Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 - GoFuckYourself.com

FreakinWebmaster · 04-16-2003, 04:47 PM

A man walks into a drug store with his 13 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.One for January, one for February, one for March........"

Fletch XXX · 04-16-2003, 04:48 PM

helis · 04-16-2003, 05:09 PM

Rictor · 04-16-2003, 05:17 PM

12 times a year? That would be SWEET! Have to talk to my wife about that...see if I can raise our average...

traffictrader · 04-16-2003, 05:21 PM

12 times a year would raise my average... and I'm not even married =(

marty · 04-16-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
12 times a year? That would be SWEET! Have to talk to my wife about that...see if I can raise our average...

I do that in a week because I'm not married.

I'm not silly

Zebra · 04-16-2003, 05:34 PM

My wife doesn't have access to my bank account.

Accordingly, I get it when I want it

sandz · 04-16-2003, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
My wife doesn't have access to my bank account.

Accordingly, I get it when I want it

hehe genius

i've got to remember to do that

sandz · 04-16-2003, 10:31 PM

damn double post

EscortBiz · 04-16-2003, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
My wife doesn't have access to my bank account.

Accordingly, I get it when I want it

04-16-2003, 04:47 PM	#1
FreakinWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Mile High State Posts: 935	Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 13 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.One for January, one for February, one for March........"

04-16-2003, 04:48 PM	#2
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