What to order at chinese restaurant?
 

ima go pick up some dinner soon... i'm leaning towards my usual General Tao chicken, but was wondering if you guys had any other suggestions to make a change...

and don't tell me CreamOfSomeYoungGuy... :1orglaugh

just sake please.

chicken fried rice

Flied Lice

Some fried cat along with a loving fortune cookie!

isn't that japanese?

best alternate suggestion so far...

Evver been to a Chinese restaurant that didnt serve Tsingtao or Sake?

isn't that just General Tao "chicken" anyways? LOL

good point... hehehe

Mongolian beef (xtra spicy)

Pot stickers

sounds cool, i like spicy... but what's a pot sticker?

doesn't sound too appealing...

Rabbit

Pot stickers are like dumplings.

I, personally, like broccolli and chicken, chicken lo mien, and you always gotta have your won-ton soup or hot and sour soup.

Cashew Chicken!

*yum yum*

A pot sticker is seasoned pork wrapped in a noodle shell. Boiled, then pan fried.

very tasty... I suggest dipping in red pepper paste or mongolian beef sauce.

This thread is making me HUNGRY!!!

Some restaurants have this, some don't.

Try out the shrimp with cashews. It's incredibly good.

I would order a mask and then get the fuck out of China!

dayum that sounds really good, i hope they have those!

Moo Sho Pork

:1orglaugh... Nice sig.

ROTF... i should put on a surgical mask when i go in and order... i wonder what they'd do?

is that kinda like roll-your-own fajitas? i've a chicken version of that...

Almond Fried Chicken
Chicken Chow Mein

pork mushu
and mongolian beef

Thanks for the idea, Im on my way to pick up some chicken fried rice, 6 egg rolls, and some pineapple chicken:thumbsup

Pineapple chicken... You bastard. Now you made me go to the local Chinese restaurant.

hmmm... ok thanks for the input!

i'm too hungry and can't take it anymore, so i'm going to get something... i'll decide in the car

which place do you go to?

just for the record: i had #35 - chicken in black bean sauce with mixed peppers and onions, on a bed of steamed rice... feeling pretty stuffed right now

So this is how the guys get 15000 posts... umm, I'd say go with chicken & broccili & steamed rice, or perhaps shrimp or beef lo mein.


edit: well shit you already went

For the record, I'm having Corona y El Marijuana.

:glugglug

#42? excellent choice! LOL

Sesame Chicken is always good :) That's what i get most of the time. Pepper Steak is pretty tastey.

I go to this super small place in Montreal North, corner of Lacordaire and Leger.. called La Mere Jaune.. i think.. it's in the east end, and it's the closest place

For a westerner to enter the Chinese restaurant in that manner would be viewed as disrespectful.

sweet n sour chicken w/ pork fried rice

I'd say go for number 12, 39, or perhaps 42 - but that's just me

don't order the rabbit... it might be a cat

don't order the duck... it might be a seagull or crow

number 12 is the best.

in other words don't order anything other than rice and mothballs

I Know I'm going to catch it for this one.......

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Chicken Lo Mein with a side of Steamed Dumplings... mmm.

Are these dishes the same up your way?

Honey Chicken - small chicken pieces in batter (sometimes more like a dumpling) with honey sauce. Sitting on a bed of deep fried (crispy) rice noodles, topped off with sesame seeds

Sweet and Sour Pork - in batter (again sometimes a round dumpling), either in the sauce with vegetables, or with a separate sauce for dipping

Special Fried Rice - rice, peas, ham, BBQ pork, egg, shrimp

My favourite Chinese dishes. :Graucho

dude, hehe u ask an asian person where to eat asian food man
its all about quartier chinois!

dont eat chinese SARS bad for you....