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Plat 05-03-2003 11:59 PM

Cure for hiccups!~
 
Help meeee!

PersianKitty 05-04-2003 12:01 AM

A big spoonful of sugar

Plat 05-04-2003 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
A big spoonful of sugar
that only helps the medicine go down


and we gotta talk PK! #45580484 hit me please asap

Plat 05-04-2003 12:11 AM

/me yawns and hiccups for the 10th time :c(


ive tried holding my breath.

ive tried water

im downin budice by the second now, like thats the last thing that i need at the moment but dammnnn :c(


i hiccuped 5 times while typing that

helis 05-04-2003 12:15 AM

the reason you have them is because air went down the wrong pipe and the easy way to get over them is to force as many burps as possiable...that is why drink coke helps cause it adds more gas to help do a nice big ass burp and clear all the air out of ya stomach

works for me everytime

PersianKitty 05-04-2003 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat


that only helps the medicine go down


and we gotta talk PK! #45580484 hit me please asap

Actually trying to get the sugar out of your mouth and down your throat causes you to keep from breathing long enough to usually stop them. Always was the best solution for my kids when they were young.

chaffer 05-04-2003 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plat
Help meeee!
Boo

titmowse 05-04-2003 01:08 AM

get a glass of water. it can't be iced or cold.

take a breath in, take a drink. let the breath out, take a drink. do this about ten times.

UnseenWorld 05-04-2003 01:09 AM

A tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water. Drink it all.

Sarah_Jayne 05-04-2003 02:33 AM

I could show you my stats..that should scare them out of you

MCsteve-matrix 05-04-2003 02:35 AM

dude, bend over and drink the water from the outer edge of the glass. always works for me.

Rose Crans 05-04-2003 02:46 AM

What MCSteve said or cover a glass of water with a napkin or papertowel and drink the water through that. It makes you drink slow enough to make them stop.

the Shemp 05-04-2003 02:50 AM

Plat,

eat a tablespoon or two of peanut butter. it will work.

funkmaster 05-04-2003 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld
A tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water. Drink it all.
... just to make sure ... take at least 3 tablespoons of baking soda !!!

Mishi 05-04-2003 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty


Actually trying to get the sugar out of your mouth and down your throat causes you to keep from breathing long enough to usually stop them. Always was the best solution for my kids when they were young.

Yep, secret is to try and swallow it dry...that's a challenge...lol

quiet 05-04-2003 05:14 AM

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Kat - Fast 05-04-2003 05:53 AM

exlax works - you'll be too fuckin scared to hic...oooops!

Scootermuze 05-04-2003 07:34 AM

Plug your ears, as you would when around really loud noise, then have someone give you a glass of water.. or use a straw.. drink it down while holding your ears... guaranteed..

Planet Bob 05-04-2003 07:47 AM

Will power...... just stop it.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-04-2003 08:44 AM

actaully slow rythmic breathing should get it back on track.. the reason for hiccups in not so scientific terms is.. your diaphragm and another part of your body (not sure what part) always go in sync with one another when breathing.. when this (for whatever reason) is disrupted the diaphragm is not in sync anymore and is literally hitting the other body part .(why they hurt sometimes)...now off to watch some more discovery channel..lol

KRL 05-04-2003 08:50 AM

Loud music in a pair of headphones.

Mushayef 05-04-2003 09:24 AM

oh, just be a man and stop crying about it. what's wrong with american men???

CoolE 05-04-2003 11:32 AM

Get a big glass of water. Hold your nose while drinking the water. Drink as much as you can before you have to stop and breath. Make sure it is a big glass of water and you really try to hold your breath and drink for as long as you can. Works every time.

PR_Phil 05-04-2003 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
exlax works - you'll be too fuckin scared to hic...oooops!
:1orglaugh

BabeHunter 05-04-2003 12:31 PM

Read the instructions...it's a proved system to cure:


1. get off your computer
2. go to the kitchen
3. get a glass of water
4. call your friends
5. say goodbye to them
6. open your living room windown
7. get on the window
8. jump
9. no more hiccups


*warning*
it won't work if you live in a 1 floor house

galleryseek 05-04-2003 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
Read the instructions...it's a proved system to cure:


1. get off your computer
2. go to the kitchen
3. get a glass of water
4. call your friends
5. say goodbye to them
6. open your living room windown
7. get on the window
8. jump
9. no more hiccups


*warning*
it won't work if you live in a 1 floor house

you forgot to add...

Side Effects:
full body paralysis

BabeHunter 05-04-2003 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek


you forgot to add...

Side Effects:
full body paralysis

you are right...it got lost in the translation


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