An '03 Viper or landscape my front yard? - GoFuckYourself.com

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 09:29 PM

Pretty fucking sad. Just got the final quote for landscaping my front yard and it comes to just about the price of a new '03 viper (both are around $83k). Even sader is that I'll probably go for the landscaping even tho I really want the viper

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 09:30 PM

Those who have been here tho will know that I can use the landscaping

stocktrader23 · 04-25-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar
Those who have been here tho will know that I can use the landscaping

Need pics to decide. The yard not the car.

NetRodent · 04-25-2003, 09:31 PM

Buy a rake and a shovel and spend a few weekends tilling the soil.

bhutocracy · 04-25-2003, 09:32 PM

one will increase the value of your house, the other will lose 10k as soon as you drive it off the dealers yard. Although the viper is an investment in lifestyle of course

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 09:32 PM

The front is pretty much empty right now. I'll have to snap some pics of the current makeshift walkway and of the landscape plan tomorrow.

LadyMischief · 04-25-2003, 09:33 PM

You should landscape it yourself.. beautiful house though.

stocktrader23 · 04-25-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar
The front is pretty much empty right now. I'll have to snap some pics of the current makeshift walkway and of the landscape plan tomorrow.

I could send over 10 mexicans to do whatever you want for around 10,000.

Nice home btw.

siccmade · 04-25-2003, 09:34 PM

Will mow lawn for money.

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 09:36 PM

Thanks everyone

There will be a lot of hardscape going in, a lot of retaining walls since the yard is so sloped. And also a LOT of planting. A number of decent sized trees (10-20 feet). It adds up fast. I think it will look great when it's done, just a lot of money to part with for moving dirt around and putting some stones down

iroc409 · 04-25-2003, 09:37 PM

nice crib. my advice? the house appreciates, the car doesn't. do the landscaping, reap the benefits, and buy a viper later

edit: i'd think it'd improve your land value a lot. might just increase your net worth more than a car, and it will only go up.

nocostporn · 04-25-2003, 09:37 PM

landscaping...your house needs it... empty yard with a nice house is like having a 20 bedroom mansion with a small front door

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
landscaping...your house needs it... empty yard with a nice house is like having a 20 bedroom mansion with a small front door

Did that come out of a fortune cookie?

p00p · 04-25-2003, 09:38 PM

Get the Viper. You can build your front yard yourself, you can't build a Viper. Nice house BTW...

Fletch XXX · 04-25-2003, 09:39 PM

fuck grass.

couple bags of cement and some green paint, ill have that bitch ready.

WiredGuy · 04-25-2003, 09:45 PM

Buy viper, park it where you would have landscaped. That will increase value of your property.

In all seriousness, go for the landscaping, it really will increase the value of your house in the long term and make it long nice too (although it looks amazing in that pic already).

WG

MuleScrote · 04-25-2003, 09:47 PM

Sell the house. When you go to pick out our Vipers, just get me one the same color as yours.

KC · 04-25-2003, 09:51 PM

Why Choose? Get back to work and buy both! ;)

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by KC
Why Choose? Get back to work and buy both! ;)

The IRS said I can only pick one

Fletch XXX · 04-25-2003, 09:55 PM

i still say cement that bitch.

asuna · 04-25-2003, 09:56 PM

do the house, you already spent so much on it...
might as well make it nicer

angelsofporn · 04-25-2003, 09:57 PM

the landscaping is an investment because it will immediatly contribute to the value of your house...i always go for the money rather than the flash...in 5 years you can buy 20 of those things and not even feel it if you just chill for a while on that stuff

KC · 04-25-2003, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar

The IRS said I can only pick one

Damn that IRS

Mr Pheer · 04-25-2003, 10:11 PM

Do the landscaping, and if you want real performance, buy a shifterkart. For under $10k you can have way more performance than you can handle.

Better yet... fuck the landscaping... buy the shifterkart, and have a track built around the house

GoGoBar · 04-25-2003, 10:12 PM

LOL, good 'ol spunky

Have you seen those t-rex things? Not quite a shifter kart but street legal and only $40k or so.

Fletch XXX · 04-25-2003, 10:12 PM

'word to the mother fucking streets.'

nocostporn · 04-25-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar

Did that come out of a fortune cookie?

I watch this old house on Sundays

gruffy · 04-25-2003, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
fuck grass.

couple bags of cement and some green paint, ill have that bitch ready.

Astroturf is wonderfull stuff.

Stashi · 04-25-2003, 10:15 PM

John everytime i go to your house its dark out, i never realized how big that mofo is!!!!

Id def go with the landscape, although if i know you, it wont be long before you have the viper also, lol

Your house reminds me of the game sim city, WITH the cheat! all the cash to buy any toy you want, heh

Good luck with it, and break out the diving board and grill for next party!

Lensman · 04-25-2003, 10:26 PM

I wouldn't sell mine for that

Fletch XXX · 04-25-2003, 10:28 PM

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I wouldn't sell mine for that

do you know how quick i would be pulled over in that?

i would get past LAX without a fucking case.

SicChild · 04-25-2003, 10:29 PM

That's a huge house. I think a better question would be: Is your wife hot? How bad does she want the landscaping? ;)

foe · 04-25-2003, 10:35 PM

Get the viper then get a bitch to do the lawn

Turboface · 04-25-2003, 10:51 PM

GoGoBar (John) - Go for the landscaping, not that you really need it.

The yellow Corvette you have rides nice. Plus you have that BMW SUV too.

Mr Pheer · 04-25-2003, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar
LOL, good 'ol spunky

Have you seen those t-rex things? Not quite a shifter kart but street legal and only $40k or so.

url??

Ace-Ace · 04-25-2003, 11:16 PM

So guys, should I spring for the synthetic oil change or buy a plant for my main room? *scratches head*

Mr Pheer · 04-25-2003, 11:39 PM

is this what you're talking about?

http://www.usa-trex.com/

everything else i found about t-rex was a dinosaur or a 6 wheel dodge truck

Mr Pheer · 04-25-2003, 11:46 PM

This thing is pretty cool

Lisa says, "You dont need that" - which means, if i ask her two more times, she will give in and say go ahead, order it

PersianKitty · 04-25-2003, 11:46 PM

Go for the landscaping... you can't live in a Viper. There will be another fast red car you'll want in years to come and then you won't have to decide cause you'll be watching all the landscaping grow.

Mr Pheer · 04-25-2003, 11:47 PM

god damn thats a big picture... they had it sized down on thier website

vegas2003 · 04-26-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar
Pretty fucking sad. Just got the final quote for landscaping my front yard and it comes to just about the price of a new '03 viper (both are around $83k). Even sader is that I'll probably go for the landscaping even tho I really want the viper

come to long island and buy the viper from my grandfather's chrysler dealership=this way we both benefit

Ross · 04-26-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar
The front is pretty much empty right now. I'll have to snap some pics of the current makeshift walkway and of the landscape plan tomorrow.

Witha house like that your trying to tell me you couldn't afford both?

hehe.......... Go for the car. Your garden is sweet as it is!

Niki · 04-26-2003, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by GoGoBar
The front is pretty much empty right now. I'll have to snap some pics of the current makeshift walkway and of the landscape plan tomorrow.

deniska · 04-26-2003, 05:03 PM

John,

Thats a hard choice... your yard is not that bad from what I remember and your 4 car garage only has 2 cars... My choice would be a 360

chaffer · 04-26-2003, 05:12 PM

what kind of landscaping?

beemk · 04-26-2003, 05:43 PM

if you cant afford both and already have a car for transportationt he viper should be out of the question.

Theo · 04-26-2003, 06:22 PM

i like the garden as it is...

Pappa · 04-26-2003, 06:58 PM

Buy the viper and take a few spins on the lawn with it. Then you'll get a great car and some interesting landscaping effects at the same time

davvve · 04-26-2003, 08:09 PM

buy the viper for god's sake

GoGoBar · 05-27-2003, 08:10 PM

Talked them down to $76k and signed the contract yesterday, someone shoot me!

04-25-2003, 09:29 PM	#1
GoGoBar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 1,439	An '03 Viper or landscape my front yard? Pretty fucking sad. Just got the final quote for landscaping my front yard and it comes to just about the price of a new '03 viper (both are around $83k). Even sader is that I'll probably go for the landscaping even tho I really want the viper

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GoGoBar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 1,439	Thanks everyone There will be a lot of hardscape going in, a lot of retaining walls since the yard is so sloped. And also a LOT of planting. A number of decent sized trees (10-20 feet). It adds up fast. I think it will look great when it's done, just a lot of money to part with for moving dirt around and putting some stones down

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04-25-2003, 09:47 PM	#17
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Stashi Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 408	John everytime i go to your house its dark out, i never realized how big that mofo is!!!! Id def go with the landscape, although if i know you, it wont be long before you have the viper also, lol Your house reminds me of the game sim city, WITH the cheat! all the cash to buy any toy you want, heh Good luck with it, and break out the diving board and grill for next party!

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