Each Year I Cook Up A Homeless Person And Feed My Neighbors But This Year... - GoFuckYourself.com

NastyJack · 04-26-2003, 09:20 PM

For the pass 10 years I've been making a stew out of a homeless person (once a year) and feeding it to my neighbors but this year I'm gonna put my practice on hold.

My neighbors will most likely be asking about my stew since they all found it tasty but theirs this really cute chick that moved in next to us and of course I don't want to be feeding her dirty meat.

I was thinking of donating the stew to the homeless but that kinda takes all the fun out of it so I've decided that I'm gonna put this practice of mine on the back burner - for now.

Did you guys know that it takes 24 hours to boil a head!

Last year two of my neighbors got sick and of course I feared that I was going to get busted but as it turned out it was only the flu.

So I'm not gonna be making my famous stew this year - but theirs always next year. We'll just have to wait and see.

tsp · 04-26-2003, 09:21 PM

how long did it take you to think that up?

Amputate Your Head · 04-26-2003, 09:22 PM

send it over here..... I'll fuckin eat anything.

HungSolo · 04-26-2003, 09:22 PM

For some reason, I don't think you're joking. Dude...

hybrid · 04-26-2003, 09:22 PM

I'm gonna patent this idea...who wants to name it?

smack · 04-26-2003, 09:29 PM

Mmmmmmmmm..... boiled heads.

MuleScrote · 04-26-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
I'm gonna patent this idea...who wants to name it?

Simmered Skull with Pasta and Peppermint Leaf

SureFire · 04-26-2003, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
I'm gonna patent this idea...who wants to name it?

Amputate Your Head = Nasty Jack; making making stew!

Have fun

The real Dirty D · 04-26-2003, 10:18 PM

It's people like you that make me scared to eat
anything that I didn't cook

OzKaNoz · 04-27-2003, 12:35 AM

NastyJack
Nah no need to put it off.
What works really well are small homeless midgets. They come out so tender. Here's the secret to it. Take them in a week before you plan on having them for dinner. This way you can feed them and fat them back up. Make sure they take a bath every night so the meat is nice and clean.
The fun part is tenderizing them. Yeah, just have a god ole midget tossing game. By the end of the day there tender and ready for cooking.

Oz

Jon · 04-27-2003, 12:50 AM

NastyJack,

Did you get the head boiling idea from the Jeffery Dahmer Cookbook?

NastyJack · 04-27-2003, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
NastyJack,

Did you get the head boiling idea from the Jeffery Dahmer Cookbook?

Kinda, yea!

Actually I had seen something on T.V. about it and remembered that part for some reason.

Sick shit!

Jon · 04-27-2003, 01:16 AM

Do you play with the homeless guys before you cook them? Do you keep souveniers?

I remember watching this lame movie called "Fried Green Tomatoes" but the only part I remembered was when the chick cooks up her ex husband I think it was, and feeds his "stew" to some agent. The guy devours this stew over a few months, and put on some serious weight from it too..

NastyJack · 04-27-2003, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Do you play with the homeless guys before you cook them?

Actually the first time I did this I had the guy over to my place for a meal and once I killed him I was fucked case I didn't know what to do with the body so now I just bring the head home.

Don't ask me what I do with the bodies case I'm not going to tell you but I will say that a hot fire and a hammer comes in pretty fuck'n handy.

By the way, the first homeless person I killed was just for fun and I didn't stew him. The idea came the following year.

Also, I don't eat them - I get my kicks watching my neighbors and so called friends doing that.

The best part is when they tell me how good it was. You should try it, it's a real blast!!

Just remember to add some beaf/spices other wise it will smell the whole fuck'n place up.

04-27-2003, 06:42 AM

"Nasty Jack's stew is people!"

04-26-2003, 09:20 PM	#1
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Each Year I Cook Up A Homeless Person And Feed My Neighbors But This Year... For the pass 10 years I've been making a stew out of a homeless person (once a year) and feeding it to my neighbors but this year I'm gonna put my practice on hold. My neighbors will most likely be asking about my stew since they all found it tasty but theirs this really cute chick that moved in next to us and of course I don't want to be feeding her dirty meat. I was thinking of donating the stew to the homeless but that kinda takes all the fun out of it so I've decided that I'm gonna put this practice of mine on the back burner - for now. Did you guys know that it takes 24 hours to boil a head! Last year two of my neighbors got sick and of course I feared that I was going to get busted but as it turned out it was only the flu. So I'm not gonna be making my famous stew this year - but theirs always next year. We'll just have to wait and see.

04-26-2003, 09:21 PM	#2
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04-27-2003, 12:35 AM	#10
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	NastyJack Nah no need to put it off. What works really well are small homeless midgets. They come out so tender. Here's the secret to it. Take them in a week before you plan on having them for dinner. This way you can feed them and fat them back up. Make sure they take a bath every night so the meat is nice and clean. The fun part is tenderizing them. Yeah, just have a god ole midget tossing game. By the end of the day there tender and ready for cooking. Oz __________________ Techie Media Web Hosting

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04-27-2003, 01:16 AM	#13
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Do you play with the homeless guys before you cook them? Do you keep souveniers? I remember watching this lame movie called "Fried Green Tomatoes" but the only part I remembered was when the chick cooks up her ex husband I think it was, and feeds his "stew" to some agent. The guy devours this stew over a few months, and put on some serious weight from it too.. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

04-27-2003, 06:42 AM	#15
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