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cherrylula · 04-01-2003, 09:43 PM

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
post some pics of your tats, Fletch.

admittedly, ive hid my tats on my arms in every pic ive taken for the board.

nothing to prove.

AWW - Kevin · 04-01-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

ive read the bible more than any of you christians.

PISS ON YOUR GOD.

maye you should have started with something you
can understand.....or better yet...some picture book,
go to amazon they have lots of them there

04-01-2003, 09:44 PM

hmm, talking about churches, let me find and upload something interesting.

quiet · 04-01-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by AWW - Kevin

maye you should have started with something you
can understand.....or better yet...some picture book,
go to amazon they have lots of them there

serious question: do you consider yourself a Christian?

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by jake2000xp
I am sorry Jeremy. Surely you did not expect much more from a largly secular forum.I would reccomend if you wish a serious response, organize your bible study outside of GFY, Also, if you are going to be serious about getting in touch with your maker, you should be prepared to give up your current occupation. I will stop here as the forest is thick for me personally at this point of my life, but is a lame april fools.......

Top 10 Things To Do In Church

* Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
* Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
* If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
* Dress all in black, or in camo.
* Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
*Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
* During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
* Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
* Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
* Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"

SilverTab · 04-01-2003, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF

Top 10 Things To Do In Church

* Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
* Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
* If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
* Dress all in black, or in camo.
* Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
*Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
* During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
* Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
* Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
* Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"

Thrawn$ · 04-01-2003, 09:47 PM

Ok christians is bullshit and the Bible was writen by some drunk English fag!

But who created us??

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
The only bible verse I know:

Ezechiel 25,17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp fiction fan?

OsirisID · 04-01-2003, 09:49 PM

I was born alright the first time...

HAIL, TO THE ANCIENT GOAT!!

AWW - Kevin · 04-01-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by quiet

serious question: do you consider yourself a Christian?

I do !

wonder what the next question is.....?

04-01-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF

Pulp fiction fan?

a true fan, indeed. my absolute favorite.

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

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3 Reasons Why I Love Being Christian

I love God. Here are three reasons why being Christian is great:
1) I don't have to worry about thinking for myself, because my priest thinks FOR me. You poor fools have to spend your days thinking about different perspectives, in order to make informed decisions. You fools with your rational thinking, ethics, logic and reason! If God wanted me to think for myself, he would have written it in the Bible.

2) The Bible promises that I'll be rewarded, for curtailing my enjoyment of THIS life, in my after-life. I don't really know what this after-life is going to be like, but my priest says, "You'll like it. Trust me. Please keep the donation-tray moving, my son." You guys, on the other hand, think that life should be lived to its fullest. Dorks.

3) I don't have to worry about being responsible for my actions, because my religion says that regardless of what atrocities I inflict on mankind, I'll be forgiven if I accept the Lord as my personal savior. HAAA-HAAA!!! You poor atheists would rather take responsibility for your own actions. Suckers! I love being Christian. It's so liberating not having to think for myself. I can't wait to see what happens when I die. Oh boy, I can't wait!
From: "Joe Christian"

Gman.357 · 04-01-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

gman, im not satnists, its the easuiest way to get a rise out of the ignorant.

anyone who knows anything about Satanism knows its nothing more than Selfism.

im beyond that.

I agree. I've also taken 4 years of Catholic Theology, and went to catholic school a good portion of my youth. The only thing I've learned is to never trust an organization whose main ideology is based on a "mystery".

04-01-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by AWW - Kevin

I do !

wonder what the next question is.....?

then wtf are you doing in this business...?

04-01-2003, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF

3 Reasons Why I Love Being Christian

I love God. Here are three reasons why being Christian is great:
1) I don't have to worry about thinking for myself, because my priest thinks FOR me. You poor fools have to spend your days thinking about different perspectives, in order to make informed decisions. You fools with your rational thinking, ethics, logic and reason! If God wanted me to think for myself, he would have written it in the Bible.

2) The Bible promises that I'll be rewarded, for curtailing my enjoyment of THIS life, in my after-life. I don't really know what this after-life is going to be like, but my priest says, "You'll like it. Trust me. Please keep the donation-tray moving, my son." You guys, on the other hand, think that life should be lived to its fullest. Dorks.

3) I don't have to worry about being responsible for my actions, because my religion says that regardless of what atrocities I inflict on mankind, I'll be forgiven if I accept the Lord as my personal savior. HAAA-HAAA!!! You poor atheists would rather take responsibility for your own actions. Suckers! I love being Christian. It's so liberating not having to think for myself. I can't wait to see what happens when I die. Oh boy, I can't wait!
From: "Joe Christian"

I am converting now. Where do I sign up?

04-01-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

admittedly, ive hid my tats on my arms in every pic ive taken for the board.

nothing to prove.

ok, I was jsut curious.

04-01-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox

I am converting now. Where do I sign up?

And give me your ref link so you get credit for my signup.

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by AWW - Kevin

maye you should have started with something you
can understand.....or better yet...some picture book,
go to amazon they have lots of them there

Notice how instead of creating a Theologian argument, the christian dog simply barks.

Thats the problem with christians nowadays, they have lost the vitality of the once potent faith they once possessed. Christianity has withered into a sorrowing tale of burnings, rapes, beheadings, and distractions, while the people that headed your clergy, were fucking your altar boys.

i had friends in catholic school, who were fucked by priests.

i will never, let that get in the way of focus.

you are all bad people, with a bad message, from a bad tongue, and you will one day meet the fate you so genrously shown, those who oppose your view.

every christmas your family weakens.

every xmas we grow stronger.

dont you understand youre nothing mroe than a fucking hypocrit? Some assjob who professes his adoration for a bleeding christ, while accepting his money from whore money.

You should really look at yourself clown.

youre the reason christianity, will fail.

pathetic. hopeless. and without a doubt no educatuion to back up your stance.

i seriously, wish we could burn you motherfuckers, like you did the pagans. sick bastards.

hope your children revolt against the very regime the christians donate to, and are willing to die for.

youll never win.

quiet · 04-01-2003, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by AWW - Kevin

I do !

wonder what the next question is.....?

i guess i'd wonder what mutation of Christianity you are apart of, in order to have those beliefs... yet at the same time (for example) sell teenagers getting fucked in the ass, girls swallowing cum, unprotected sex, sex before marriage, etc, etc, etc.

denial?

AWW - Kevin · 04-01-2003, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox

then wtf are you doing in this business...?

i never said i was a perfect christian, or that i go to
church....i used to go. . . . the last time was a few years ago.

anyway i hardly believe anyone here on GFY has the right to
judge me

SilverTab · 04-01-2003, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Thrawn$
Ok christians is bullshit and the Bible was writen by some drunk English fag!

But who created us??

Read this book instead of the bible

One of the best book i've read...

04-01-2003, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

i guess i'd wonder what mutation of Christianity you are apart of, in order to have those beliefs... yet at the same time (for example) sell teenagers getting fucked in the ass, girls swallowing cum, unprotected sex, sex before marriage, etc, etc, etc.

denial?

Just a fancy way of putting my question.

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 09:56 PM

What's your favorite bible passage?

Gutterboy's fav is:

Psalm 23:1 "The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want any other sheep."

Fletch's fav:

Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy shaft they comfort me.

My favorite:

Matthew 5:2 "And she opened her mouth, and taught them, saying, chug a lug, chug a lug, slurp, slurp...."

jake2000xp · 04-01-2003, 09:59 PM

JeremySF, what can I say man, was a lame thread, I would expect nothing less of you..

OsirisID · 04-01-2003, 09:59 PM

Hahah, there is NO such thing as a perfect christian.

Gman.357 · 04-01-2003, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

i guess i'd wonder what mutation of Christianity you are apart of, in order to have those beliefs... yet at the same time (for example) sell teenagers getting fucked in the ass, girls swallowing cum, unprotected sex, sex before marriage, etc, etc, etc.

denial?

Catholicism. Can be rife with contradiction, and based on the notion that there is no reason behind it's reasoning. Some followers don't know why they follow.

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by OsirisID
Hahah, there is NO such thing as a perfect christian.

yeah there is.

a dead one.

OsirisID · 04-01-2003, 10:02 PM

They follow because they're afraid that if they don't, their ever so loving god will throw them into a lake of fire for eternity.

Stupid bastards..

OsirisID · 04-01-2003, 10:03 PM

You have a point..

AWW - Kevin · 04-01-2003, 10:03 PM

Fletch...i'm not here to argue with you or convert you ! !

i realy don't care what you believe, looks to me you ARE
trying to convince ppl of your believe and what you've learned,
anyway that's fine with me too !

and your arguments that priest rape boys etc.... does that
proof that there is no God ?

If you buy bad meat....do stop eating meat or just change the butcher ?
my point is, not all christians and churches are good, does that
mean you have to stop believing ?

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeremySF

Fletch's fav:

Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy shaft they comfort me.

wrong.

St john 8:44

'Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.'

i more prefer the John Milton quote.

'better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.'

OsirisID · 04-01-2003, 10:04 PM

New Goatwhore this month man!!

What I'm looking forward to though is the new Vital Remains!

DECHRISTIANIZE!!!

quiet · 04-01-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Gman.357

Catholicism. Can be rife with contradiction, and based on the notion that there is no reason behind it's reasoning. Some followers don't know why they follow.

well no shit. but you can look at many/most religions and come to that same conclusion. i was interested in Kevin's perspective, since he says he's a Christian (which definitely takes some balls), and yet also works in our industry. every day.

just conversation...

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by jake2000xp
JeremySF, what can I say man, was a lame thread, I would expect nothing less of you..

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 10:12 PM

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Fletch...i'm not here to argue with you or convert you ! !

You couldnt convert me with a sword to my throat.

Have you forgotten thats how your ancestors fucked and raped pagans to belief?

Need I remind you of the horrors your church has done to instill its place in history.

You cant debate that babykiller.

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i realy don't care what you believe, looks to me you ARE
trying to convince ppl of your believe and what you've learned,
anyway that's fine with me too !

bahh bahh you sound like any sheep. Do you count them at night before you or after you check your stats? What a hypocrit loser. You are shallow ars the doctrine you follow and every post you make clarifies this.

You are a hardcore christian but you pay your bills with LUST.

your god would be proud.

People like you would have been stoned to death by the same people you claim your brethren.

again I urge you to pick up a book you dumb fuck.

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and your arguments that priest rape boys etc.... does that
proof that there is no God ?

Theres proof they fuck boys, show me otherwise nazarene.

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If you buy bad meat....do stop eating meat or just change the butcher ?
my point is, not all christians and churches are good, does that
mean you have to stop believing ?

look, no matter what youre nothing more than a shallow hypocrit who collects money from sin and preaches and prays against it.

you are a liar to yourself, mankind and your church.

your clergy should hang you publically.

think about what you do.

you live sex, but you dream christianity. Youre a hypocrit. A joke. fodder for the gods. Youre a grunt in a biblical war.

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by OsirisID
New Goatwhore this month man!!

What I'm looking forward to though is the new Vital Remains!

DECHRISTIANIZE!!!

yopu know Goatwhore?

I bleed this.

04-01-2003, 10:15 PM

LoL Fletch going all out. Gotta love it.

04-01-2003, 10:16 PM

I rather worry about stats than if God will forgive me after my death. Fuck that. I don't have an influence on my afterlife, but I sure do have an influence on my stats.

51_b · 04-01-2003, 10:16 PM

JESUS LOVES PORN

http://www.jesuslovesporn.net

hehehe

Thats what I think of Christianity... Enjoy

quiet · 04-01-2003, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
I rather worry about stats than if God will forgive me after my death. Fuck that. I don't have an influence on my afterlife, but I sure do have an influence on my stats.

i've reset all your stats to zero.

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
LoL Fletch going all out. Gotta love it.

damn, we obviously struck a cord with Fletch.

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

...

Fletch....

Christians are people. There are good Christians and there are bad Christians, and those that think of themselves as good Christians are usually wrong.

quiet · 04-01-2003, 10:27 PM

anyway.

i'm interested in how you can be promoting sex outside of marriage, with young girls, who will swallow cum, take cum in the face, take cock in the ass, swap cum, do ass-to-mouth, etc... and yet be some sort of Christian. LOL.

Deciding to work in this industry is 100% pre-mediated. Saying that there is "no perfect Christian", is a joke... in terms of working in porn each day. no?

AWW - Kevin · 04-01-2003, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Have you forgotten thats how your ancestors fucked and raped pagans to belief?

so they're my ancestors now, not yours ? LOL

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Need I remind you of the horrors your church has done to instill its place in history. [/B]

"my church" ?? all i said is that i believe in god, not that
i belong to a church !

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You cant debate that babykiller.
bahh bahh you sound like any sheep. Do you count them at night before you or after you check your stats? What a hypocrit loser. [/B]

after i check stats

OsirisID · 04-01-2003, 10:31 PM

Actually yeah, I was friends with Sammy before he was in Goatwhore..

Don't guess you remember me to well.. Guess that's what happens when I only post every now and then..

Did you ever get a copy of the Acid Bath double live bootleg DVD? It's pretty badass..

AWW - Kevin · 04-01-2003, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
anyway.

i'm interested in how you can be promoting sex outside of marriage, with young girls, who will swallow cum, take cum in the face, take cock in the ass, swap cum, do ass-to-mouth, etc... and yet be some sort of Christian. LOL.

Working in this industry is 100% pre-mediated. Saying that, 'there's no perfect Christian' is a joke... in terms of working in porn each day. no?

so you're saying i'm not a christian and that i don't believe
in god ?

some of our soldiers are (as they claim) christians, how can they
go to war and kill people ? are you calling all of them hypocrits
too ? ( i'm not !)

Fletch XXX · 04-01-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF
[B]

Fletch....

Christians are people.

no they are not.

they are nazis, their only way of confrontation is assimilation, they have no understanding of other cultures, they think 'their way is the way' the Iraq war is proof, and their way is the only way.

i studied under nuns in catholic school for more than a decade, there is nothing more challenging than having a christian teacher as a science professor. Same as disturbing at a christian porn webmaster.

i quickly caught on to how they hide things.

how can you be a christian science professor?

everything i believe is based on or against the christian religion.

science itself proves otherwise.

if Oxymoron was ever a synonym for christian now is the day and Bible Belt wearing Kevin wears it well.

therefore i find it startling that inbred whites still raise the flag of christ and wave the sword of damocles no longer at the side of the gasping bastard, but to us americans who chose the right to no longer believe in that shit.

then they come here and kill the natives, bleeding yet once another native, pagan oriented god.

I have both original pagan blood and native american blood in me, take your christ and your fucking eucharist back to England bitch.

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There are good Christians and there are bad Christians, and those that think of themselves as good Christians are usually wrong.

no there is not.

all christians are bad people.

nazis I urge you. nazis.

bhutocracy · 04-01-2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I believe this industry is the devils industry.

Nah.. god created people to fuck. It's no more evil than a photo of someone breathing.

JeremySF · 04-01-2003, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

Nah.. god created people to fuck. It's no more evil than a photo of someone breathing.

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JeremySF Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,236	What's your favorite bible passage? Gutterboy's fav is: Psalm 23:1 "The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want any other sheep." Fletch's fav: Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy shaft they comfort me. My favorite: Matthew 5:2 "And she opened her mouth, and taught them, saying, chug a lug, chug a lug, slurp, slurp...." __________________ ICQ: 176050593 / AIM: JerSF2000 "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ---------------------------------------------

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	hmm, talking about churches, let me find and upload something interesting.

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AWW - Kevin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: AdultWebmasterInfo Posts: 2,353	Fletch...i'm not here to argue with you or convert you ! ! i realy don't care what you believe, looks to me you ARE trying to convince ppl of your believe and what you've learned, anyway that's fine with me too ! and your arguments that priest rape boys etc.... does that proof that there is no God ? If you buy bad meat....do stop eating meat or just change the butcher ? my point is, not all christians and churches are good, does that mean you have to stop believing ?

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I rather worry about stats than if God will forgive me after my death. Fuck that. I don't have an influence on my afterlife, but I sure do have an influence on my stats.

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51_b Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 17	JESUS LOVES PORN http://www.jesuslovesporn.net hehehe Thats what I think of Christianity... Enjoy

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	anyway. i'm interested in how you can be promoting sex outside of marriage, with young girls, who will swallow cum, take cum in the face, take cock in the ass, swap cum, do ass-to-mouth, etc... and yet be some sort of Christian. LOL. Deciding to work in this industry is 100% pre-mediated. Saying that there is "no perfect Christian", is a joke... in terms of working in porn each day. no? Last edited by quiet; 04-01-2003 at 10:30 PM..

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