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dokk · 05-04-2003, 12:58 AM

Why you couldn't win, well i have to take that back because yes you could have won but nobody ever answered correctly.

First all of you that remember the pic of me and the cop in my driveway with that stuff laid out and the question was:

Where does dokk get most of his money from?

Remember?

Okay.... Here is the answer.

I guess my best job description would be head of insanely crazy products for lots of crazy agencies, people and companies and me etc. Some i don't give a shit about anybody can see em play em play with em etc.. there are others that nobody will ever see because I agreed to that. Simple enough so far right?

Okay.

The exact items which were indeed right in front of you were:

A custom built (by me) auto b/w switching color camera with the smallest built in illumnation device built into the head ever developed to date. I didn't invent the led I used for it I just figured out how to put the parts together.. anyway.

The device was being build for a porn company who I promise to never name. I don't need or want any more trouble I'm taking a couple days off to spend with my family.

Anyway.... they were planning on using it to umm.. how shall i put this.. .. well up her ass as far as it would go.. and I can't recall the exact lengnth off top of my head the length of the fiber optic cable but it was either 3 or 6 feet, I can't remember.

When I found out what they planned to use it for I called one of my long time friends at the Hall County MANS Unit and had one of his officers come up to pick up the cam. I gave it to them for free. And you're looking at about 20,000 on the hood of that car.

And the reason I didn't want you to win is because if you had really nailed it on the head which i figured to be practically impossible is because of what I have outlined above.

The officer standing by me was:

Sgt. Steve Carey #355
Hall County Sheriff's Office
610 Main Street
Gainesville, GA 30501
Telephone: (770) 531-6889

And he will be available anytime 24 hrs a day just tell him RP wanted you to call. That's all you have to say and he'll go ahead and talk to you.

That's not a warning, or a promise or a threat, it's an absolute bona fide guarantee. Feel free to ask him any question and read exactly to him above what I posted exactly as I posted it and I am sure he will confirm everything.

But there is a catch.

I REALLY don't think you want to attract that kind of attention to the board do you?

Anyway.. the mystery is solved, the truth has all been told and i can FINALLY take 2 days off..

CYA!

;-)

05-04-2003, 12:58 AM
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	The Final Answer To All The Questions About The Contest And Why Why you couldn't win, well i have to take that back because yes you could have won but nobody ever answered correctly. First all of you that remember the pic of me and the cop in my driveway with that stuff laid out and the question was: Where does dokk get most of his money from? Remember? Okay.... Here is the answer. I guess my best job description would be head of insanely crazy products for lots of crazy agencies, people and companies and me etc. Some i don't give a shit about anybody can see em play em play with em etc.. there are others that nobody will ever see because I agreed to that. Simple enough so far right? Okay. The exact items which were indeed right in front of you were: A custom built (by me) auto b/w switching color camera with the smallest built in illumnation device built into the head ever developed to date. I didn't invent the led I used for it I just figured out how to put the parts together.. anyway. The device was being build for a porn company who I promise to never name. I don't need or want any more trouble I'm taking a couple days off to spend with my family. Anyway.... they were planning on using it to umm.. how shall i put this.. .. well up her ass as far as it would go.. and I can't recall the exact lengnth off top of my head the length of the fiber optic cable but it was either 3 or 6 feet, I can't remember. When I found out what they planned to use it for I called one of my long time friends at the Hall County MANS Unit and had one of his officers come up to pick up the cam. I gave it to them for free. And you're looking at about 20,000 on the hood of that car. And the reason I didn't want you to win is because if you had really nailed it on the head which i figured to be practically impossible is because of what I have outlined above. The officer standing by me was: Sgt. Steve Carey #355 Hall County Sheriff's Office 610 Main Street Gainesville, GA 30501 Telephone: (770) 531-6889 And he will be available anytime 24 hrs a day just tell him RP wanted you to call. That's all you have to say and he'll go ahead and talk to you. That's not a warning, or a promise or a threat, it's an absolute bona fide guarantee. Feel free to ask him any question and read exactly to him above what I posted exactly as I posted it and I am sure he will confirm everything. But there is a catch. I REALLY don't think you want to attract that kind of attention to the board do you? Anyway.. the mystery is solved, the truth has all been told and i can FINALLY take 2 days off.. CYA! ;-)