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The Final Answer To All The Questions About The Contest And Why
Why you couldn't win, well i have to take that back because yes you could have won but nobody ever answered correctly.
First all of you that remember the pic of me and the cop in my driveway with that stuff laid out and the question was: Where does dokk get most of his money from? Remember? Okay.... Here is the answer. I guess my best job description would be head of insanely crazy products for lots of crazy agencies, people and companies and me etc. Some i don't give a shit about anybody can see em play em play with em etc.. there are others that nobody will ever see because I agreed to that. Simple enough so far right? Okay. The exact items which were indeed right in front of you were: A custom built (by me) auto b/w switching color camera with the smallest built in illumnation device built into the head ever developed to date. I didn't invent the led I used for it I just figured out how to put the parts together.. anyway. The device was being build for a porn company who I promise to never name. I don't need or want any more trouble I'm taking a couple days off to spend with my family. Anyway.... they were planning on using it to umm.. how shall i put this.. .. well up her ass as far as it would go.. and I can't recall the exact lengnth off top of my head the length of the fiber optic cable but it was either 3 or 6 feet, I can't remember. When I found out what they planned to use it for I called one of my long time friends at the Hall County MANS Unit and had one of his officers come up to pick up the cam. I gave it to them for free. And you're looking at about 20,000 on the hood of that car. And the reason I didn't want you to win is because if you had really nailed it on the head which i figured to be practically impossible is because of what I have outlined above. The officer standing by me was: Sgt. Steve Carey #355 Hall County Sheriff's Office 610 Main Street Gainesville, GA 30501 Telephone: (770) 531-6889 And he will be available anytime 24 hrs a day just tell him RP wanted you to call. That's all you have to say and he'll go ahead and talk to you. That's not a warning, or a promise or a threat, it's an absolute bona fide guarantee. Feel free to ask him any question and read exactly to him above what I posted exactly as I posted it and I am sure he will confirm everything. But there is a catch. I REALLY don't think you want to attract that kind of attention to the board do you? Anyway.. the mystery is solved, the truth has all been told and i can FINALLY take 2 days off.. CYA! ;-) |
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To put it simple southern terms (cause nobody but nobody with ANY of the agencies I deal with ever heard of "dokk" so i'm willing to bet you that if you walk right into the middle just about any local agency around here and holler: "HEY RP WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MAN WHERE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?" I guarantee you that most officers will respond to your request immediately. Same goes except under uhh... let see.. somewhat more restrictive conditions.. well let's just say that i told em i would never tell and .. i know many don't believe... but uh... really.. i wouldn't even attempt to contact the Sgt unless he's on day snift (usually is, so don't be afraid) but if just one of you had woke him up last night just testing to see you know? yanno? ... he would have.. oh well let him tell you himself should you ever choose to fuck with him. Oh... a couple of other things to mention. Previous to that date the Sgt (did anyone notice the stripes even?) we had NEVER MET BEFORE. I checked his ID FIRST. Then I took off my glasses, handed him my ID (one of several) And that's all it took for us to become instant friends. That is the true 100 percent honest to god truth. Oh oh i almost forgot! The Hall County MANS unit I mentioned for you dim bulbs decodes to: HALL COUNTY MULTI-AGENCY NARCOTICS SQUAD I don't recommend calling them.... ever.. i don't care who you are how much money you have you had better be spit and polish clean because once these guys go out.. i CAN NOT stop them.. and these are NOT the people i mentioned in post to kwhat the fuck and others... So I hope.. from now on... when I say... DON'T FUCK WITH ME I CAN BURY YOU IN A HEARTBEAT. DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE. That should give you some clue as to the power of my connections. Now save yourselves all a lot of trouble.. and if i ask you politely to stay out of a thread just stay out. I'll never say please again after this post I'll only warn you once. I will clearly identify myself and give you all the time you want to try to make up your mind. And if after considering such, you want to still bring it on... Go ahead... I can "bring it on" anyplace in the world (almost) with one phone call. so really.. a lot of you fell for something that i knew all along but nobody else did except me and a certain party... i could not allow any single person to posess all the info or it would have leaked out. They don't pay me these kind of bucks to make mistakes. In the world I live in (please tell me about yours sometime) 1 mistake can cost you your life. Anybody here at GFY care to disagree with that? rokk on |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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you are fucking lunatic. period.
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im just not capable of reading that much
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I am required to take a full psychological profile exam at least every six months. Have you EVER had one? I think you need one pretty fast... And if you EVER talk to me like this again I'll fuck you up. Otherwise don't even attempt to POST without going through one of the BP4L family which I'm sure you'lll be able to find around here just about anytime.. in the meantime. GOFUCKYOURSELF. and proceed to rokk elsewhere.. i hereby rate you NFG (no fucking good) u may now proceed to rokk or not if you wish. ;-) |
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Fuck I thought I had this thing settled. |
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Haha, I like you dokk ... ;)
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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rokk on |
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I deleted that post. Ya know why? You scare me. You appear truly mentally unstable. |
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I like you too! Have we ever met? I'm 46 .. so just forgive me if we have and i don't remember you..otherwise.. please proceed to rokk on as u definitely do rokk |
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Clear enough. Now.. get the FUCK out of this thread. Don't make me tell you twice. rokk off |
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Um... hahahahahahhahahah! |
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I'll give you a few minutes to apologize. rokk on |
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I expect an apology or you are DONE. Don't give a FUCK who or WHAT you are. Clear enough yet? rokk on |
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Sobe is BP4L!
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now rokk on |
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I don't believe we've met, we're operating in different parts of the world ... but we have certain things in common ;)
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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How'd you get that post back up so fast???? WHO GOT IT UP SO FAST? That was fucking amazing... and i was typing as fast as i could... Whoever did that... U DEFINITELY ROKK |
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Dude, Are you serious? I deleted MY POST! |
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It's 1:37pm here, I'm sober, I've had a bite to eat - and Dokk - you still make absolutely No Fuckin Sense.
I've seen probe-cams before - you improved the lighting on one? I suppose it saves one of those MANS having to put the rubber gloves on ![]() |
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Come back to Earth dokk. |
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YOU POSITIVELY ROKK Now is that good enough? You also made yourself a friend and you don't even have to kiss the ring. I love ya man, all is forgiven, k? ;-) u definitely rokk rokk on |
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Your rank has now been reduced to the level of an ant i accidentally step on. u do not rokk |
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I just can't win can I? |
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My guppy isn't moving.
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Never a good sign. |
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Because i do biz round the world. Let's meet sometime k? u rokk |
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Get out of this thread. |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Don't like me any more? Just a moment ago I thought you loved me? My My - How feelings change. |
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Save you and me a lot of trouble.. no wait... you a lot of trouble. Flush the fucking fish you can buy em at the pet shop for fifty cents. If you don't have fifty cents I'll buy you a fucking goldfish and throw in a bowl. good enough to shut you up for now? rokk on |
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And I can prove it starting with you. Would you care to fuck with me? Either bring it on, rokk on or NEVER post in a thread of mine.. never as meaning until you're a dirt sandwich. Clear enough ? |
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QUIET ROKKs tehe |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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some guy gave me the fish. in a fish bowl, with the words, "so long, and thanks for all the fish".
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I loved the guppy.
His name was Aristotle. He was like a brother to me. My brother died.
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And you just fucked yourself in the ass and didn't even know it. |
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Poor Brujah. Please help him Dokk. |
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Do you understand the meaning of the word done? |
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Is that a Death Threat Dokk? |
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Anyone have a link to this picture or contest - can't find it and I'm wondering why he's ranting and raving.
dokk - I think quiet had saved up about .49 cents. I'm sure he'd be greatful if you provided the rest - better yet, the fish so he can almost have enough for another one :-)
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And YOU are DERANGED. Do you understand the meaning of the word deranged? |
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