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The best way to kill myself..
I just want to be done with it... What's the best way to kill myself?
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Definitely get a high power sport bike like the R1 or gsxr and ride that shit hard! Make it scream! Rocket crotch ftw! Fuuuuck...
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visit hardlinks.org
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Work hard, make money, get fat and die like the rest of us
Ray Hardlinks.org An easy way to get more backlinks |
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I need a beer
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Guillotine is the only answer
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Making PHP work
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Helping repeal Obamacare is probably the cheapest route.
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It would help to know where you live so we had an idea of what you have to work with.
Suicide by cop seems efficient. |
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I want to make a joke...but there's that small part of me that sees the police knocking on my door blaming me for the suicide. It was tough for them to track me down, so they brought in the FBI's best digital forensics guy. I know that's very unlikely, but it still holds me back.
I won't get too specific, but walking in front of anything big and metal that moves at least 60 mph might do the trick.
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Pills would be the best way to go. Drop off to sleep and never wake up.
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I know said I wasn't going to post again.
But. go have some fun. visit some place you have never been. learn something new. go help somebody that doesn't expect it. find a new passion. go to Vegas and shoot a machine gun. Fight ISIS with the Kurds. stay off the internet for a month. If you fuck up a suicide, you will be going to schools and mumbling to school kids, "I'm glad I'm still alive". It is at the last moment you realize all your problems had a fix. Search Michael Marin on youtube. I believe it is Potassium Cyanide. It is horrible. From 7 seconds to several minutes.
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There is only one thing in this world that can make you truly happy, and that's helping others. Do unexpected things for those you love or even better, for strangers )
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Howard Stern, Private Parts movie. Howard's bosses didn't like him and were putting the pressure on him to quit his job. Anyone ever been in that situation?
Well, he was discussing it with Robin. And said something to the effect of, "If I quit, they win. I don't want them to win. So I can't quit." Don't let the assholes in your life win.
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Just don't jump in front of a train like those other fuckers who want to end it.. Get late at an appointment cause someone wants to end his/her life, pretty annoying. Not that I ever use the train but you get the point
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get a bad boy like this and you will either start loving life or you will die...win/win
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wtf i just read? ahhahahaha
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grab chainsaw, attache horizontally across doorway, neck level.
Run for it full speed!
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You're in stasis. If you're having issues with your lucid dream yell for tech support. Remember who you are
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Never give up. Tomorrow will be sunshine.
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If you're going to die, at least beat up some chomos or rapists, first. Go out and do some good before you go while you've got nothing the fuck to lose anyway and by then you might feel a whole new sense of purpose and want to be alive. I
've hated being alive since I can remember- at LEAST since being age 10 or so and I daydream about death every DAY. But I ain't dead If you have any loved ones you're a horrible garbage for doing this to them if you do it so consider that. They have to live forever with what you do!! That's what keeps me breathing Also don't forget that you could end up as a vegetable or paralyzed or blind or who KNOWS what could happen Check this out do you want this |
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You're in stasis. If you're having issues with your lucid dream yell for tech support. Remember who you are
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overdose on your fav drug
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What is the rush??
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Drink some coffee
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Go hang around in 100% enriched neighborhood.
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You're in stasis. If you're having issues with your lucid dream yell for tech support. Remember who you are
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WTF is this bullshit? Who the fucking fuck posted this?
I have no reasons to kill myself and love life...
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Ah... Looking at the time and date I think a friend pulled a prank on me. Asshole.
Just going to change my password to be sure I'm not hacked. Sorry if people thought it was real. I'm not the type of guy to make jokes about suicide.
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Yes it looked like a prank so i didnt posted anything. It was simply too - obvious.
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Leak some information about Hillary
Why you want to die? That one about helping others is true
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I'm still broke.
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Good friends are surrounding you.
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I can't answer that because the reptile illuminati people made love to Hillary Clinton and I'm their lovechild.
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Everytime she shits your mother wishes she aborted you.
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Killing yourself sucks. Go have sex or something.
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Trying to imagine a situation where a friend (would he even know what kind of place gfy is, assuming laptop is open on it, let alone why would he think it is a funny idea to joke about suicide and not some other actually funny thing).
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Instead of taking the bus, throw yourself under the bus. You're welcome.
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