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Old 03-14-2017, 10:33 AM   #1
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My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house...

I told her, "Fear of the CIA".

She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:37 AM   #2
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:48 AM   #3
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:58 AM   #4
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Old 03-14-2017, 11:20 AM   #6
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