What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?
 

What are you getting your significant other for Christmas?

i cunt a4d a significant other... :(

A new vacuum cleaner

We just re did the interior of our new house can't afford Christmas Presents!

I purse she wanted, expensive high heels she wanted (and I wanted for her), and just now.... Three tickets to Hamilton which are impossible to come by.

+1 :thumbsup

Being that I am a diehard romantic...Same as last year.

Hiring a twink for a loving 3 some with some light bondage for a little added holiday cheer!

Under Armour workout pants. They fit that ass like glove.

She's buying ME a present this year!

Hamilton :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

best ideas so far :thumbsup

shouldn't you tell us first :winkwink:

Happy Christmas Mark x

Now that I am over 40, have a gut, and make less money than I did 10 years ago the quality of the women I attract has suffered significantly and I just don't see the cost benefit of dating a woman past Thanksgiving. Ideally the best time is November 1st for emotional reasons so less women go nuts. If you end the relationship on 11/1 then you don't have to bring her around your family or worse spend a day with her family. You also get to save on all of the presents to her and her family. And of course saving money on Valentines Day is always painful if you are not really into the relationship. March is a good month to be getting back into the the scene. Rinse repeat. You young guys reading this wisdom are welcome. Thank me later.

I try to not have one for the holiday season ...

Meh. She already has 3. (She's a good woman!)


Somebody's getting a BJ on Christmas!



How romantic!


Dayum! You've got the right idea.




You caught me. I'm looking for ideas.

A shorter chain to keep her in the kitchen. LOL

Mine is getting a new model iWatch and iPad. Not sure why she wants the watch, but she does...so she's getting it.

She got me a new DJI Mavic Pro, so I have to step it up a notch.

a well thought out gift:2 cents::thumbsup

So far I've spent $1,500 on my other half. Chain and handcuffs to keep her vacuuming were small items. But great value. :1orglaugh

black tar and a meth pipe

you are going to get banned :helpme you spammed an adult forum :Oh crap

You don't need a chain. Women love the kitchen! Its where they think they're people!

My dick in a box

I bought the wife a mystery shopper.

Gave the daughter $100 bucks and told her to go buy her mother something nice.

A one way bus ticket to her mom's house

so an old ring box then

nothing tangible, instead gonna bask in the glow of amazement that we managed to get through some serious life ish without breaking. plus a close friend is gonna be here, that will be treat enough for us both

then we're going to watch miami get his groove on while I film it for posterity

quick, report him B-Snitchin!

I'll ask him what he wants - I just need to unzip...

He says he wants handcream.....

Damn. I wanted to write something like this. :1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Since I'm single, I'm getting gifts only for my close friends...

I think that the trip will be a good gift :upsidedow