What to order at chinese restaurant? - GoFuckYourself.com

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:32 PM

ima go pick up some dinner soon... i'm leaning towards my usual General Tao chicken, but was wondering if you guys had any other suggestions to make a change...

and don't tell me CreamOfSomeYoungGuy...

Fletch XXX · 05-03-2003, 05:33 PM

just sake please.

detoxed · 05-03-2003, 05:33 PM

chicken fried rice

eroswebmaster · 05-03-2003, 05:37 PM

Flied Lice

Mr.Teen · 05-03-2003, 05:38 PM

Some fried cat along with a loving fortune cookie!

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
just sake please.

isn't that japanese?

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
chicken fried rice

best alternate suggestion so far...

Fletch XXX · 05-03-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

isn't that japanese?

Evver been to a Chinese restaurant that didnt serve Tsingtao or Sake?

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Teen
Some fried cat

isn't that just General Tao "chicken" anyways? LOL

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Evver been to a Chinese restaurant that didnt serve Tsingtao or Sake?

good point... hehehe

BJ · 05-03-2003, 05:42 PM

Mongolian beef (xtra spicy)

Pot stickers

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds
Mongolian beef (xtra spicy)

Pot stickers

sounds cool, i like spicy... but what's a pot sticker?

doesn't sound too appealing...

Master_Yoba · 05-03-2003, 05:46 PM

Rabbit

AdultNex · 05-03-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

sounds cool, i like spicy... but what's a pot sticker?

doesn't sound too appealing...

Pot stickers are like dumplings.

I, personally, like broccolli and chicken, chicken lo mien, and you always gotta have your won-ton soup or hot and sour soup.

kaylacam · 05-03-2003, 05:47 PM

Cashew Chicken!

*yum yum*

BJ · 05-03-2003, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

sounds cool, i like spicy... but what's a pot sticker?

doesn't sound too appealing...

A pot sticker is seasoned pork wrapped in a noodle shell. Boiled, then pan fried.

very tasty... I suggest dipping in red pepper paste or mongolian beef sauce.

Exxxotica · 05-03-2003, 05:49 PM

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AdultNex · 05-03-2003, 05:49 PM

Some restaurants have this, some don't.

Try out the shrimp with cashews. It's incredibly good.

AaronM · 05-03-2003, 05:51 PM

I would order a mask and then get the fuck out of China!

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by PureMeds

A pot sticker is seasoned pork wrapped in a noodle shell. Boiled, then pan fried.

very tasty... I suggest dipping in red pepper paste or mongolian beef sauce.

dayum that sounds really good, i hope they have those!

MattO · 05-03-2003, 05:52 PM

Moo Sho Pork

AdultNex · 05-03-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Moo Sho Pork

... Nice sig.

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I would order a mask and then get the fuck out of China!

ROTF... i should put on a surgical mask when i go in and order... i wonder what they'd do?

Easton · 05-03-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
Moo Sho Pork

is that kinda like roll-your-own fajitas? i've a chicken version of that...

PersianKitty · 05-03-2003, 06:02 PM

Almond Fried Chicken
Chicken Chow Mein

Yassi · 05-03-2003, 06:03 PM

pork mushu
and mongolian beef

asuna · 05-03-2003, 06:04 PM

Thanks for the idea, Im on my way to pick up some chicken fried rice, 6 egg rolls, and some pineapple chicken

AdultNex · 05-03-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
Thanks for the idea, Im on my way to pick up some chicken fried rice, 6 egg rolls, and some pineapple chicken

Pineapple chicken... You bastard. Now you made me go to the local Chinese restaurant.

Easton · 05-03-2003, 06:06 PM

hmmm... ok thanks for the input!

i'm too hungry and can't take it anymore, so i'm going to get something... i'll decide in the car

Easton · 05-03-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
Thanks for the idea, Im on my way to pick up some chicken fried rice, 6 egg rolls, and some pineapple chicken

which place do you go to?

Easton · 05-03-2003, 07:08 PM

just for the record: i had #35 - chicken in black bean sauce with mixed peppers and onions, on a bed of steamed rice... feeling pretty stuffed right now

booker · 05-03-2003, 07:11 PM

So this is how the guys get 15000 posts... umm, I'd say go with chicken & broccili & steamed rice, or perhaps shrimp or beef lo mein.

edit: well shit you already went

Fletch XXX · 05-03-2003, 07:12 PM

For the record, I'm having Corona y El Marijuana.

Easton · 05-03-2003, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
For the record, I'm having Corona y El Marijuana.

#42? excellent choice! LOL

Slick · 05-03-2003, 07:25 PM

Sesame Chicken is always good

That's what i get most of the time. Pepper Steak is pretty tastey.

asuna · 05-03-2003, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

which place do you go to?

I go to this super small place in Montreal North, corner of Lacordaire and Leger.. called La Mere Jaune.. i think.. it's in the east end, and it's the closest place

WendyB · 05-03-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Easton

ROTF... i should put on a surgical mask when i go in and order... i wonder what they'd do?

For a westerner to enter the Chinese restaurant in that manner would be viewed as disrespectful.

ryph · 05-03-2003, 07:57 PM

sweet n sour chicken w/ pork fried rice

BlueDesignStudios · 05-03-2003, 08:41 PM

I'd say go for number 12, 39, or perhaps 42 - but that's just me

Rip · 05-03-2003, 08:46 PM

don't order the rabbit... it might be a cat

don't order the duck... it might be a seagull or crow

Luc Duboi · 05-03-2003, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
I'd say go for number 12, 39, or perhaps 42 - but that's just me

number 12 is the best.

asuna · 05-03-2003, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Rip
don't order the rabbit... it might be a cat

don't order the duck... it might be a seagull or crow

in other words don't order anything other than rice and mothballs

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badmunchkin · 05-03-2003, 09:01 PM

Chicken Lo Mein with a side of Steamed Dumplings... mmm.

rowan · 05-03-2003, 09:02 PM

Are these dishes the same up your way?

Honey Chicken - small chicken pieces in batter (sometimes more like a dumpling) with honey sauce. Sitting on a bed of deep fried (crispy) rice noodles, topped off with sesame seeds

Sweet and Sour Pork - in batter (again sometimes a round dumpling), either in the sauce with vegetables, or with a separate sauce for dipping

Special Fried Rice - rice, peas, ham, BBQ pork, egg, shrimp

My favourite Chinese dishes.

dmv69 · 05-03-2003, 10:52 PM

dude, hehe u ask an asian person where to eat asian food man
its all about quartier chinois!

FrankWhite · 05-03-2003, 10:55 PM

dont eat chinese SARS bad for you....

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