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2MuchMark · 12-11-2016, 10:10 AM

What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

CurrentlySober · 12-11-2016, 10:18 AM

i cunt a4d a significant other...

Spunky · 12-11-2016, 11:24 AM

A new vacuum cleaner

TheDynasty · 12-11-2016, 11:30 AM

We just re did the interior of our new house can't afford Christmas Presents!

Rochard · 12-11-2016, 11:39 AM

I purse she wanted, expensive high heels she wanted (and I wanted for her), and just now.... Three tickets to Hamilton which are impossible to come by.

ErectMedia · 12-11-2016, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i cunt a4d a significant other...

+1

MiamiBoyz · 12-11-2016, 11:51 AM

Being that I am a diehard romantic...Same as last year.

Hiring a twink for a loving 3 some with some light bondage for a little added holiday cheer!

bronco67 · 12-11-2016, 11:55 AM

Under Armour workout pants. They fit that ass like glove.

RyuLion · 12-11-2016, 11:58 AM

She's buying ME a present this year!

nico-t · 12-11-2016, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I purse she wanted, expensive high heels she wanted (and I wanted for her), and just now.... Three tickets to Hamilton which are impossible to come by.

Hamilton

bns666 · 12-11-2016, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Being that I am a diehard romantic...Same as last year.

Hiring a twink for a loving 3 some with some light bondage for a little added holiday cheer!

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Under Armour workout pants. They fit that ass like glove.

best ideas so far

NatalieK · 12-11-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

shouldn't you tell us first

Happy Christmas Mark x

VikingMan · 12-11-2016, 03:06 PM

Now that I am over 40, have a gut, and make less money than I did 10 years ago the quality of the women I attract has suffered significantly and I just don't see the cost benefit of dating a woman past Thanksgiving. Ideally the best time is November 1st for emotional reasons so less women go nuts. If you end the relationship on 11/1 then you don't have to bring her around your family or worse spend a day with her family. You also get to save on all of the presents to her and her family. And of course saving money on Valentines Day is always painful if you are not really into the relationship. March is a good month to be getting back into the the scene. Rinse repeat. You young guys reading this wisdom are welcome. Thank me later.

CaptainHowdy · 12-11-2016, 03:48 PM

I try to not have one for the holiday season ...

2MuchMark · 12-11-2016, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

A new vacuum cleaner

Meh. She already has 3. (She's a good woman!)

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I purse she wanted, expensive high heels she wanted (and I wanted for her), and just now.... Three tickets to Hamilton which are impossible to come by.

Somebody's getting a BJ on Christmas!

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Being that I am a diehard romantic...Same as last year.

Hiring a twink for a loving 3 some with some light bondage for a little added holiday cheer!

How romantic!

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

She's buying ME a present this year!

Dayum! You've got the right idea.

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

shouldn't you tell us first

Happy Christmas Mark x

You caught me. I'm looking for ideas.

Paul Markham · 12-12-2016, 02:43 AM

A shorter chain to keep her in the kitchen. LOL

candyflip · 12-12-2016, 09:17 AM

Mine is getting a new model iWatch and iPad. Not sure why she wants the watch, but she does...so she's getting it.

She got me a new DJI Mavic Pro, so I have to step it up a notch.

JFK · 12-12-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

A shorter chain to keep her in the kitchen. LOL

a well thought out gift

Paul Markham · 12-12-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

a well thought out gift

So far I've spent $1,500 on my other half. Chain and handcuffs to keep her vacuuming were small items. But great value.

brassmonkey · 12-12-2016, 10:31 AM

black tar and a meth pipe

TrafficRush · 12-12-2016, 01:41 PM

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...a199f1a10 d8d

brassmonkey · 12-12-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TrafficRush

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...a199f1a10 d8d

you are going to get banned

you spammed an adult forum

2MuchMark · 12-12-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

A shorter chain to keep her in the kitchen. LOL

You don't need a chain. Women love the kitchen! Its where they think they're people!

DatePoster · 12-12-2016, 01:56 PM

My dick in a box

SilentKnight · 12-12-2016, 02:04 PM

I bought the wife a mystery shopper.

Gave the daughter $100 bucks and told her to go buy her mother something nice.

beerptrol · 12-12-2016, 02:07 PM

A one way bus ticket to her mom's house

beerptrol · 12-12-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Twerk Tube

My dick in a box

so an old ring box then

JesseQuinn · 12-12-2016, 05:50 PM

nothing tangible, instead gonna bask in the glow of amazement that we managed to get through some serious life ish without breaking. plus a close friend is gonna be here, that will be treat enough for us both

then we're going to watch miami get his groove on while I film it for posterity

nico-t · 12-13-2016, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you are going to get banned

you spammed an adult forum

quick, report him B-Snitchin!

EddyTheDog · 12-13-2016, 04:07 AM

I'll ask him what he wants - I just need to unzip...

He says he wants handcream.....

LetterTwenty7 · 12-13-2016, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I'll ask him what he wants - I just need to unzip...

He says he wants handcream.....

Damn. I wanted to write something like this.

bns666 · 12-13-2016, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Now that I am over 40, have a gut, and make less money than I did 10 years ago the quality of the women I attract has suffered significantly and I just don't see the cost benefit of dating a woman past Thanksgiving. Ideally the best time is November 1st for emotional reasons so less women go nuts. If you end the relationship on 11/1 then you don't have to bring her around your family or worse spend a day with her family. You also get to save on all of the presents to her and her family. And of course saving money on Valentines Day is always painful if you are not really into the relationship. March is a good month to be getting back into the the scene. Rinse repeat. You young guys reading this wisdom are welcome. Thank me later.

Casie Smith · 12-13-2016, 07:58 AM

Since I'm single, I'm getting gifts only for my close friends...

Caitlin BongaCash · 12-13-2016, 10:56 AM

I think that the trip will be a good gift

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MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	Being that I am a diehard romantic...Same as last year. Hiring a twink for a loving 3 some with some light bondage for a little added holiday cheer!

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,492	Now that I am over 40, have a gut, and make less money than I did 10 years ago the quality of the women I attract has suffered significantly and I just don't see the cost benefit of dating a woman past Thanksgiving. Ideally the best time is November 1st for emotional reasons so less women go nuts. If you end the relationship on 11/1 then you don't have to bring her around your family or worse spend a day with her family. You also get to save on all of the presents to her and her family. And of course saving money on Valentines Day is always painful if you are not really into the relationship. March is a good month to be getting back into the the scene. Rinse repeat. You young guys reading this wisdom are welcome. Thank me later.

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JesseQuinn feeding the wolves Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica Posts: 6,259	nothing tangible, instead gonna bask in the glow of amazement that we managed to get through some serious life ish without breaking. plus a close friend is gonna be here, that will be treat enough for us both then we're going to watch miami get his groove on while I film it for posterity __________________ throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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