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Old 05-03-2003, 11:59 PM   #1
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Cure for hiccups!~

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Old 05-04-2003, 12:01 AM   #2
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:05 AM   #3
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A big spoonful of sugar
that only helps the medicine go down


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Old 05-04-2003, 12:11 AM   #4
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/me yawns and hiccups for the 10th time :c(


ive tried holding my breath.

ive tried water

im downin budice by the second now, like thats the last thing that i need at the moment but dammnnn :c(


i hiccuped 5 times while typing that
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:15 AM   #5
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the reason you have them is because air went down the wrong pipe and the easy way to get over them is to force as many burps as possiable...that is why drink coke helps cause it adds more gas to help do a nice big ass burp and clear all the air out of ya stomach

works for me everytime
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:17 AM   #6
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that only helps the medicine go down


and we gotta talk PK! #45580484 hit me please asap
Actually trying to get the sugar out of your mouth and down your throat causes you to keep from breathing long enough to usually stop them. Always was the best solution for my kids when they were young.
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:00 AM   #7
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:08 AM   #8
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get a glass of water. it can't be iced or cold.

take a breath in, take a drink. let the breath out, take a drink. do this about ten times.
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:09 AM   #9
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A tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water. Drink it all.
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:33 AM   #10
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:35 AM   #11
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dude, bend over and drink the water from the outer edge of the glass. always works for me.
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:46 AM   #12
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What MCSteve said or cover a glass of water with a napkin or papertowel and drink the water through that. It makes you drink slow enough to make them stop.
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:50 AM   #13
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eat a tablespoon or two of peanut butter. it will work.
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Old 05-04-2003, 03:03 AM   #14
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A tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water. Drink it all.
... just to make sure ... take at least 3 tablespoons of baking soda !!!
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:12 AM   #15
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Actually trying to get the sugar out of your mouth and down your throat causes you to keep from breathing long enough to usually stop them. Always was the best solution for my kids when they were young.
Yep, secret is to try and swallow it dry...that's a challenge...lol
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:14 AM   #16
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:53 AM   #17
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exlax works - you'll be too fuckin scared to hic...oooops!
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:34 AM   #18
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Plug your ears, as you would when around really loud noise, then have someone give you a glass of water.. or use a straw.. drink it down while holding your ears... guaranteed..
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:47 AM   #19
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Will power...... just stop it.
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:44 AM   #20
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actaully slow rythmic breathing should get it back on track.. the reason for hiccups in not so scientific terms is.. your diaphragm and another part of your body (not sure what part) always go in sync with one another when breathing.. when this (for whatever reason) is disrupted the diaphragm is not in sync anymore and is literally hitting the other body part .(why they hurt sometimes)...now off to watch some more discovery channel..lol
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:50 AM   #21
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:24 AM   #22
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oh, just be a man and stop crying about it. what's wrong with american men???
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:32 AM   #23
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Get a big glass of water. Hold your nose while drinking the water. Drink as much as you can before you have to stop and breath. Make sure it is a big glass of water and you really try to hold your breath and drink for as long as you can. Works every time.
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:46 AM   #24
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:31 PM   #25
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Read the instructions...it's a proved system to cure:


1. get off your computer
2. go to the kitchen
3. get a glass of water
4. call your friends
5. say goodbye to them
6. open your living room windown
7. get on the window
8. jump
9. no more hiccups


*warning*
it won't work if you live in a 1 floor house
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:34 PM   #26
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Read the instructions...it's a proved system to cure:


1. get off your computer
2. go to the kitchen
3. get a glass of water
4. call your friends
5. say goodbye to them
6. open your living room windown
7. get on the window
8. jump
9. no more hiccups


*warning*
it won't work if you live in a 1 floor house
you forgot to add...

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Old 05-04-2003, 12:35 PM   #27
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you forgot to add...

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you are right...it got lost in the translation
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