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FreakinWebmaster 04-16-2003 04:47 PM

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12
 
A man walks into a drug store with his 13 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.One for January, one for February, one for March........"

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helis 04-16-2003 05:09 PM

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Rictor 04-16-2003 05:17 PM

12 times a year? That would be SWEET! Have to talk to my wife about that...see if I can raise our average...

traffictrader 04-16-2003 05:21 PM

12 times a year would raise my average... and I'm not even married =(

marty 04-16-2003 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
12 times a year? That would be SWEET! Have to talk to my wife about that...see if I can raise our average...
I do that in a week because I'm not married.

I'm not silly :winkwink:

Zebra 04-16-2003 05:34 PM

My wife doesn't have access to my bank account.

Accordingly, I get it when I want it :thumbsup

sandz 04-16-2003 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
My wife doesn't have access to my bank account.

Accordingly, I get it when I want it :thumbsup


hehe genius :) i've got to remember to do that

sandz 04-16-2003 10:31 PM

damn double post :(

EscortBiz 04-16-2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
My wife doesn't have access to my bank account.

Accordingly, I get it when I want it :thumbsup

:thumbsup


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