Looking for the poorest person on GFY. - GoFuckYourself.com

Smack dat · 05-27-2017, 04:29 PM

Hey,

Are you poor?

Can you afford to feed your family? Your out..

Can you afford internet? your out ...

I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe.

I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse.

The reason? It will make me feel better

CaptainHowdy · 05-27-2017, 04:30 PM

I'm not poor, I'm just virtuous.

Smack dat · 05-27-2017, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm not poor, I'm just virtuous.

We all see that CH and respect you for it.

2MuchMark · 05-27-2017, 04:49 PM

I'm poor when it comes to good looks.

Just kidding - I'm fucking handsome.

CurrentlySober · 05-27-2017, 06:00 PM

i cunt even a4d2 reply 2 this post...

kane · 05-27-2017, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt even a4d2 reply 2 this post...

I believe we have a winner.

HairyChick · 05-27-2017, 06:18 PM

I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.

I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.

I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.

I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.

😎

CPA-Rush · 05-27-2017, 09:53 PM

i'm running out of my fuel to mars , want the delightful megan fox sit on my man dong .

can u supply a stand by

?

MiamiBoyz · 05-29-2017, 02:38 AM

rogueteens · 05-29-2017, 03:07 AM

that'll be me then.

Klen · 05-29-2017, 04:19 AM

I remember one net-ponder which was running his websites from cyber caffe. I wonder where is he now. Also, not sure does cyber caffe's exists anymore, since cellphones and internet are quite cheap this days unless you live in some shithole.

adultchatpay · 05-29-2017, 05:08 AM

I'm poor of adventure. Most of us here i guess.

CaptainHowdy · 05-29-2017, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Poor people problems

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rogueteens · 05-29-2017, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I remember one net-ponder which was running his websites from cyber caffe. I wonder where is he now. Also, not sure does cyber caffe's exists anymore, since cellphones and internet are quite cheap this days unless you live in some shithole.

I remember him, he had the worst-looking sites you could imagine. Wasn't there a bit of a stink when someone promised him a laptop?

Freechess? That rings a bell?

wehateporn · 05-29-2017, 10:24 AM

Probably someone who doesn't post, I rememeber the Indian guy who was selling cakes

romeo22 · 05-29-2017, 10:35 AM

Im Fat....not poor

Klen · 05-29-2017, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

I remember him, he had the worst-looking sites you could imagine. Wasn't there a bit of a stink when someone promised him a laptop?

Freechess? That rings a bell?

Funny how you know exactly about who i talking and even guessed correctly nickname(i wouldn't know but since you mentioned it, it reminded me). So yes, it rings a bell

Most of people dont even remember existence of net-pond even if they been long time members there.

Bladewire · 05-29-2017, 11:21 AM

Hands down it's Joshua G

rogueteens · 05-29-2017, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Funny how you know exactly about who i talking and even guessed correctly nickname(i wouldn't know but since you mentioned it, it reminded me). So yes, it rings a bell

Most of people dont even remember existence of net-pond even if they been long time members there.

I liked him though, never had much dealings with him but he seemed decent enough.

Google Expert · 05-29-2017, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Poor people problems

...

Obviously she's not poor if she can afford to eat like a fucking hippo.

AndyA · 05-29-2017, 02:59 PM

yes poor

poor attitude
poor attention span
poor diet
poor work out routine

Tumblr · 05-29-2017, 03:21 PM

Why are you looking for the guy/girl anyways ?

nico-t · 05-29-2017, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat

Hey,

Are you poor?

Can you afford to feed your family? Your out..

Can you afford internet? your out ...

I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe.

I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse.

The reason? It will make me feel better

you just described crockett

Struggle4Bucks · 05-29-2017, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.

I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.

I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.

I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.

��

It's still poor humor...

wehateporn · 05-29-2017, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

you just described crockett

Someone said he had to live in his van these days, maybe if he was less confrontational on GFY some folks would help him out

Horatio Caine · 05-29-2017, 05:12 PM

Tossup between brassmonkey and dyno-josh.. Both on welfare, but BM has more dependents. dyno-josh lives with mom and step-dad.

NatalieK · 05-29-2017, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Hands down it's Joshua G

you having a laugh, he´s alright, he´s probably living on social funding

Poor can be such a huge scope. Is the poorest person someone not earning money, alas, receiving benefits, or a person with their own business, earning greatly & have nothing to spend because of outlay. A person in a huge home can maybe not afford to fit the carpets, or so to speak.

Maybe poor & wealthy can be the lifestyle...

Gary & I earn our own income, we live a prosperous life with big goals & still found ourselves this month worrying about pennies & not pounds. We live a life with a grand lifestyle, we´re so grateful for, although, having to keep our mind on work just to eat & drink. We´ve not gone one day without a nice cold glass of wine, working on the net, with a tv on. However, not able to enjoy a day down the beach, although can see it, because we can´t afford to do that this month.

Rich or poor, the human race works too hard to enjoy this beautiful planet we live on

wehateporn · 05-30-2017, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

Gary & I earn our own income, we live a prosperous life with big goals & still found ourselves this month worrying about pennies & not pounds.

Very honest of you GSpot, I hope sales pick up again.

They were pretty low for me at the start of the month, the last week is saving it

ilnjscb · 05-30-2017, 10:20 AM

We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.
I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
I'm so broke that when someone saw me walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." and I said, "No, I found one."

brassmonkey · 05-30-2017, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Tossup between brassmonkey and dyno-josh.. Both on welfare, but BM has more dependents. dyno-josh lives with mom and step-dad.

you are nuts!

why would you even care? what is your occupation??? not poor my family net worth look into that

Horatio Caine · 05-30-2017, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

my family net worth look into that

I have. It varies from the beginning of the month and the end. I would estimate $800 on the 1st, about $150 on the 10th, and $1.32 on the 30th.. Also depends on when Butcher pays you for sig whoring. Thats another $50 added to B-nichin' family trust.

NatalieK · 05-31-2017, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Very honest of you GSpot, I hope sales pick up again.

They were pretty low for me at the start of the month, the last week is saving it

it´s picked up again thank you, I think the art of online business is working hard

klinton · 05-31-2017, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

I have. It varies from the beginning of the month and the end. I would estimate $800 on the 1st, about $150 on the 10th, and $1.32 on the 30th.. Also depends on when Butcher pays you for sig whoring. Thats another $50 added to B-nichin' family trust.

j3rkules · 06-01-2017, 02:38 AM

Pretty sure it is CurrentlySober. He always says "I can not afford"...

nico-t · 06-01-2017, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

not poor my family net worth look into that

Ok

I searched for 'brassmonkey net worth' but somehow i couldn't find it

05-27-2017, 04:29 PM	#1
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Looking for the poorest person on GFY. Hey, Are you poor? Can you afford to feed your family? Your out.. Can you afford internet? your out ... I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe. I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse. The reason? It will make me feel better

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