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quiet · 04-15-2003, 02:19 AM

it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.

sink, or fucking swim.

DarkJedi · 04-15-2003, 02:22 AM

newbies are funny because when they find out about porn they are soo excited and when after 2 months of working 27/7 they got jack shit for money they get even more funny

WiredGuy · 04-15-2003, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.

sink, or fucking swim.

Be glad you don't have affiliates, you'd probably go on a shooting rampage

WG

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 02:25 AM

I once wrote a page for newbies about how to get started making some initial money from free sites, and what to do with it to eventually make enough to be in a position to quit whatever job it is they might have. The most common comment I kept getting was "It's too much to read, can you tell me the condensed version?"

Quite interesting, since I see that very same comment on a lot of discussion threads... on ALL the webmaster boards, and not always from newbies. Everyone wants the fast-track, the easier way, the lazy way to success. Only a rare few are prepared to pay the price to get it.

Donnie Gangsta · 04-15-2003, 02:25 AM

nah.... where newbies go wrong is spending all their time on these boards.. procrastinate and don't get shit done

but i really don't get the newbie booster type boards.. maybe they are just a scam to get advertising revenue from newbie sponsors

[Labret] · 04-15-2003, 02:26 AM

kill them all

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

In the face, right?

quiet · 04-15-2003, 02:34 AM

thanks fletch.

leg3 · 04-15-2003, 02:37 AM

CDSmith...

I'm not a newbie, but I'd love to read your full article...

MAY I?

funkmaster · 04-15-2003, 02:41 AM

... ya talkin´to me ?

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by leg3
CDSmith...

I'm not a newbie, but I'd love to read your full article...

MAY I?

It's long gone from the site it was on, but I did post a few instalments of it on the porncity bbs. I'll have to dig up the link.......

04-15-2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I once wrote a page for newbies about how to get started making some initial money from free sites, and what to do with it to eventually make enough to be in a position to quit whatever job it is they might have. The most common comment I kept getting was "It's too much to read, can you tell me the condensed version?"

Quite interesting, since I see that very same comment on a lot of discussion threads... on ALL the webmaster boards, and not always from newbies. Everyone wants the fast-track, the easier way, the lazy way to success. Only a rare few are prepared to pay the price to get it.

Hey please can I see your newbies page you wrote... Ok.... do I have to promise that I will behave ? Thanks in advance MR Smith ..

[Labret] · 04-15-2003, 02:50 AM

This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.

He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.

He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.

You took it, and look where you are.

Get back to face-stabbing newbs, or have you run out of screwdrivers?

quiet · 04-15-2003, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Get back to face-stabbing newbs, or have you run out of screwdrivers?

hahaha

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 03:02 AM

I just had an imagination snapshot of Rat's den, his wall lined with retarded-looking newbie heads, each with a phillips or a robertson protruding from it's forehead, cheekbone or between the eyes, all of them staring dumbly out into space...

...and Rat sitting at his desk, chuckling low and insane from behind his grossly oversized monitor.

Angel and the other guy.... ICQ me anytime.... 31024634
I will send you the link to the best thread for newbies ever made.

04-15-2003, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.

He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.

At one point everyone in here the expert now or maybe the " wannabe ? " Have been newbies...

Some newbies want to learn, or some just don't get it...
I am one of those Novice!!!! Stuborn and determine Bitch who will make it or at least I will try my best. So you all can laugh all you want if it make you feel good... I rather masterbat myself then waist my time on a message board laughing at poeple...

So babeee eat my pussy

or go fuck yourself.
Ohhhhh . S'il-vous-plait... No offense taken sweety!

quiet · 04-15-2003, 03:12 AM

thank you

CDSmith · 04-15-2003, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
thank you

You're awefully brief tonight.

ripe with decay · 04-15-2003, 03:20 AM

Newbs must die.

lagwagon · 04-15-2003, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.

sink, or fucking swim.

what are you talking about, there is training for every job position. with adult industry you make of it what you can. you go in to it thinking of easy money. it is the only thing that i can think of that i had to think for myself. you train yourself if you will (and you will, you have been there.). however i have to stand by your sink or swim statement. you make your destiny. tonight i think that quiet has been drinking.

04-15-2003, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
thank you

Bienvenu mon cherie ...Anytime !

Bake · 04-15-2003, 03:26 AM

Newbies are like Lemmings

Im sure it's the lure of the industry that attracts the wrong sort of mentality the easy dollar the gangster bullshit but none of these people are really prepared to work they all say they are but when it comes to results we can see otherwise.
Im sure some of us have tryed to teach the odd newbie how to do shit and they just cant understand what keeps going wrong when mostly its very simple you must finish what you start and do it properly.

lagwagon · 04-15-2003, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bake
Newbies are like Lemmings

Im sure it's the lure of the industry that attracts the wrong sort of mentality the easy dollar the gangster bullshit but none of these people are really prepared to work they all say they are but when it comes to results we can see otherwise.
Im sure some of us have tryed to teach the odd newbie how to do shit and they just cant understand what keeps going wrong when mostly its very simple you must finish what you start and do it properly.

SOLID, blackness confirmed brotha, you have soul!

quiet · 04-15-2003, 03:33 AM

i figured this would be a huge thread. with tons of bitching and whining.

let's hear it.

04-15-2003, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon

what are you talking about, there is training for every job position. with adult industry you make of it what you can. you go in to it thinking of easy money. it is the only thing that i can think of that i had to think for myself. you train yourself if you will (and you will, you have been there.). however i have to stand by your sink or swim statement. you make your destiny. tonight i think that quiet has been drinking.

Damnnn your so right I have to relearn everything I know about internet that I thought I knew.. Just to realize that I know nothing..... Its such a long learning process... I ask questions all the time and keep saying " sorry to disturb you or sorry I am so stupid" NO no....All questions are good its a sign of learning....

P.S CDSmith... I actually have said before " I want a condensed version because it was to long to read... " So there you go,,,, yes I am a newbie and I confess to one sin !!!

[Labret] · 04-15-2003, 03:40 AM

I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.

lagwagon · 04-15-2003, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.

hey your hanging the U.S. flag upside down. btw fuck the promise land. just give me the traffic.

Lethal · 04-15-2003, 03:52 AM

You better watch out Labret, I heard that Stocktrader guy saying that he and his legion of newbies is going to gang rape you and steal your traffic and leave you crying in the gutter or something.

Useless bit of info for the day: Did you know that the screwdriver is the weapon of choice for rapists and street robbers in South Africa?

lagwagon · 04-15-2003, 03:55 AM

damn i am drunk i just quoted myself. hahahaha

SomeCreep · 04-15-2003, 03:58 AM

I've noticed newbies are always spammers or looking for some way to make a quick dishonest buck without any work.

Just my observations

quiet · 04-15-2003, 04:01 AM

even more funny how much this newbie thing is actually discussed each day (my reason for starting the thread).

sink or swim. all the talking in the world doesn't mean jack fucking shit.

in summary - make money, or die like a pig.

mule · 04-15-2003, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
Useless bit of info for the day: Did you know that the screwdriver is the weapon of choice for rapists and street robbers in South Africa?

That might have been true before '94, nowadays it's the AK47 though

SomeCreep · 04-15-2003, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
make money, or die like a pig.

lol, die like a pig, how poetic

Gman.357 · 04-15-2003, 04:21 AM

I thought you'd be out on the slopes, quiet.

quiet · 04-15-2003, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
I thought you'd be out on the slopes, quiet.

i was yesterday. and hiked all evening.

it's just after 5 am now - no snowboarding available. updates must be done.

Nydahl · 04-15-2003, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lagwagon
damn i am drunk i just quoted myself. hahahaha

this is the best I've read for last few days

thanks for that man , made me laugh

stocktrader23 · 04-15-2003, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
You better watch out Labret, I heard that Stocktrader guy saying that he and his legion of newbies is going to gang rape you and steal your traffic and leave you crying in the gutter or something.

Wasn't me. I don't deal in gay traffic and if I did it wouldn't be extreme insertions.

Kimmykim · 04-15-2003, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.

Hear ye, hear ye!

SothArtist · 04-15-2003, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelonfire

At one point everyone in here the expert now or maybe the " wannabe ? " Have been newbies...

Some newbies want to learn, or some just don't get it...
I am one of those Novice!!!! Stuborn and determine Bitch who will make it or at least I will try my best. So you all can laugh all you want if it make you feel good... I rather masterbat myself then waist my time on a message board laughing at poeple...

So babeee eat my pussy or go fuck yourself.
Ohhhhh . S'il-vous-plait... No offense taken sweety!

Well Said!

quiet · 04-15-2003, 04:57 AM

newbies love newbies

Brujah · 04-15-2003, 05:06 AM

I don't hate newbies. You buncha newbie haters. I gots much love for all types.

04-15-2003, 05:19 AM

wimpy · 04-15-2003, 05:20 AM

This entire "be good to newbies" thing started when affiliate proggies started. Before then newbies were ignored by most people. Newbies are sacrosanct because newbie sponsors think they're valuable. The truth is that newbies waste 95% of your support resources while generating 5% of your revenue. Best weed them out until they learn.

That's one reason I don't advertise my proggies here.

Another thing about newbies: they have no loyalty. I've taught a few people how to webmaster, and every one of them pushes products that compete with me. Fuckers. (They sell my products, too, and they give me great feedback on my competition, so not a total waste.)

Newbies often simply don't know what to do. Sometimes they think they know what to do, which can be worse.

I spend some time here helping newbies. Why? I dunno. I'd like too say that every once in a while one of them amounts to something, then we can "do business," but the truth is that never happens. The only ones that make it are the ones I teach in person. (Or maybe the online ones are lost to the ether so I never hear of their successes?)

quiet · 04-15-2003, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wimpy
Newbies often remind me of a drowning man. They are deep in it, they're worried, they don't know what to do, and they're starting to flail.

that is so fucking classic.

jojojo · 04-15-2003, 05:38 AM

Quote:

nah.... where newbies go wrong is spending all their time on these boards.. procrastinate and don't get shit done

this does not apply only to newbies -

Look at who has the most posts

But we can afford to procrastinate now

Newbies... go away - this isn't 2000 anymore we changed our minds - we'd rather do without you - reach down and yank your modem line out of your wall and trade your pc for a one way ticket to some third world country and join Greenpeace - forget porn.

*peeking around corner* - did it work? Are they gone?

This post is going into left field now - perhaps a little Smith quote to sum this up:

"Your face is as mean as your life has been"

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Newbie.

TDF · 04-15-2003, 05:45 AM

I love boobies!!

Sassyass · 04-15-2003, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
I love boobies!!

Who's fucking tonight!
Who's fucking tonight!
Who's fucking tonight!

woot woot

SleazyDream · 04-15-2003, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

thanks fletch.

somehow i just expected something more creatively violent and distinctly canadian than that from quiet ..........

slapass · 04-15-2003, 06:40 AM

Any industry where a guy like me can join and ramp up to a decent salary in 6 months when I do not know what TR is versus TD is way to wide open and is always going to attract newbies. I brought some money to the table so it was lots easier for me but still hard work is rewarded in this field.
Work hard and make bling bling

The perma-newb

04-15-2003, 02:19 AM	#1
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	let's talk about stupid newbies. it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh. sink, or fucking swim.

04-15-2003, 02:25 AM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I once wrote a page for newbies about how to get started making some initial money from free sites, and what to do with it to eventually make enough to be in a position to quit whatever job it is they might have. The most common comment I kept getting was "It's too much to read, can you tell me the condensed version?" Quite interesting, since I see that very same comment on a lot of discussion threads... on ALL the webmaster boards, and not always from newbies. Everyone wants the fast-track, the easier way, the lazy way to success. Only a rare few are prepared to pay the price to get it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-15-2003, 03:02 AM	#16
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I just had an imagination snapshot of Rat's den, his wall lined with retarded-looking newbie heads, each with a phillips or a robertson protruding from it's forehead, cheekbone or between the eyes, all of them staring dumbly out into space... ...and Rat sitting at his desk, chuckling low and insane from behind his grossly oversized monitor. Angel and the other guy.... ICQ me anytime.... 31024634 I will send you the link to the best thread for newbies ever made. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-15-2003, 03:26 AM	#23
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,498	Newbies are like Lemmings Im sure it's the lure of the industry that attracts the wrong sort of mentality the easy dollar the gangster bullshit but none of these people are really prepared to work they all say they are but when it comes to results we can see otherwise. Im sure some of us have tryed to teach the odd newbie how to do shit and they just cant understand what keeps going wrong when mostly its very simple you must finish what you start and do it properly. __________________ Buy great domains from drunken burned out old webmaster CHEAP bullseyeporn.com art-met.com and more. Learn how to make a easy extra $500 per week

04-15-2003, 03:33 AM	#25
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i figured this would be a huge thread. with tons of bitching and whining. let's hear it. Last edited by quiet; 04-15-2003 at 03:35 AM..

04-15-2003, 02:22 AM	#2
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	newbies are funny because when they find out about porn they are soo excited and when after 2 months of working 27/7 they got jack shit for money they get even more funny

04-15-2003, 02:25 AM	#5
Donnie Gangsta Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,104	nah.... where newbies go wrong is spending all their time on these boards.. procrastinate and don't get shit done but i really don't get the newbie booster type boards.. maybe they are just a scam to get advertising revenue from newbie sponsors

04-15-2003, 02:26 AM	#6
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	kill them all

04-15-2003, 02:34 AM	#8
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	thanks fletch.

04-15-2003, 02:37 AM	#9
leg3 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 193	CDSmith... I'm not a newbie, but I'd love to read your full article... MAY I?

04-15-2003, 02:41 AM	#10
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... ya talkin´to me ?

04-15-2003, 02:50 AM	#13
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread. He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.

04-15-2003, 03:12 AM	#18
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	thank you

04-15-2003, 03:20 AM	#20
ripe with decay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: my own personal hell Posts: 66	Newbs must die.

04-15-2003, 03:40 AM	#27
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.

04-15-2003, 03:52 AM	#29
Lethal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 494	You better watch out Labret, I heard that Stocktrader guy saying that he and his legion of newbies is going to gang rape you and steal your traffic and leave you crying in the gutter or something. Useless bit of info for the day: Did you know that the screwdriver is the weapon of choice for rapists and street robbers in South Africa?

04-15-2003, 03:55 AM	#30
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	damn i am drunk i just quoted myself. hahahaha __________________ FTVGirls - FTVMilfs - DanielleFTV

04-15-2003, 03:58 AM	#31
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	I've noticed newbies are always spammers or looking for some way to make a quick dishonest buck without any work. Just my observations __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting. Last edited by SomeCreep; 04-15-2003 at 04:01 AM..

04-15-2003, 04:01 AM	#32
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	even more funny how much this newbie thing is actually discussed each day (my reason for starting the thread). sink or swim. all the talking in the world doesn't mean jack fucking shit. in summary - make money, or die like a pig. Last edited by quiet; 04-15-2003 at 04:03 AM..

04-15-2003, 04:21 AM	#35
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	I thought you'd be out on the slopes, quiet. __________________ Ouch.

04-15-2003, 04:57 AM	#41
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	newbies love newbies

04-15-2003, 05:06 AM	#42
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	I don't hate newbies. You buncha newbie haters. I gots much love for all types. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

04-15-2003, 05:20 AM	#44
wimpy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cali Posts: 607	This entire "be good to newbies" thing started when affiliate proggies started. Before then newbies were ignored by most people. Newbies are sacrosanct because newbie sponsors think they're valuable. The truth is that newbies waste 95% of your support resources while generating 5% of your revenue. Best weed them out until they learn. That's one reason I don't advertise my proggies here. Another thing about newbies: they have no loyalty. I've taught a few people how to webmaster, and every one of them pushes products that compete with me. Fuckers. (They sell my products, too, and they give me great feedback on my competition, so not a total waste.) Newbies often simply don't know what to do. Sometimes they think they know what to do, which can be worse. I spend some time here helping newbies. Why? I dunno. I'd like too say that every once in a while one of them amounts to something, then we can "do business," but the truth is that never happens. The only ones that make it are the ones I teach in person. (Or maybe the online ones are lost to the ether so I never hear of their successes?) __________________ Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind." icq 8243657 Last edited by wimpy; 04-15-2003 at 05:29 AM..

04-15-2003, 05:45 AM	#47
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	I love boobies!! __________________ Sig heil

04-15-2003, 06:40 AM	#50
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	Any industry where a guy like me can join and ramp up to a decent salary in 6 months when I do not know what TR is versus TD is way to wide open and is always going to attract newbies. I brought some money to the table so it was lots easier for me but still hard work is rewarded in this field. Work hard and make bling bling The perma-newb