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Funbrunette · 04-11-2003, 08:42 PM

Is it just me? I don't see what's so funny about it! Chris has been bugging me to watch that damn movie for a week...Help! I'm running out of excuses!

foe · 04-11-2003, 08:44 PM

me niether

FiReC · 04-11-2003, 08:45 PM

its just a rabbit..

but its got BIG SHOP TEETH

RedShoe · 04-11-2003, 08:45 PM

Just watch it, it's fucking hilarious!

Funbrunette · 04-11-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Just watch it, it's fucking hilarious!

I've tried...I find it lame! Maybe it's because I'm sober???

dirtyone · 04-11-2003, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Is it just me? I don't see what's so funny about it! Chris has been bugging me to watch that damn movie for a week...Help! I'm running out of excuses!

It's british humor... An aquired taste.

fnet · 04-11-2003, 08:48 PM

I just saw Gilliam's Lost In La Mancha.

Python is not for everyone.

But their humor <i>is</i> bold and original, and that film had more... balls... than any film I can think of.

Take note of the French.

Jamdin · 04-11-2003, 09:19 PM

Bring out your dead!

What's not to love about the movie?

Fletch XXX · 04-11-2003, 09:22 PM

memorized.

Dugmor · 04-11-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette

I've tried...I find it lame! Maybe it's because I'm sober???

You should smoke a huge fatty for sure !

Joe Sixpack · 04-11-2003, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone

It's british humor... An aquired taste.

Yes, it requires intelligence.

FiReC · 04-11-2003, 09:26 PM

what is your favorite colour?

blue .... no red

WWAAAAAA

cherrylula · 04-11-2003, 09:26 PM

'you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!'

Carrie · 04-11-2003, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
memorized.

I second that!
One of the funniest movies ever made, and definitely on the "must watch" list!

"I'm not dead yet!!!"
*thwap*

Fletch XXX · 04-11-2003, 09:30 PM

<img src=http://home.insightbb.com/~gonzoid247/Graham_Chapman.jpg border="1">

Cheers Graham.

R.I.P.

Fletch XXX · 04-11-2003, 09:40 PM

Chapman studied medicine at Emmanuel College, Cambridge. After mounting his own cabaret show, he was invited to join the Cambridge Footlight Society at the same time as first year student John Cleese. Eric Idle joined them one year later. (David Frost was secretary at that time)

He qualified as a doctor at St.Bartholomew's hospital in London.

Chapman put his medical career on hold and joined John Cleese on his tour with "Cambridge Circus", which ran on Broadway in Oct. 1964.

In England, he wrote for the "Doctor"-Series together with Bernard McKenna and John Cleese. He Met Michael Palin and Terry Jones while writing for "The Frost Report", but he also worked with Marty Feldman, Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr. At one Time he was writing for Monty Python, Ronnie Corbett and a "Doctor"-Series at the same time, together with Eric Idle and Barry Cryer.

Later he worked with Douglas Adams, they collaborated on a BBC special titled "Out of the trees".

After stopping drinking, he turned to his own project before filimg "Life of Brian": He produced, cowrote and starred "The Odd Job", which was released in 1978.

After Monty Python, he created "Yellowbeard" (a pirate spoof), the cast consisting of John Cleese, Peter Cook, Cheech and Chong, Peter Boyle, Madeline Kahn, Eric Idle and Keneth Mars.

Wrote his life story in "A Liars Autobiography, Volume VI".

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Other works by Graham Chapman:
The Odd Job
Yellowbeard (1983)
The Secret Policemens Other Ball
Dangerous Sports Club
Still Crazy like a Fox (1987)
The Dangerous Film Club
Jakes Journey

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Graham Chapman died of cancer on 4. Oct 1989 , just one day before the 20th aniversary of Monty Python.

RedShoe · 04-11-2003, 09:48 PM

"No thanks, we've got one!"

eadweb · 04-11-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Is it just me? I don't see what's so funny about it! Chris has been bugging me to watch that damn movie for a week...Help! I'm running out of excuses!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

dirtyone · 04-11-2003, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

Yes, it requires intelligence.

So you are saying that Funbrunette is not an intelligent person.

I happen to think that Monty Python is hillarious.

ammo325 · 04-11-2003, 10:35 PM

?Come back here, yellow bellied cowards. I?ll bite your legs off!?

wonton · 04-11-2003, 11:46 PM

Funniest movie in the history of cinema.

"I fart in your general direction!"

Kanoealoha · 04-11-2003, 11:49 PM

"I'm not dead, actually I'm feeling better"

thatdykeliz · 04-11-2003, 11:53 PM

"But I don't want to get on the cart!"

"Don't be such a baby."

Kanoealoha · 04-11-2003, 11:54 PM

*WHACK*

Zebra · 04-12-2003, 01:13 AM

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

Kanoealoha · 04-12-2003, 01:15 AM

shit i need to d/l it again...

not a european swallow...

TheJimmy · 04-12-2003, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by wonton
Funniest movie in the history of cinema.

"I fart in your general direction!"

HELL YEH!!!!!!!!

"Come back here so I may taunt you a second timmmmme!"

TheJimmy · 04-12-2003, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Dugmor

You should smoke a huge fatty for sure !

Monty Python & phatties go very well together...

Jakke PNG · 04-12-2003, 01:18 AM

The movie is fucking great! Absolutely fabulous!

Paul Markham · 04-12-2003, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone

It's british humor... An aquired taste.

The Monty Python crew are also ex University lads, they came out of Cambrdige Footlight shows. So it's not everyones tastes.

I love the film and Life of Brian. When you shoot MPHG down tell us which film is your favoutite comedy.

Gman.357 · 04-12-2003, 01:25 AM

I almost pissed myself at this part...

Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

Then he cut his legs off too. Man, if you don't find that scene funny...

Jakke PNG · 04-12-2003, 01:27 AM

The black knight always triumphs!

MetaMan · 04-12-2003, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
I almost pissed myself at this part...

Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!

Then he cut his legs off too. Man, if you don't find that scene funny...

only funny scene of the movie.
but very funny part.

Gman.357 · 04-12-2003, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
The black knight always triumphs!

INDEED!

drunkmonkey · 04-12-2003, 01:45 AM

Centurion · 04-12-2003, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Is it just me? I don't see what's so funny about it! Chris has been bugging me to watch that damn movie for a week...Help! I'm running out of excuses!

The N.Y. Times proclaimed "The Holy Grail" as a defining moment in cinema! "Movies will never be the same again after this one!"

And man..were they right.
If you only had so long to live..and had the chance to watch one movie..then this IS the one for you.

It is FANTABULOUS!

AdultNex · 04-12-2003, 01:57 AM

Ni! Ni! Ni!

mule · 04-12-2003, 02:25 AM

You wipers of other people's bottoms

Sarah_Jayne · 04-12-2003, 02:37 AM

you must not be a geek...don't worry not everyone can be a geek like us.

Have you seen Life Of Brian? Did you find that funny or do you generally have a Python block?

FiReC · 04-12-2003, 02:48 AM

it's just a flesh wound!

drunkmonkey · 04-12-2003, 02:50 AM

she turned me into a newt!

High Quality · 04-12-2003, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by FiReC
it's just a flesh wound!

Mr.Teen · 04-12-2003, 06:10 AM

If witchs burn what are they made out of?
WOOOOOOODDD
So wood floats in the water like what?
WITCHSS
NO!
DUCKS, YEAAAAAAA
Ok, so if she weighs as much a duck that makes her.....
a WITCH!

Mr.Teen · 04-12-2003, 06:12 AM

French guy: Where did you get those coconuts?
Sir Camalot: I found them.
French guy: In the middle of england?

What is the air speed veliocity of a african swallow?

Libertine · 04-12-2003, 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Graham Chapman died of cancer on 4. Oct 1989 , just one day before the 20th aniversary of Monty Python.

Ever seen the video of his funeral? The speeches were hilarious. Quite impressive, imo.

CrazyNakedChick · 04-12-2003, 06:23 AM

your grandmother smells of elderberries. now shoo, or i shall taunt you a second time!

huge python fan, live organ donations anyone?

edit: there's a "w" in "now".

Sarah_Jayne · 04-12-2003, 06:25 AM

you know you are a geek groupie when half of these lines you have heard during foreplay and the other half you have said yourself.

JFK · 04-12-2003, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette

I've tried...I find it lame! Maybe it's because I'm sober???

Like the song goes.... "everybody must get stoned" I like Monty personally, maybee its your delicate condition??

Mutt · 04-12-2003, 07:49 AM

Python is definitely an acquired taste, all British comedy is, for North Americans. When I was a kid, i couldn't stand it when I'd see any of it on PBS. Then I saw Holy Grail as a teenager, brilliant. And Life of Brian is my favorite. Even the last movie they did had brilliantly funny parts.

Speaking of Holy Grail, that is EXACTLY what I thought of first when I first saw Baghdad Bob! The Black Knight - Baghdad Bob is the Black Knight! in complete denial, Black Knight is still issuing threats despite having lost all his limbs just like Baghdad Bob was doing talking about drowning the infidels in their own blood meanwhile Baghdad was falling with barely a fight behind him.

Baghad Bob would be hysterical played by Cleese.

Here are my rankings for sketch comedy troups:

Second City SCTV
Monty Python
Early Saturday Night Live

VirtuMike · 04-12-2003, 01:22 PM

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Come see the violence inherent within the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

One. Two. Five.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	<img src=http://home.insightbb.com/~gonzoid247/Graham_Chapman.jpg border="1"> Cheers Graham. R.I.P. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Chapman studied medicine at Emmanuel College, Cambridge. After mounting his own cabaret show, he was invited to join the Cambridge Footlight Society at the same time as first year student John Cleese. Eric Idle joined them one year later. (David Frost was secretary at that time) He qualified as a doctor at St.Bartholomew's hospital in London. Chapman put his medical career on hold and joined John Cleese on his tour with "Cambridge Circus", which ran on Broadway in Oct. 1964. In England, he wrote for the "Doctor"-Series together with Bernard McKenna and John Cleese. He Met Michael Palin and Terry Jones while writing for "The Frost Report", but he also worked with Marty Feldman, Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr. At one Time he was writing for Monty Python, Ronnie Corbett and a "Doctor"-Series at the same time, together with Eric Idle and Barry Cryer. Later he worked with Douglas Adams, they collaborated on a BBC special titled "Out of the trees". After stopping drinking, he turned to his own project before filimg "Life of Brian": He produced, cowrote and starred "The Odd Job", which was released in 1978. After Monty Python, he created "Yellowbeard" (a pirate spoof), the cast consisting of John Cleese, Peter Cook, Cheech and Chong, Peter Boyle, Madeline Kahn, Eric Idle and Keneth Mars. Wrote his life story in "A Liars Autobiography, Volume VI". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other works by Graham Chapman: The Odd Job Yellowbeard (1983) The Secret Policemens Other Ball Dangerous Sports Club Still Crazy like a Fox (1987) The Dangerous Film Club Jakes Journey -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Graham Chapman died of cancer on 4. Oct 1989 , just one day before the 20th aniversary of Monty Python. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Python is definitely an acquired taste, all British comedy is, for North Americans. When I was a kid, i couldn't stand it when I'd see any of it on PBS. Then I saw Holy Grail as a teenager, brilliant. And Life of Brian is my favorite. Even the last movie they did had brilliantly funny parts. Speaking of Holy Grail, that is EXACTLY what I thought of first when I first saw Baghdad Bob! The Black Knight - Baghdad Bob is the Black Knight! in complete denial, Black Knight is still issuing threats despite having lost all his limbs just like Baghdad Bob was doing talking about drowning the infidels in their own blood meanwhile Baghdad was falling with barely a fight behind him. Baghad Bob would be hysterical played by Cleese. Here are my rankings for sketch comedy troups: Second City SCTV Monty Python Early Saturday Night Live __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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