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05-14-2018, 04:27 PM
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Did you ever die before?
My friend recently had an incident where his heart stopped beating. I am told it was actually over several minutes and he was certified dead. He made a full recovery though.
Anyone else died and come back to tell the tale? |
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05-14-2018, 04:47 PM
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Before I was born, technically I was dead..
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05-14-2018, 04:54 PM
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When I was like 10 we were at the beach, my dad and brother pushed on a wave with a surfboard. Somehow I fell off the front and the fin hit me in the back of the head.
I was in the water face down just floating before they pulled me out. I don't think I was knocked out, but I also didn't try to lift my head out of the water. I just kinda floated there and it was very peaceful. Still remember it to this day. Wasnt like I had to have moth to moth recesitation or anything but it was all just very peaceful and I just kinda floated there.
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05-14-2018, 05:21 PM
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I died a little today ...
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05-14-2018, 06:08 PM
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I die at night and resuscitate in the morning, I mean until now ...
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05-14-2018, 09:33 PM
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alcohol poisoning once. don't remember a think. just spoke with a buddy on the phone yesterday who flat lined after a traffic accident. still in the hospital in fact. he told me he is different now however he did not specify what the difference is nor go into any more detail.
I have had 1 OBE from drugs. that was weird. |
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05-14-2018, 09:39 PM
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nope, but I did die once in a nightmare. I was beheaded by a huge machete and after my body fell to the ground I felt myself hover over my dead body like 30 foot up and the guy was laughing as he picked up my severed head. I had that dream 20 some years ago (in my 20's) but it seemed so real I've never got it out of my head.
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05-14-2018, 10:24 PM
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I saw a white light at the end of the tunnel. And also the colour movie about my life. Very-very fast movie....
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05-14-2018, 10:41 PM
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Sure did. It was interesting. Don't even wanna go through that again. Couldn't it just all finally end!? Obviously no...
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05-14-2018, 10:43 PM
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05-14-2018, 10:48 PM
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05-14-2018, 10:55 PM
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05-15-2018, 12:41 AM
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I had NDE once when I was little. Since that day I have great appreciation for life!
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05-15-2018, 01:22 AM
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Yes. Back in 1991 in Hospital. I had encephalitis. I wrote a detailed account of what happened once on GFY, but cant find it with the crappy search atm, and tbh, i cunt be assed to type it all again.
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05-15-2018, 02:14 AM
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I have a cardiac problem called SVT and they give you a drug called Adenosine - It stops your heart for a few seconds and you feel it happen and see it on the monitor - It's like a heart reboot - strange experience...
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05-15-2018, 02:23 AM
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Sometimes GFY be like no fair, "no fair!" , " NO FAIR!" @ 00:23
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05-15-2018, 04:31 AM
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05-15-2018, 04:33 AM
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does being trapped in Eternity of time(which in reality was 1-2 seconds) count as being death ?
if not, then I guess that every night I die, to be reborn every morning... |
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05-15-2018, 05:06 AM
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05-15-2018, 05:34 AM
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One kilometer has 1000 meters. The water freezes at 0 Celsius and boils at 100. One liter of water is equal to one kilogram. What will happen if the US guy lose a radio resistor somewhere at the North pole? He will cry and die? Any Russian will just paint it (sounds funny, right) with a simple pencil on a paper and insert the contacts into the corners. A one square centimeter of the area drawn by a simple pencil is equal to the resistance of one ohm. I can post countless examples of how the metric system works.
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05-15-2018, 06:24 AM
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Everyone knows I've been killed before!
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05-15-2018, 03:00 PM
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Am I MTV's kid ? Am I kid at all ? Am I stupid ? U have to know how to drink |
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05-15-2018, 03:20 PM
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what is even worse, that US didn't do it on Russian rocket engines, but its own !!! |
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05-15-2018, 04:01 PM
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I kill people a little a lot in training...especially when doing the triangle choke they almost pass out but they be bitches and tap...its almost like dying, a bit...the triangle is a blood choke you can breather but the supply of blood to the brain is stopped...you start to turn "off", first your peripheral vision narrows and then you start to fade out and the darkness is starting to take over...then you tap...or not LOL...
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do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING? well dumb fuck do you?? |
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The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses The Americans would never done anything like that. The whole "US" space program was done by Nazis (by fuckin' Nazis, Karl!!!). Wernher von Braun is dead now and the Americans have to use the Russian rockets. They had 6 shuttles and 2 of them have crashed and killed all the crews. Ilon Mask is a cool guy, he can send his Tesla into space, but he still can not do something like the Soviet Union did in 1961. ...and you know. First on the Moon was not Armstrong. It was the Soviet robot in 1966: Luna 9 - Wikipedia Educate yourself ;) BTW, read something about one and the only country which was to Venus (and not once) - the one of the most extremely deadly planet in the Solar System. Quote:
Are you satisfied with my answer? P.S. One kilometer is equal to 1000 meters. One meter is equal to 10 decrements or 100 centimeters. One centimeter is equal to 10 millimeters or 10000 micrometers. Not simple enough? Now try to convert these numbers into the US horse ass sizes.
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What does it mean? It does men the power (theoretical of course) of a nuclear bomb - the energy of it's blast will be equal to it's mass, multiplied by the speed of light in a square. But now just reverse it to see what "m" (the mass) does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and of us of course. Don't you really learn it in the school? In Russian schools (not even in the universities) we learn integrals, logarithms, stereometry etc. Once again, I mean a basic education - the one you complete in 16-17 years. And it's free of course.
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God, guys where have you got your education? 
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and if the metric is so fucking clever why don't you guys fix time... fuck 60 seconds and 60 minutes should be 100 seconds right dipshit? 10 hours in a day? or 100?or it that way in the russia now?? and just a big state secret? |
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