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wehateporn

03-14-2017 10:33 AM

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house...

I told her, "Fear of the CIA".

She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo

Odysseus

03-14-2017 10:37 AM

You have a gun?!

Grapesoda

03-14-2017 10:48 AM

always have a 1911 loaded and near by

Odysseus

03-14-2017 10:58 AM

Are you live in a troubled city or neighborhood?

Kittens

03-14-2017 11:07 AM

wehateporn

03-14-2017 11:20 AM

Kittens

03-14-2017 11:22 AM

http://i.imgur.com/MImjHms.jpg

Bladewire

03-14-2017 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21625303)

always have a 1911 loaded and near by

http://i.imgur.com/tDxK1.gif

Spunky

03-14-2017 12:26 PM

And then you pistol whipped her for asking questions?

JFK	03-14-2017 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21625252)

I told her, "Fear of the CIA".

She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo

:1orglaugh :ak47: :ak47:

SilentKnight

03-14-2017 01:13 PM

Your Samsung TV just heard every word you said.

Jigster715

03-15-2017 12:09 AM

The microwave is not to be trusted. :)

just a punk

03-15-2017 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21625396)

http://i.imgur.com/tDxK1.gif

He said 1911.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 21625600)

Your Samsung TV just heard every word you said.

Your Android phone does the same...

CPA-Rush

03-15-2017 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odysseus (Post 21625333)

Are you live in a troubled city or neighborhood?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comme...un_around_the/

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