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I Know I'm going to catch it for this one.......
SUC MI PUGODA
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969
A LA CARTE
$2.69 each
Cum Drop Soup - Fresh every 2.7 days
Pee Yu Platter - Clothes pins extra
Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins and raincoats provided
Suc Sum Tit - Children's Special
Yung Poon Tang - No take out orders
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
Different and Delicious
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
Chef's Special
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69
Speciality of The House
DINNER COMBINATIONS
Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie
1. Goo In Hand..............$9.69
For those dining alone
2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Sloppy seconds no extra charge
3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Order early, these go fast
4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
You get what you pay for
6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM
7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
For Those In A hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Not Available On School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special
12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Low Cal Diet Special
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