Ok here goes my white boy skills, im just playin i was drunk when i wrote this down:
Hi my name is Slim Shady,
on my songs i cry like alittle baby,
people say im as queer as greg brady,
but im not cause i fucked a whore and had a little girl name hailey.
I wrote the song "My name is",
with all hopes to become famous,
but all i got was 2 sales and fucked in the anus
I dont flash alot of jewelry cause i cant afford it,
I got a family and i cant support it,
I say stupid shit so the news will report it,
I named myself after a candy,
I think its just so manly,
just like the song i wrote about stanley,
i wish i was black cause i wanna fuck brandy
My palms are to hairy to hide,
i seen a pussy before, but never been inside,
should i fuck dre or 50 i can barely decide
I told my mom id grow up to be a famous rapper,
name a song about myself and let it go right down the crapper,
i got a hoe for a wife and all i do is slap her
This is what happens after alchohol dont do it!