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  • Smack dat
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2016
    • 4613

    #1

    Did you ever die before?

    My friend recently had an incident where his heart stopped beating. I am told it was actually over several minutes and he was certified dead. He made a full recovery though.

    Anyone else died and come back to tell the tale?
  • Colmike9
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    • Dec 2011
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    #2
    Before I was born, technically I was dead..
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    • crockett
      in a van by the river
      • May 2003
      • 76818

      #3
      When I was like 10 we were at the beach, my dad and brother pushed on a wave with a surfboard. Somehow I fell off the front and the fin hit me in the back of the head.

      I was in the water face down just floating before they pulled me out. I don't think I was knocked out, but I also didn't try to lift my head out of the water.

      I just kinda floated there and it was very peaceful. Still remember it to this day. Wasnt like I had to have moth to moth recesitation or anything but it was all just very peaceful and I just kinda floated there.
      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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      • CaptainHowdy
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        • Dec 2004
        • 94744

        #4
        I died a little today ...

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        • Look Chang
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          • Sep 2010
          • 18262

          #5
          I die at night and resuscitate in the morning, I mean until now ...

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          • Grapesoda
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2003
            • 46238

            #6
            alcohol poisoning once. don't remember a think. just spoke with a buddy on the phone yesterday who flat lined after a traffic accident. still in the hospital in fact. he told me he is different now however he did not specify what the difference is nor go into any more detail.

            I have had 1 OBE from drugs. that was weird.

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            • SBJ
              So Fucking Fabulous
              • Apr 2003
              • 11387

              #7
              nope, but I did die once in a nightmare. I was beheaded by a huge machete and after my body fell to the ground I felt myself hover over my dead body like 30 foot up and the guy was laughing as he picked up my severed head. I had that dream 20 some years ago (in my 20's) but it seemed so real I've never got it out of my head.

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              • kuprum
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                • Oct 2016
                • 17967

                #8
                I saw a white light at the end of the tunnel. And also the colour movie about my life. Very-very fast movie....

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                • just a punk
                  So fuckin' bored
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 32393

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                  alcohol poisoning once.
                  How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.
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                  • Zeiss
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                    • May 2012
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                    #10
                    Sure did. It was interesting. Don't even wanna go through that again. Couldn't it just all finally end!? Obviously no...


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                    • Kittens
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by CyberSEO
                      How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.
                      Isn't Vodka what you Ruskies drink instead of water?

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                      • just a punk
                        So fuckin' bored
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 32393

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Zeiss
                        Couldn't it just all finally end!? Obviously no...
                        There is no light in the end. There is no hell and heaven. When we die, we just get switched off and simply rotten.
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                        • Zeiss
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by CyberSEO
                          There is no light in the end. There is no hell and heaven. When we die, we just get switched off a simply rotten.
                          Some maybe.


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                          • SBJ
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 11387

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CyberSEO
                            How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.
                            36 draft beers, 20 jager bombs, and 3 patrons for me.

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                            • just a punk
                              So fuckin' bored
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 32393

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kittens
                              Isn't Vodka what you Ruskies drink instead of water?
                              Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.
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                              • just a punk
                                So fuckin' bored
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 32393

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SBJ
                                36 draft beers, 20 jager bombs, and 3 patrons for me.
                                That (especially the jager bombs) will make you drunk like a shit, but you will not die of that. You will puke and piss like a horse.
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                                • SBJ
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 11387

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                  That (especially the jager bombs) will make you drunk like a shit, but you will not die of that. You will puke and piss like a horse.
                                  alcohol poison doesn't mean you die.. I never said I died but I was hospitalized after that night after a nasty fall for 25 days and I was told that I was most likely alcohol poisoned when I told the doctor about what happened.

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                                  • just a punk
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 32393

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Zeiss
                                    Some maybe.
                                    Some maybe not? They don't get rotten after death? Jesus Christ is that you? Re-login please.
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                                    • AndyRxProfits
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                                      • Jun 2012
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                                      #19
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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38957

                                        #20
                                        Yes. Back in 1991 in Hospital. I had encephalitis. I wrote a detailed account of what happened once on GFY, but cant find it with the crappy search atm, and tbh, i cunt be assed to type it all again.


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                                        • EddyTheDog
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                                          • Jan 2011
                                          • 25433

                                          #21
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                                          • Bladewire
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                                            #22
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                                            • klinton
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 8766

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                              How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.

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                                              • klinton
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 8766

                                                #24
                                                does being trapped in Eternity of time(which in reality was 1-2 seconds) count as being death ?
                                                if not, then I guess that every night I die, to be reborn every morning...

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                                                • Grapesoda
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 46238

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                  How much alcohol the one must drink to be poisoned? I can drink a liter of vodka and will stand on my feet. It doesn't mean I do it constantly, but I have tried and nothing has happened to me ;) I'm about 72 kilograms, btw.
                                                  a litter straight up in 5 - 10 min. I was 16, weighed about 130 lb. now 205 lb, 6 feet

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                                                  • Grapesoda
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                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 46238

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by klinton
                                                    drink a litter of vodka in one drink and you will certainly have a great laugh

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                                                    • just a punk
                                                      So fuckin' bored
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 32393

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                      a litter straight up in 5 - 10 min. I was 16, weighed about 130 lb. now 205 lb, 6 feet
                                                      When you Americans will use the metric system already? I don't understand all those lb's, feet and horse asses. Sorry for being rude, but your system is very very very weird...

                                                      One kilometer has 1000 meters. The water freezes at 0 Celsius and boils at 100. One liter of water is equal to one kilogram. What will happen if the US guy lose a radio resistor somewhere at the North pole? He will cry and die? Any Russian will just paint it (sounds funny, right) with a simple pencil on a paper and insert the contacts into the corners. A one square centimeter of the area drawn by a simple pencil is equal to the resistance of one ohm. I can post countless examples of how the metric system works.
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                                                      • CjTheFish
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94744

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by klinton
                                                          does being trapped in Eternity of time

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                                                          • Kittens
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                                                            • Jan 2016
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                            When you Americans will use the metric system already?

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                                                            • klinton
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                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 8766

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                              drink a litter of vodka in one drink and you will certainly have a great laugh
                                                              Why, what for ? What is the purpose of that, except of life risking ?
                                                              Am I MTV's kid ? Am I kid at all ? Am I stupid ?
                                                              U have to know how to drink

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                                                              • klinton
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                • 8766

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Kittens


                                                                what is even worse, that US didn't do it on Russian rocket engines, but its own !!!

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                                                                • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                                  • 26732

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I kill people a little a lot in training...especially when doing the triangle choke they almost pass out but they be bitches and tap...its almost like dying, a bit...the triangle is a blood choke you can breather but the supply of blood to the brain is stopped...you start to turn "off", first your peripheral vision narrows and then you start to fade out and the darkness is starting to take over...then you tap...or not LOL...

                                                                  its funny to watch peoples reactions when you wake them up from a pass out
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                                                                  • Grapesoda
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                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                    When you Americans will use the metric system already? I don't understand all those lb's, feet and horse asses. Sorry for being rude, but your system is very very very weird...

                                                                    One kilometer has 1000 meters. The water freezes at 0 Celsius and boils at 100. One liter of water is equal to one kilogram. What will happen if the US guy lose a radio resistor somewhere at the North pole? He will cry and die? Any Russian will just paint it (sounds funny, right) with a simple pencil on a paper and insert the contacts into the corners. A one square centimeter of the area drawn by a simple pencil is equal to the resistance of one ohm. I can post countless examples of how the metric system works.
                                                                    look you are being a total dumb ass and I'll prove it to you right fucking now with one question. you ready butt wipe?

                                                                    do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?

                                                                    well dumb fuck do you??

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                                                                    • Grapesoda
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 46238

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by klinton
                                                                      Why, what for ? What is the purpose of that, except of life risking ?
                                                                      Am I MTV's kid ? Am I kid at all ? Am I stupid ?
                                                                      U have to know how to drink
                                                                      you had stupid shit to say about my actual experience in life at 15, go fuck yourself.. or drink a litter of vodka straight up and figure it out yourself... all the same to me

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                                                                      • Grapesoda
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 46238

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SBJ
                                                                        alcohol poison doesn't mean you die.. I never said I died but I was hospitalized after that night after a nasty fall for 25 days and I was told that I was most likely alcohol poisoned when I told the doctor about what happened.
                                                                        I was found blue on the floor and rushed to a hospital... stayed 4-5 days...

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                                                                          • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                                            look you are being a total dumb ass and I'll prove it to you right fucking now with one question. you ready butt wipe?

                                                                            do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?

                                                                            well dumb fuck do you??
                                                                            dude the metric system is simple as fuck...you can learn it in like 1 minute
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                                                                            • just a punk
                                                                              So fuckin' bored
                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Kittens
                                                                              Why you are so uneducated? Those were Nazi German rocket engines and those were made based on guess what? The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses

                                                                              The Americans would never done anything like that. The whole "US" space program was done by Nazis (by fuckin' Nazis, Karl!!!). Wernher von Braun is dead now and the Americans have to use the Russian rockets. They had 6 shuttles and 2 of them have crashed and killed all the crews. Ilon Mask is a cool guy, he can send his Tesla into space, but he still can not do something like the Soviet Union did in 1961.

                                                                              ...and you know. First on the Moon was not Armstrong. It was the Soviet robot in 1966: Luna 9 - Wikipedia

                                                                              Educate yourself ;)

                                                                              BTW, read something about one and the only country which was to Venus (and not once) - the one of the most extremely deadly planet in the Solar System.



                                                                              Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                                              do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?
                                                                              Yes of course, I HAVE IT. The metric system is a base for everything in our life. And that's not just my words. The scientists use it (yep, even the American ones) to design space rockets and everything else. I really don't understand why you don't learn it in the school and still measure everything with horse asses, lb's and other shit from the stone ages.

                                                                              Are you satisfied with my answer?

                                                                              P.S. One kilometer is equal to 1000 meters. One meter is equal to 10 decrements or 100 centimeters. One centimeter is equal to 10 millimeters or 10000 micrometers. Not simple enough? Now try to convert these numbers into the US horse ass sizes.
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                                                                              • just a punk
                                                                                So fuckin' bored
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 32393

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                                                do you have the fucking time and energy to LEARN and entire new set of measurements and math for EVERYTHING?
                                                                                And my P.S. about math. Einstein has given you a simple math formula for everything: e=mc^2

                                                                                What does it mean? It does men the power (theoretical of course) of a nuclear bomb - the energy of it's blast will be equal to it's mass, multiplied by the speed of light in a square. But now just reverse it to see what "m" (the mass) does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and of us of course.

                                                                                Don't you really learn it in the school? In Russian schools (not even in the universities) we learn integrals, logarithms, stereometry etc. Once again, I mean a basic education - the one you complete in 16-17 years. And it's free of course.
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                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                  Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.
                                                                                  wtf is a tea of coffee? drunk talk for filler up??!!
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                                                                                  • klinton
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                    But now just try to reverse it to see what "m" does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and us of course

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                                                                                    • klinton
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                                                                                      • Apr 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                      The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses
                                                                                      with what the commies were measuring things ?
                                                                                      I heard that genetics was forbidden in Soviet Union for some time because it was a burgeouise science
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                                                                                      • just a punk
                                                                                        So fuckin' bored
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                        wtf is a tea of coffee? drunk talk for filler up??!!
                                                                                        "or", not "of". Dude, I have a digraphy (sorry that's my problem) and I usually type not those liters I want to post... That's not because I don't know English, I do the same in Russian and be sure - I know Russian very well. I just make a few mistakes in a single word.

                                                                                        Originally posted by klinton
                                                                                        with what the commies were measuring things ?
                                                                                        After 1917? The metric system, of course.
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                                                                                        • just a punk
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by klinton
                                                                                          I didn't get it. Do you really that stupid? The formula shows that the energy can create a mass (physical objects from "nothing"). It clearly describes the so-called "Big Bang" theory (don't confuse with a TV show).

                                                                                          God, guys where have you got your education?
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                                                                                          • klinton
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                            The formula shows that the energy can create a mass (physical objects from "nothing"). It clearly describes the so-called "Big Bang" theory (don't confuse with a TV show).
                                                                                            Anyone (smart enough ) that did bigger doses of psychedelics experienced it by himself and doesnt need Einstein formula for it.
                                                                                            No Biggy !

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                                                                                            • Kat
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                              Sure. I do drink it every time when I want to make a tea of coffee. I'm so rich so I buy vodka instead of bottled water to put it into my water dispenser.
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                                                                                              • Grapesoda
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                                And my P.S. about math. Einstein has given you a simple math formula for everything: e=mc^2

                                                                                                What does it mean? It does men the power (theoretical of course) of a nuclear bomb - the energy of it's blast will be equal to it's mass, multiplied by the speed of light in a square. But now just reverse it to see what "m" (the mass) does mean there. And... oops... you've just got a formula of the University. I mean a formula of the World. A one small formula that describes the existence of all galaxies and of us of course.

                                                                                                Don't you really learn it in the school? In Russian schools (not even in the universities) we learn integrals, logarithms, stereometry etc. Once again, I mean a basic education - the one you complete in 16-17 years. And it's free of course.
                                                                                                actually I was an IV drug user at 12 years old and didn't really 'Do" much school... not being born with a russiin gold spoon in my mouth and up my ass

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                                                                                                • Grapesoda
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CyberSEO
                                                                                                  Why you are so uneducated? Those were Nazi German rocket engines and those were made based on guess what? The metric system - Nazis don't measure anything in horse asses

                                                                                                  The Americans would never done anything like that. The whole "US" space program was done by Nazis (by fuckin' Nazis, Karl!!!). Wernher von Braun is dead now and the Americans have to use the Russian rockets. They had 6 shuttles and 2 of them have crashed and killed all the crews. Ilon Mask is a cool guy, he can send his Tesla into space, but he still can not do something like the Soviet Union did in 1961.

                                                                                                  ...and you know. First on the Moon was not Armstrong. It was the Soviet robot in 1966: Luna 9 - Wikipedia

                                                                                                  Educate yourself ;)

                                                                                                  BTW, read something about one and the only country which was to Venus (and not once) - the one of the most extremely deadly planet in the Solar System.





                                                                                                  Yes of course, I HAVE IT. The metric system is a base for everything in our life. And that's not just my words. The scientists use it (yep, even the American ones) to design space rockets and everything else. I really don't understand why you don't learn it in the school and still measure everything with horse asses, lb's and other shit from the stone ages.

                                                                                                  Are you satisfied with my answer?

                                                                                                  P.S. One kilometer is equal to 1000 meters. One meter is equal to 10 decrements or 100 centimeters. One centimeter is equal to 10 millimeters or 10000 micrometers. Not simple enough? Now try to convert these numbers into the US horse ass sizes.
                                                                                                  no you don't dumb ass and if the metric is so fucking clever why don't you guys fix time... fuck 60 seconds and 60 minutes should be 100 seconds right dipshit? 10 hours in a day? or 100?or it that way in the russia now?? and just a big state secret?

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                                                                                                  • PR_Glen
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Kittens
                                                                                                    astronauts use the metric system...
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