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Cure for hiccups!~
Help meeee!
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A big spoonful of sugar
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/me yawns and hiccups for the 10th time :c(
ive tried holding my breath. ive tried water im downin budice by the second now, like thats the last thing that i need at the moment but dammnnn :c( i hiccuped 5 times while typing that
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the reason you have them is because air went down the wrong pipe and the easy way to get over them is to force as many burps as possiable...that is why drink coke helps cause it adds more gas to help do a nice big ass burp and clear all the air out of ya stomach
works for me everytime
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get a glass of water. it can't be iced or cold.
take a breath in, take a drink. let the breath out, take a drink. do this about ten times.
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A tablespoon of baking soda in a glass of water. Drink it all.
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Now with more Jayne
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I could show you my stats..that should scare them out of you
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dude, bend over and drink the water from the outer edge of the glass. always works for me.
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What MCSteve said or cover a glass of water with a napkin or papertowel and drink the water through that. It makes you drink slow enough to make them stop.
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Plat,
eat a tablespoon or two of peanut butter. it will work. |
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exlax works - you'll be too fuckin scared to hic...oooops!
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Plug your ears, as you would when around really loud noise, then have someone give you a glass of water.. or use a straw.. drink it down while holding your ears... guaranteed..
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Will power...... just stop it.
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actaully slow rythmic breathing should get it back on track.. the reason for hiccups in not so scientific terms is.. your diaphragm and another part of your body (not sure what part) always go in sync with one another when breathing.. when this (for whatever reason) is disrupted the diaphragm is not in sync anymore and is literally hitting the other body part .(why they hurt sometimes)...now off to watch some more discovery channel..lol
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Loud music in a pair of headphones.
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oh, just be a man and stop crying about it. what's wrong with american men???
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Get a big glass of water. Hold your nose while drinking the water. Drink as much as you can before you have to stop and breath. Make sure it is a big glass of water and you really try to hold your breath and drink for as long as you can. Works every time.
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Read the instructions...it's a proved system to cure:
1. get off your computer 2. go to the kitchen 3. get a glass of water 4. call your friends 5. say goodbye to them 6. open your living room windown 7. get on the window 8. jump 9. no more hiccups *warning* it won't work if you live in a 1 floor house
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