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dokk 05-04-2003 12:58 AM

The Final Answer To All The Questions About The Contest And Why
 
Why you couldn't win, well i have to take that back because yes you could have won but nobody ever answered correctly.

First all of you that remember the pic of me and the cop in my driveway with that stuff laid out and the question was:

Where does dokk get most of his money from?

Remember?

Okay.... Here is the answer.

I guess my best job description would be head of insanely crazy products for lots of crazy agencies, people and companies and me etc. Some i don't give a shit about anybody can see em play em play with em etc.. there are others that nobody will ever see because I agreed to that. Simple enough so far right?

Okay.

The exact items which were indeed right in front of you were:

A custom built (by me) auto b/w switching color camera with the smallest built in illumnation device built into the head ever developed to date. I didn't invent the led I used for it I just figured out how to put the parts together.. anyway.

The device was being build for a porn company who I promise to never name. I don't need or want any more trouble I'm taking a couple days off to spend with my family.

Anyway.... they were planning on using it to umm.. how shall i put this.. .. well up her ass as far as it would go.. and I can't recall the exact lengnth off top of my head the length of the fiber optic cable but it was either 3 or 6 feet, I can't remember.

When I found out what they planned to use it for I called one of my long time friends at the Hall County MANS Unit and had one of his officers come up to pick up the cam. I gave it to them for free. And you're looking at about 20,000 on the hood of that car.

And the reason I didn't want you to win is because if you had really nailed it on the head which i figured to be practically impossible is because of what I have outlined above.

The officer standing by me was:

Sgt. Steve Carey #355
Hall County Sheriff's Office
610 Main Street
Gainesville, GA 30501
Telephone: (770) 531-6889

And he will be available anytime 24 hrs a day just tell him RP wanted you to call. That's all you have to say and he'll go ahead and talk to you.

That's not a warning, or a promise or a threat, it's an absolute bona fide guarantee. Feel free to ask him any question and read exactly to him above what I posted exactly as I posted it and I am sure he will confirm everything.

But there is a catch.

I REALLY don't think you want to attract that kind of attention to the board do you?

Anyway.. the mystery is solved, the truth has all been told and i can FINALLY take 2 days off..


CYA!

;-)

dokk 05-04-2003 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk
Why you couldn't win, well i have to take that back because yes you could have won but nobody ever answered correctly.

First all of you that remember the pic of me and the cop in my driveway with that stuff laid out and the question was:

Where does dokk get most of his money from?

Remember?

Okay.... Here is the answer.

I guess my best job description would be head of insanely crazy products for lots of crazy agencies, people and companies and me etc. Some i don't give a shit about anybody can see em play em play with em etc.. there are others that nobody will ever see because I agreed to that. Simple enough so far right?

Okay.

The exact items which were indeed right in front of you were:

A custom built (by me) auto b/w switching color camera with the smallest built in illumnation device built into the head ever developed to date. I didn't invent the led I used for it I just figured out how to put the parts together.. anyway.

The device was being build for a porn company who I promise to never name. I don't need or want any more trouble I'm taking a couple days off to spend with my family.

Anyway.... they were planning on using it to umm.. how shall i put this.. .. well up her ass as far as it would go.. and I can't recall the exact lengnth off top of my head the length of the fiber optic cable but it was either 3 or 6 feet, I can't remember.

When I found out what they planned to use it for I called one of my long time friends at the Hall County MANS Unit and had one of his officers come up to pick up the cam. I gave it to them for free. And you're looking at about 20,000 on the hood of that car.

And the reason I didn't want you to win is because if you had really nailed it on the head which i figured to be practically impossible is because of what I have outlined above.

The officer standing by me was:

Sgt. Steve Carey #355
Hall County Sheriff's Office
610 Main Street
Gainesville, GA 30501
Telephone: (770) 531-6889

And he will be available anytime 24 hrs a day just tell him RP wanted you to call. That's all you have to say and he'll go ahead and talk to you.

That's not a warning, or a promise or a threat, it's an absolute bona fide guarantee. Feel free to ask him any question and read exactly to him above what I posted exactly as I posted it and I am sure he will confirm everything.

But there is a catch.

I REALLY don't think you want to attract that kind of attention to the board do you?

Anyway.. the mystery is solved, the truth has all been told and i can FINALLY take 2 days off..


CYA!

;-)

I just woke up and see that not one single reply to this so I figured I had better throw it on top of the pile one more time just to make sure everybody knows that just because the outside of a person may look like this or that.. like that officer.. or me... if you fail to make that mistake just 1 time it could cost you your business, your home, your family, your life and anything else you'd care to mention.

To put it simple southern terms (cause nobody but nobody with ANY of the agencies I deal with ever heard of "dokk" so i'm willing to bet you that if you walk right into the middle just about any local agency around here and holler:

"HEY RP WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MAN WHERE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?"

I guarantee you that most officers will respond to your request immediately.

Same goes except under uhh... let see.. somewhat more restrictive conditions.. well let's just say that i told em i would never tell and .. i know many don't believe... but uh... really.. i wouldn't even attempt to contact the Sgt unless he's on day snift (usually is, so don't be afraid) but if just one of you had woke him up last night just testing to see you know? yanno? ... he would have.. oh well let him tell you himself should you ever choose to fuck with him.

Oh... a couple of other things to mention.
Previous to that date the Sgt (did anyone notice the stripes even?) we had NEVER MET BEFORE.

I checked his ID FIRST.
Then I took off my glasses, handed him my ID (one of several)

And that's all it took for us to become instant friends.

That is the true 100 percent honest to god truth.
Oh oh i almost forgot!
The Hall County MANS unit I mentioned for you dim bulbs decodes to:
HALL COUNTY MULTI-AGENCY NARCOTICS SQUAD

I don't recommend calling them.... ever.. i don't care who you are how much money you have you had better be spit and polish clean because once these guys go out.. i CAN NOT stop them.. and these are NOT the people i mentioned in post to kwhat the fuck and others...

So I hope.. from now on... when I say... DON'T FUCK WITH ME I CAN BURY YOU IN A HEARTBEAT. DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE.

That should give you some clue as to the power of my connections.

Now save yourselves all a lot of trouble.. and if i ask you politely to stay out of a thread just stay out.

I'll never say please again after this post I'll only warn you once.

I will clearly identify myself and give you all the time you want to try to make up your mind.

And if after considering such, you want to still bring it on...

Go ahead...

I can "bring it on" anyplace in the world (almost) with one phone call.

so really.. a lot of you fell for something that i knew all along but nobody else did except me and a certain party... i could not allow any single person to posess all the info or it would have leaked out.

They don't pay me these kind of bucks to make mistakes.

In the world I live in (please tell me about yours sometime)

1 mistake can cost you your life.
Anybody here at GFY care to disagree with that?

rokk on

quiet 05-04-2003 05:23 AM

you are fucking lunatic. period.

Pointless 05-04-2003 05:23 AM

im just not capable of reading that much

:)

dokk 05-04-2003 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
you are fucking lunatic. period.
No I'm not.
I am required to take a full psychological profile exam at least every six months.

Have you EVER had one?
I think you need one pretty fast...

And if you EVER talk to me like this again I'll fuck you up.
Otherwise don't even attempt to POST without going through one of the BP4L family which I'm sure you'lll be able to find around here just about anytime.. in the meantime.

GOFUCKYOURSELF.

and proceed to rokk elsewhere.. i hereby rate you NFG
(no fucking good)

u may now proceed to rokk or not if you wish.

;-)

dokk 05-04-2003 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl
Hello.

No one cares.

Really.

Sorry.

Buh Bye.



What quiet said.

Well there's 2 total fools that are gonna have to go through BP$L family members.. who else?

Fuck I thought I had this thing settled.

natkejs 05-04-2003 05:31 AM

Haha, I like you dokk ... ;)

quiet 05-04-2003 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


No I'm not.
I am required to take a full psychological profile exam at least every six months.

Have you EVER had one?
I think you need one pretty fast...

And if you EVER talk to me like this again I'll fuck you up.
Otherwise don't even attempt to POST without going through one of the BP4L family which I'm sure you'lll be able to find around here just about anytime.. in the meantime.

GOFUCKYOURSELF.

and proceed to rokk elsewhere.. i hereby rate you NFG
(no fucking good)

u may now proceed to rokk or not if you wish.

;-)

lunatic

dokk 05-04-2003 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pointless
im just not capable of reading that much

:)

if i take my glasses off i can't hardly see three feet... yikes.. but I can see up close fairly well.

rokk on

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


Well there's 2 total fools that are gonna have to go through BP$L family members.. who else?

Fuck I thought I had this thing settled.


I deleted that post.

Ya know why?

You scare me.

You appear truly mentally unstable.

dokk 05-04-2003 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natkejs
Haha, I like you dokk ... ;)

I like you too!
Have we ever met?
I'm 46 .. so just forgive me if we have and i don't remember you..otherwise.. please


proceed to rokk on as u definitely do rokk

dokk 05-04-2003 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl



I deleted that post.

Ya know why?

You scare me.

You appear truly mentally unstable.

You ever delete one of my posts at random again and I'm not even going to give you the benefit of a warning.

Clear enough.

Now.. get the FUCK out of this thread.
Don't make me tell you twice.

rokk off

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 05:37 AM

:ugone2far

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


You ever delete one of my posts at random again and I'm not even going to give you the benefit of a warning.

Clear enough.

Now.. get the FUCK out of this thread.
Don't make me tell you twice.

rokk off


Um...


hahahahahahhahahah!

dokk 05-04-2003 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl



Um...


hahahahahahhahahah!

You REALLY should have dropped it when I asked you to. I made it perfectly clear.. and if you were afraid of a little post that was 100 percent true and that scared you?? ARe you serious?

I'll give you a few minutes to apologize.


rokk on

dokk 05-04-2003 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


You REALLY should have dropped it when I asked you to. I made it perfectly clear.. and if you were afraid of a little post that was 100 percent true and that scared you?? ARe you serious?

I'll give you a few minutes to apologize.


rokk on

And a few as to mean "approximately 3 to five minutes from the time of this post"

I expect an apology or you are DONE.
Don't give a FUCK who or WHAT you are.

Clear enough yet?

rokk on

Brujah 05-04-2003 05:42 AM

Sobe is BP4L!

dokk 05-04-2003 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


And a few as to mean "approximately 3 to five minutes from the time of this post"

I expect an apology or you are DONE.
Don't give a FUCK who or WHAT you are.

Clear enough yet?

rokk on

And if it's not i suggest you start hunting up the entire thing and get it back up as fast as you can if anythint important to you is of any value.

now rokk on

natkejs 05-04-2003 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk



I like you too!
Have we ever met?
I'm 46 .. so just forgive me if we have and i don't remember you..otherwise.. please


proceed to rokk on as u definitely do rokk


I don't believe we've met, we're operating in different parts of the world ... but we have certain things in common ;)

quiet 05-04-2003 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Sobe is BP4L!
:)

dokk 05-04-2003 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


And if it's not i suggest you start hunting up the entire thing and get it back up as fast as you can if anythint important to you is of any value.

now rokk on

HOLY HOLE IN A DONUT BATMAN!
How'd you get that post back up so fast????

WHO GOT IT UP SO FAST?

That was fucking amazing... and i was typing as fast as i could...
Whoever did that...

U DEFINITELY ROKK

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


And if it's not i suggest you start hunting up the entire thing and get it back up as fast as you can if anythint important to you is of any value.

now rokk on


Dude,

Are you serious?

I deleted MY POST!

Kat - Fast 05-04-2003 05:46 AM

It's 1:37pm here, I'm sober, I've had a bite to eat - and Dokk - you still make absolutely No Fuckin Sense.

I've seen probe-cams before - you improved the lighting on one? I suppose it saves one of those MANS having to put the rubber gloves on :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


:)

:glugglug

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


HOLY HOLE IN A DONUT BATMAN!
How'd you get that post back up so fast????

WHO GOT IT UP SO FAST?

That was fucking amazing... and i was typing as fast as i could...
Whoever did that...

U DEFINITELY ROKK


Come back to Earth dokk.

dokk 05-04-2003 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl



Dude,

Are you serious?

I deleted MY POST!

Ah you should have the answer.


YOU POSITIVELY ROKK

Now is that good enough?
You also made yourself a friend and you don't even have to kiss the ring.

I love ya man, all is forgiven, k?

;-)

u definitely rokk
rokk on

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


Ah you should have the answer.


YOU POSITIVELY ROKK

Now is that good enough?
You also made yourself a friend and you don't even have to kiss the ring.

I love ya man, all is forgiven, k?

;-)

u definitely rokk
rokk on





:)

dokk 05-04-2003 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


Ah you should have the answer.


YOU POSITIVELY ROKK

Now is that good enough?
You also made yourself a friend and you don't even have to kiss the ring.

I love ya man, all is forgiven, k?

;-)

u definitely rokk
rokk on

I"m on earth at all times.
Your rank has now been reduced to the level of an ant i accidentally step on.

u do not rokk

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


I"m on earth at all times.
Your rank has now been reduced to the level of an ant i accidentally step on.

u do not rokk


I just can't win can I?

:)

Brujah 05-04-2003 05:49 AM

My guppy isn't moving.

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
My guppy isn't moving.

Never a good sign.

dokk 05-04-2003 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by natkejs



I don't believe we've met, we're operating in different parts of the world ... but we have certain things in common ;)

DEFINITELY.
Because i do biz round the world.

Let's meet sometime k?

u rokk

dokk 05-04-2003 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl



Never a good sign.


Get out of this thread.

quiet 05-04-2003 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
My guppy isn't moving.
flick it. my babel fish isn't moving either.

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk



Get out of this thread.



Don't like me any more?

Just a moment ago I thought you loved me?

My My - How feelings change.

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk



Get out of this thread.

Why do you keep saying that? You can't tell people not to participate. Free speech, and it's not your board. IF it was your board, you would be able to ban everyone who you didn't like. Now, you can't.

dokk 05-04-2003 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


flick it. my babel fish isn't moving either.

I don't have any idea who the fuck you are QUIET.. but.. get off this thread.. okay?

Save you and me a lot of trouble.. no wait... you a lot of trouble.
Flush the fucking fish you can buy em at the pet shop for fifty cents.

If you don't have fifty cents I'll buy you a fucking goldfish and throw in a bowl.

good enough to shut you up for now?

rokk on

dokk 05-04-2003 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Why do you keep saying that? You can't tell people not to participate. Free speech, and it's not your board. IF it was your board, you would be able to ban everyone who you didn't like. Now, you can't.

Yes I can.
And I can prove it starting with you.
Would you care to fuck with me?
Either bring it on, rokk on or NEVER post in a thread of mine.. never as meaning until you're a dirt sandwich.

Clear enough ?

lEricPl 05-04-2003 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


I don't have any idea who the fuck you are QUIET.. but.. get off this thread.. okay?

Save you and me a lot of trouble.. no wait... you a lot of trouble.
Flush the fucking fish you can buy em at the pet shop for fifty cents.

If you don't have fifty cents I'll buy you a fucking goldfish and throw in a bowl.

good enough to shut you up for now?

rokk on


QUIET ROKKs


:)


tehe

quiet 05-04-2003 05:58 AM

some guy gave me the fish. in a fish bowl, with the words, "so long, and thanks for all the fish".

Kat - Fast 05-04-2003 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


I don't have any idea who the fuck you are QUIET.. but.. get off this thread.. okay?

Save you and me a lot of trouble.. no wait... you a lot of trouble.
Flush the fucking fish you can buy em at the pet shop for fifty cents.

If you don't have fifty cents I'll buy you a fucking goldfish and throw in a bowl.

good enough to shut you up for now?

rokk on

Hmm, obscure references to Douglas Adams and your lack of making any fuckin sense has clearly addled you further.

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


Yes I can.
And I can prove it starting with you.
Would you care to fuck with me?
Either bring it on, rokk on or NEVER post in a thread of mine.. never as meaning until you're a dirt sandwich.

Clear enough ?

What are you gonna do? Get me banned? Come here and beat me? Steal my wire transfers? Hack my sites? Taunt me another time? I have no beef with you, but your attitude must be the worst I've ever seen.. anywhere.

Brujah 05-04-2003 06:00 AM

I loved the guppy.
His name was Aristotle.
He was like a brother to me.
My brother died.

dokk 05-04-2003 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

What are you gonna do? Get me banned? Come here and beat me? Steal my wire transfers? Hack my sites? Taunt me another time? I have no beef with you, but your attitude must be the worst I've ever seen.. anywhere.

I don't care WHAT you think.
And you just fucked yourself in the ass and didn't even know it.

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


I don't care WHAT you think.
And you just fucked yourself in the ass and didn't even know it.

My dick is too small to do that.

lEricPl 05-04-2003 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
I loved the guppy.
His name was Aristotle.
He was like a brother to me.
My brother died.


Poor Brujah.

:(


Please help him Dokk.

dokk 05-04-2003 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl



QUIET ROKKs


:)


tehe

And YOU are DONE.
Do you understand the meaning of the word done?

lEricPl 05-04-2003 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


And YOU are DONE.
Do you understand the meaning of the word done?


Is that a Death Threat Dokk?

HS-Trixxxia 05-04-2003 06:04 AM

Anyone have a link to this picture or contest - can't find it and I'm wondering why he's ranting and raving.

dokk - I think quiet had saved up about .49 cents. I'm sure he'd be greatful if you provided the rest - better yet, the fish so he can almost have enough for another one :-)

Kat - Fast 05-04-2003 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


And YOU are DONE.
Do you understand the meaning of the word done?


And YOU are DERANGED.
Do you understand the meaning of the word deranged?


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