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Juicy D. Links · 04-21-2003, 07:57 PM

What day is passover over?

Jon · 04-21-2003, 07:58 PM

Thursday night.

Mutt · 04-21-2003, 08:03 PM

The head Jew beams a signal in the sky to inform Jews all over the world when a holiday is over. Go look out your window, might be there now.

Juicy D. Links · 04-21-2003, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
The head Jew beams a signal in the sky to inform Jews all over the world when a holiday is over. Go look out your window, might be there now.

you dumb fuck, i spilled my courvousiier when i was laughing at that

sextoyking · 04-21-2003, 08:04 PM

The signal is coming soon

angelsofporn · 04-21-2003, 08:09 PM

who's the head jew?

Jon · 04-21-2003, 08:14 PM

Bush is.

Why · 04-21-2003, 08:18 PM

i grew up in a small(approx. 60k) town, where there were NO jews. i was amazed when i got out of there how many jews there really was.

sextoyking · 04-21-2003, 08:19 PM

Bush aint no head jew, that's forsure!!

makinbank · 04-21-2003, 08:35 PM

you guys have no basis to hate on jews.

hershie · 04-21-2003, 08:37 PM

I didn't go to one seder this year

Juicy D. Links · 04-21-2003, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by hershie
I didn't go to one seder this year

I had my seder at the local strip joint

Mutt · 04-21-2003, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Why
i grew up in a small(approx. 60k) town, where there were NO jews. i was amazed when i got out of there how many jews there really was.

same thing here, i grew up in a small city of 45k. I thought I was Italian for awhile. For awhile there were a fair amount of Jewish families and a nice synagogue but everybody split and the synagogue was sold to a Baptist church.

My parents would take us to NYC every spring to soak up some culture 'Go son, be free, run with your own kind.'

hershie · 04-21-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt

same thing here, i grew up in a small city of 45k. I thought I was Italian for awhile. For awhile there were a fair amount of Jewish families and a nice synagogue but everybody split and the synagogue was sold to a Baptist church.

My parents would take us to NYC every spring to soak up some culture 'Go son, be free, run with your own kind.'

I grew up in a city (Montreal) with an extremely large and tight jewish community. Its a very unique and strong community with a fascinating history. You can gleen some from the book/movies Duddy Kravitz and Lies My Father Told Me.

Mutt · 04-21-2003, 08:56 PM

i've read most of Mordecai Richler's books. I caught up on my Jewish culture in my late teens and at university.

I think religion is for idiots, but culture is nice. So I like the cultural aspects of being a Jew. Gimme a pastrami sandwich, a kosher dill and a copy of the Sunday New York Times and I'm a happy camper.

hershie · 04-21-2003, 10:08 PM

I'm pretty much in it for the food myself. Double bonus on all the extra holiday days while in high school. Maybe when I have kids, I will re-connect more with the other parts of the equation.

Kbee · 04-21-2003, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

you dumb fuck, i spilled my courvousiier when i was laughing at that

mmmm nice drink choice!

Keev · 04-21-2003, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Why
i grew up in a small(approx. 60k) town, where there were NO jews. i was amazed when i got out of there how many jews there really was.

There still arn't many.... What are you smoking

TheGoldenChild · 04-21-2003, 10:50 PM

I missed all the seders as well.........

I am a bad Jew.
I got a BJ instead the first two nights

Both chicks had no YEAST infections so that in itself was a mitzvah!

Oye vey!

awu · 04-21-2003, 10:59 PM

I'm not Jewish but I'll tell you something funny that happened to me in New York. I was with a Jewish friend and I bought a hotdog from one of those street vendors because I was starving.

This Jewish friend of mind decided to get some fast food at a Jewish kosher shop and I followed him in happily munching on my hotdog only to be screamed at and chased out by the Jewish owner. How was I supposed to know my hotdog had a pork sausage in it

Juicy D. Links · 04-21-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by kBizzle

Both chicks had no YEAST infections so that in itself was a mitzvah!

Oye vey!

LMFGAO

adamneve · 04-21-2003, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I had my seder at the local strip joint

how was the Maza ???

Juicy D. Links · 04-21-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by adamneve

how was the Maza ???

Dry like a whores pussy who has been pounded so many times it ran out of love moisturizer

capribex · 04-22-2003, 01:33 AM

why is it everybody is saying "i met a lot of jews", "there are lots of jews" etc.? there are over 6 billion people on earth, of which only 14 million are jews, nearly half of which live in Israel... so assuming you don't live in Israel (or NYC...) your chances for meeting a jew are actually very small... 14 million jews worldwide out of 6 billion people, still, you see them and hear about them, and love them and hate them etc. looking at the table of nobel prize winners, or uni professors, or classical musicians, or lawyers, or doctors etc. and you might think jews are 50% of the world's population.

Joe Sixpack · 04-22-2003, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Bush is.

No, he's just the head cocksmoker.

flashfreak · 04-22-2003, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by sextoyking
Bush aint no head jew, that's forsure!!

agreed... can't be head jew with an 85 IQ...

Mutt · 04-22-2003, 02:49 AM

Joe Sixpack · 04-22-2003, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt

Bwahahahahahaahahahaha!

adamneve · 04-22-2003, 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Dry like a whores pussy who has been pounded so many times it ran out of love moisturizer

at least you found the Afikoman

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i've read most of Mordecai Richler's books. I caught up on my Jewish culture in my late teens and at university. I think religion is for idiots, but culture is nice. So I like the cultural aspects of being a Jew. Gimme a pastrami sandwich, a kosher dill and a copy of the Sunday New York Times and I'm a happy camper. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	I'm pretty much in it for the food myself. Double bonus on all the extra holiday days while in high school. Maybe when I have kids, I will re-connect more with the other parts of the equation.

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TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I missed all the seders as well......... I am a bad Jew. I got a BJ instead the first two nights Both chicks had no YEAST infections so that in itself was a mitzvah! Oye vey!

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awu Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 228	I'm not Jewish but I'll tell you something funny that happened to me in New York. I was with a Jewish friend and I bought a hotdog from one of those street vendors because I was starving. This Jewish friend of mind decided to get some fast food at a Jewish kosher shop and I followed him in happily munching on my hotdog only to be screamed at and chased out by the Jewish owner. How was I supposed to know my hotdog had a pork sausage in it

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capribex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 382	why is it everybody is saying "i met a lot of jews", "there are lots of jews" etc.? there are over 6 billion people on earth, of which only 14 million are jews, nearly half of which live in Israel... so assuming you don't live in Israel (or NYC...) your chances for meeting a jew are actually very small... 14 million jews worldwide out of 6 billion people, still, you see them and hear about them, and love them and hate them etc. looking at the table of nobel prize winners, or uni professors, or classical musicians, or lawyers, or doctors etc. and you might think jews are 50% of the world's population.

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