NastyJack

For the pass 10 years I've been making a stew out of a homeless person (once a year) and feeding it to my neighbors but this year I'm gonna put my practice on hold.

My neighbors will most likely be asking about my stew since they all found it tasty but theirs this really cute chick that moved in next to us and of course I don't want to be feeding her dirty meat.

I was thinking of donating the stew to the homeless but that kinda takes all the fun out of it so I've decided that I'm gonna put this practice of mine on the back burner - for now.

Did you guys know that it takes 24 hours to boil a head!

Last year two of my neighbors got sick and of course I feared that I was going to get busted but as it turned out it was only the flu.

So I'm not gonna be making my famous stew this year - but theirs always next year. We'll just have to wait and see.