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Originally posted by jake2000xp
I am sorry Jeremy. Surely you did not expect much more from a largly secular forum.I would reccomend if you wish a serious response, organize your bible study outside of GFY, Also, if you are going to be serious about getting in touch with your maker, you should be prepared to give up your current occupation. I will stop here as the forest is thick for me personally at this point of my life, but is a lame april fools.......
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Top 10 Things To Do In Church
* Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
* Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
* If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
* Dress all in black, or in camo.
* Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
*Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
* During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
* Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
* Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
* Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"