The Adult Traffic Generator Traffic Giveaway Contest: The Top 10 Finalists. - GoFuckYourself.com

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 04:23 PM

I want to thank everyone that participated in my contest. There were a number of great posts, but I had to narrow it down to the 10 I thought were the funniest ones.

Vote for the post you think is the funniest. The top 3 people with the most votes are our winners!

Good luck guys.

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 04:28 PM

#1) Corporate Affairs - Submitted by RevBuddyLove.

It was my second or third day on the job at a software development firm in Atlanta. All day long I'm getting emails from my new boss, a very serious mba wannabe middle aged middle management type chick about the current project, and also getting emails from my wife just about stupid everyday shit. Long story shortened: I reply to my wife along these lines (I don't remember exactly what I said, but this is close) :
"Foxy,
Why don't we catch a flick tonight.
Maybe you'll get lucky. Hubba hubba ;)"

As I'm sure you guessed, I had hit reply to the wrong email.

Moments later there came a very terse reply about how her husband would probably not appreciate it and so on.

The shittiest part was that I just sounded like more of a dog when I denied it to her. Yeah right pal, it was meant for your wife, sure.
The office was evry tense for a while.

The end.

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#2) Suicide Solution - Submitted by Hybrid.

I once wrote a very depressing suicide note as a 'concept story' for a site called Themestream. Themestream was a site where writers could submit short stories, and other people could submit comments on your writing/story.

Next day, I had the cops bust into my apartment while I was sleeping. They said they recieved a call from someone on that site that I was going to kill myself.

I was standing there in my boxers pissed as hell as the cop turned her head into the living room and saw my glass bong with a sack sitting right next to it.

The fuckers gave me a ticket right there, and took my shit.

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#3) Mistaken Identity - Submitted by Matty.

17 years old -- driving a honda civic ex 5spd w/ a little work done under the hood.

My friend tells me hes going out to the next town over to pick something up (herb) anyway, i figure, what the hell, im gonna go pick on him on the road... So i wait like down this deserted road on the corner for a while, i was thinking, pull out right in back of him and bug him out kinda thing...

So im sitting there for like 10 minutes, and all of a sudden, i see the jeep w/ the thule roof rack coming down the road... I rip out behind him bangin threw the gears, end up passing him in a crazy furey, hes honking his horn, swerving, you know, playing along. Corner comes up, i must take this corner every day, 3 times a day, im doing 85, start to downshift into 4th, corner comes up i spin out, car does a 180, rear goes into a telephone pole, knocked that over, and smashed the rear of my car up to where i was sitting in the drivers seat... Jeep pulls up behind me as im climbing out my wrecked drivers side window. Out yells, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?"

Definatly wasnt my friend but another driver, man i thought to myslef, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!

Then my friend pulls up to the accident scene was like, Dude, what the hell...

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#4) Chokin' on Chicken Shit - Submitted by Choker.

When I was 7 years old I visited my grandpa's farm in South Carolina. He had a chicken farm (go figure). Anyway I was having a good ole time running up and down the walkways inside one of the long chicken coops yelling at the chickens, making them go crazy. It was a sheltered pen with a concrete walkway with chicken pens on both sides above the ground. Well one of those machines that goes along the concrete walkway and scoops up the eggs was coming at me pretty fast. As I could not see the driver, I was sure he could not see me. So I figured my best bet was to run around the machine thru the mud under the chicken pens. After wading thru mud up to my neck I did manage to get around the machine and avoid being flattened. It was not until 30 minutes later that I realized that the mud was not actually mud.

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#5) Porn Peddler - Submitted by Va2k.

I think the most wait the TOP moment was when I got caught selling my dick to phat women for money. My house got raided my picture was in the newspaper * 7 str8 days front page* I was the butt of all jokes on the moring raido stations, In big bold letters on the Front of the paper Couple busted for selling sex ONLINE,

I was on the news fuck even cnn picked it up, Had jerry springer ringing my phone all the talk shows and yea I had to go on montel williams that was the 2nd moment in my life supprisd i didnt fall out on the stage from being so fucked up. yeap that was the worse time.

The raido station fm 99 wnor wanted to go out to mt trashmore in norfolk va and fly a banner to get our sex toys back from the police, have hamburgers hot dogs *in the shape of sex toys* and they were going to name it Mt TomMore/MtTenaya day. It was really fucked up! Had collage kids comming over to sit down and talk to us something for a initiation week *shrugs* Had guys from the strip clubs begging us yes MY phat ass to, to work with them and dance together at their clubs I WOULD say this was the worse time in my life *shrugs*

Now I peddel porn what a life eh?
HEHE

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Turboface · 03-31-2003, 04:28 PM

#6) Filthy Foursome - Submitted by Fishfusion-X

my (ex) girlfriend and i were having some beers at a party when her friends(all girls) said that they wanted to see something nasty...

so after a few more beers, we decided to check into a motel nearby. me and my gf got it going and we started fooling around. i was thinking, shit, this could be my chance to get it on with 3 hot chicks at the same time.

when my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, it turns out i had too many peanuts and too much gas. i couldn't keep it any longer so i farted. hey, i didn't think it would be that loud and that smelly.. but it came out worse... and as it turns out, my gf, had too many beers so she puked all over my balls and thighs..

i broke up with her the next day. at least her friends got the nasty part right..

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#7) Upset Tummy - Submitted by MattO.

Once I was drinking at Max Fish and I started feeling sick. I got up to go to the bathroom, swooning. It was a busy weekend night and there was a line to the bathroom.
Now in this bar, the bathroom doors are in a brightly lit area right next to the pool table.
I asked the guy in front of the line if I could please go ahead of him, I think I'm gunna be sick, etc. He told me no. I stood there, confused, then proceeded to vomit all over myself, in front of about 50 people.
I stopped caring and let it just pout out of my mouth, running down my face onto my clothes.
Needless to say he let me cut in front of him then.

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#8) She Went Down More Often Than Prohosters - Submitted by StupidNewbie.

While in my first year of highschool my family uprooted and moved to a filthy little town named Lebanon PA. 3/4 of the school year already finished I had no friends, nothing to do, and not even a hint of attraction from any girl in the entire school. After a month or so I get the notion this girl Lindsey has the hots for my scrawny, pale, irish ass so I take action on it and go to her house after school. Things heat up, as they had a tendency to do with this girl - she went down more often then prohosters - and for the first time since I'd left New York I'm getting head ~ out-fucking-standing!

:: thump :: thump :: thump :: a progressive thump/shuffle combination came from the downstairs hallway.

I meeped out "wait, i think someone's coming" but alas she continued to suck ~ I wasn't really going to argue at that point.

Her mom must have timed it perfectly because right as I climaxed the door swung open, Lindsey's head popped up, and I came all over everything ~ chin,hands,my shirt, her bed, everything. So there we met, eye to eye as I had just given her daughter an unintentional facial... it was silent.

Never in my life have I been so embarassed ~ I was frozen, my cock still in her hand twitching and purple - cum everywhere.

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#9) A Touch of Class - Submitted by Muff.

The most embarrasing moment of my life happened when I was in the ninth grade. We were all in health class and everyone was just sitting around quietly or sitting with their head down on the desk, because it was the end of the year and we were all relaxing.

Everything was quiet when I bent over because I had dropped the pencil I was doodling with. I didn't even feel it coming... the loudest boom wave ever heard. My nightmare: I farted in my classroom in front of everyone.

All of a sudden everyone was looking in my direction. They still didn't know exactly where it came from, and I was hoping they wouldn't ever find out. I had to think quick, so I blamed it on the girl next to me. Everyone believed me, until the moment when I thought I would die.

First I was laughing with everyone else. But as soon as I did, an even louder fart came out and again I didn't even feel it coming. And all of a sudden I felt a pain... it was diarrhea.

Luckily no one heard that one with all the laughing going on, but I got up to go to the trashcan and everyone started laughing at me. When I had farted not just gas had come out, and now it was all over the back of my white shorts.

"A big shit stain!" this girl kept shouting out, pointing at me. This girl just kept saying "Ooh, gross! The whole glass broke into laughter including the teacher. Needless to stay I take the rest of the day off and prayed it would't haunt me forever.

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#10) Unhappy Trails - Submitted by Sexentertain_jesse.

in highschool i went and crashed at my friends parents house after a party. i was trashed and ended up shitting myself and puking all over the kitchen. i left a trail of shit from the bathroom to the bedroom, then passed out for the night. i awoke to the sounds of my friends mom screaming in horror at the mess i had left. i was never allowed back in the house.

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 04:34 PM

Also, this poll will close at 6pm EST tomorrow, Tuesday.

I will announce the winners then.

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 07:41 PM

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to bump this every now and then.

Luc Duboi · 03-31-2003, 07:49 PM

where is my joke ?

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luc Duboi
where is my joke ?

You are a joke.

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 10:01 PM

Ok, people - You can start voting now.

03-31-2003, 10:03 PM

it's time for Lensman to close this thread. he's seemed to have this tick lately ....

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
it's time for Lensman to close this thread. he's seemed to have this tick lately ....

Equinox - Keep your pants on. All is well. You must have not read my main contest thread.

No one is having any problems with me doing this contest, except for you.

03-31-2003, 10:29 PM

hey Turbo - the rant was not towards you but against Lens' recent behavior. I ain't got nothing against your contest at all, I think it's pretty cool myself.

Turboface · 03-31-2003, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
hey Turbo - the rant was not towards you but against Lens' recent behavior. I ain't got nothing against your contest at all, I think it's pretty cool myself.

Oh, cool (Sorry).

nofx · 03-31-2003, 11:09 PM

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 01:24 AM

Ok, so far we've got RevBuddyLove is in the lead with 8 votes, followed by Choker with 5 votes, and StupidNewbie trailing with 4 votes.

There's about 14 hours left before I close the poll, so it's still anyone's game.

Just in case there is a tie for any of the three prizes, I will just pick the one that I like better.

Come on guys, vote!

hybrid · 04-01-2003, 01:29 AM

Please vote for my shit? It was'nt the funnier of the 2 I submitted, but I sure could use the traffic.

i'm such a whore

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid
Please vote for my shit? It was'nt the funnier of the 2 I submitted, but I sure could use the traffic.

i'm such a whore

You've got 2 votes so far.

You did remember to vote for yourself, right?

applejacks · 04-01-2003, 02:37 AM

#8) She Went Down More Often Than Prohosters - Submitted by StupidNewbie.

This is Funny!!

StupidNewbie · 04-01-2003, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid
Please vote for my shit? It was'nt the funnier of the 2 I submitted, but I sure could use the traffic.

i'm such a whore

I think actually choker could use the traffic more than anyone.

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StupidNewbie

I think actually choker could use the traffic more than anyone.

Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 01:06 PM

There's just 3 hours left.

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 02:43 PM

StupidNewbie and Choker are now tied for second place - and there is a three way tie for third.

Vote people!

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 03:19 PM

There's about 45 minutes left in the contest!

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 03:32 PM

30 minutes ...

hybrid · 04-01-2003, 03:50 PM

C'mon you lazy fucks, Turbo was cool enough to throw an awesome contest like this - and not fuck it up; the LEAST GFY can do is vote to break the ties.

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 04:01 PM

5 minutes...

revbuddylove · 04-01-2003, 04:16 PM

My clock says it's 6:16 est, does that mean I am a winner?
It looks like a nasty deadlock for 2nd and 3rd....

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by revbuddylove
My clock says it's 6:16 est, does that mean I am a winner?
It looks like a nasty deadlock for 2nd and 3rd....

Yes - You won the grand prize - 50,000 visitors!

As I stated before, in the event of a tie (which there is for the 2nds and 3rd place prizes), I will decide the winners.

I'll be back in a few minutes with my decisions.

Muff · 04-01-2003, 05:03 PM

My story left permanent mental scars for life. I don't think I could recover if I can't profit from it.

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 06:32 PM

Here are the winners of the contest!

FIRST PLACE (50,000 Uniques): Corporate Affairs - Submitted by RevBuddyLove.
SECOND PLACE (30,000 Uniques): A Touch of Class - Submitted by Muff.
THIRD PLACE (10,000 Uniques): Porn Peddler - Submitted by Va2k.

There was a three way tie for both second and third place. So, as I said before, I was going to have to decide the winners if there were any ties.

For second place, there was a tie between Choker, Muff, and StupidNewbie. I picked Muff. That has got to be pretty fuckin embarrassing to shit your pants in school - hehe.

For third place, there was a tie between Hybrid, Matty, and Va2k. I picked Va2k, because I contacted him to see if what he said actually happened - and it did!

Sorry it had to come down to me having to do it this way, but with the low turnout for the voting (There were only 32 votes), there was bound to be ties.

So, congratulations to the winners. All you have to do is to post your email address in this thread and I will be in touch with you with details on your traffic prizes!

Thanks to everyone that participated. I'll be doing some other kind of traffic giveaway, with higher amounts of traffic, sometime on the near future.

hybrid · 04-01-2003, 06:41 PM

Yeah, well, close only counts when it comes to horseshoes and handgrenades. Maybe next time.

Thanks for the cool contest anyway, Turboface. And yes, I would have made the same choices for the winners....that sucks Tom.

Va2k · 04-01-2003, 07:41 PM

HOLY SHIT ya mean i finaly won a contest?? turbo ya fucking rock man I allways thought these gfy contest were rigged or bogus kick ass, send all hits to my pay site I will give 1 signup for every 2 signsups i make via paypal since I won

wait um APRIL FOOLS lol but for real thanks mate I can't belive I won... Hope this traffic is good I will post and keep everyone updated on how it does..

TOM

Muff · 04-01-2003, 09:20 PM

Sweet Turbo,

[email protected] Or I will shoot you an ICQ tommorow morning when I get into the office.

Congrats to the other winners.

revbuddylove · 04-01-2003, 10:46 PM

Sweet indeed.

The traffic will be going to my wife (just like my money does

) you can email her at:

lara AT laraslinks.com

Thanks again.
Congrats to everyone that won.

Turboface · 04-01-2003, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by revbuddylove
Sweet indeed.

The traffic will be going to my wife (just like my money does ) you can email her at:

lara AT laraslinks.com

Thanks again.
Congrats to everyone that won.

No problem.

I just have to ask - What's up with the 'Rev'?

View Poll Results: The Adult Traffic Generator, Traffic Contest Finals.
#1) Corporate Affairs - Submitted by RevBuddyLove.	9	26.47%
#2) Suicide Solution - Submitted by Hybrid.	2	5.88%
#3) Mistaken Identity - Submitted by Matty.	2	5.88%
#4) Chokin' on Chicken Shit - Submitted by Choker.	5	14.71%
#5) Porn Peddler - Submitted by Va2k.	2	5.88%
#6) Filthy Foursome - Submitted by Fishfusion-X	2	5.88%
#7) Upset Tummy - Submitted by MattO.	0	0%
#8) She Went Down More Often Than Prohosters - Submitted by StupidNewbie.	6	17.65%
#9) A Touch of Class - Submitted by Muff.	5	14.71%
#10) Unhappy Trails - Submitted by Sexentertain_jesse.	1	2.94%
Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

03-31-2003, 11:09 PM	#13
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	#9 __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

04-01-2003, 01:24 AM	#14
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Ok, so far we've got RevBuddyLove is in the lead with 8 votes, followed by Choker with 5 votes, and StupidNewbie trailing with 4 votes. There's about 14 hours left before I close the poll, so it's still anyone's game. Just in case there is a tie for any of the three prizes, I will just pick the one that I like better. Come on guys, vote! __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

04-01-2003, 02:37 AM	#17
applejacks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: GPWC Posts: 750	#8) She Went Down More Often Than Prohosters - Submitted by StupidNewbie. This is Funny!! __________________ <A href="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/adult/"><img src="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/banners2/graphics/se-120x60-001.gif" border="0"></a>

04-01-2003, 01:06 PM	#20
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	There's just 3 hours left. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

03-31-2003, 04:23 PM	#1
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	The Adult Traffic Generator Traffic Giveaway Contest: The Top 10 Finalists. I want to thank everyone that participated in my contest. There were a number of great posts, but I had to narrow it down to the 10 I thought were the funniest ones. Vote for the post you think is the funniest. The top 3 people with the most votes are our winners! Good luck guys. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

03-31-2003, 04:28 PM	#2
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	#1) Corporate Affairs - Submitted by RevBuddyLove. It was my second or third day on the job at a software development firm in Atlanta. All day long I'm getting emails from my new boss, a very serious mba wannabe middle aged middle management type chick about the current project, and also getting emails from my wife just about stupid everyday shit. Long story shortened: I reply to my wife along these lines (I don't remember exactly what I said, but this is close) : "Foxy, Why don't we catch a flick tonight. Maybe you'll get lucky. Hubba hubba ;)" As I'm sure you guessed, I had hit reply to the wrong email. Moments later there came a very terse reply about how her husband would probably not appreciate it and so on. The shittiest part was that I just sounded like more of a dog when I denied it to her. Yeah right pal, it was meant for your wife, sure. The office was evry tense for a while. The end. ************************************* #2) Suicide Solution - Submitted by Hybrid. I once wrote a very depressing suicide note as a 'concept story' for a site called Themestream. Themestream was a site where writers could submit short stories, and other people could submit comments on your writing/story. Next day, I had the cops bust into my apartment while I was sleeping. They said they recieved a call from someone on that site that I was going to kill myself. I was standing there in my boxers pissed as hell as the cop turned her head into the living room and saw my glass bong with a sack sitting right next to it. The fuckers gave me a ticket right there, and took my shit. *********************************** #3) Mistaken Identity - Submitted by Matty. 17 years old -- driving a honda civic ex 5spd w/ a little work done under the hood. My friend tells me hes going out to the next town over to pick something up (herb) anyway, i figure, what the hell, im gonna go pick on him on the road... So i wait like down this deserted road on the corner for a while, i was thinking, pull out right in back of him and bug him out kinda thing... So im sitting there for like 10 minutes, and all of a sudden, i see the jeep w/ the thule roof rack coming down the road... I rip out behind him bangin threw the gears, end up passing him in a crazy furey, hes honking his horn, swerving, you know, playing along. Corner comes up, i must take this corner every day, 3 times a day, im doing 85, start to downshift into 4th, corner comes up i spin out, car does a 180, rear goes into a telephone pole, knocked that over, and smashed the rear of my car up to where i was sitting in the drivers seat... Jeep pulls up behind me as im climbing out my wrecked drivers side window. Out yells, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?" Definatly wasnt my friend but another driver, man i thought to myslef, WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! Then my friend pulls up to the accident scene was like, Dude, what the hell... *********************************** #4) Chokin' on Chicken Shit - Submitted by Choker. When I was 7 years old I visited my grandpa's farm in South Carolina. He had a chicken farm (go figure). Anyway I was having a good ole time running up and down the walkways inside one of the long chicken coops yelling at the chickens, making them go crazy. It was a sheltered pen with a concrete walkway with chicken pens on both sides above the ground. Well one of those machines that goes along the concrete walkway and scoops up the eggs was coming at me pretty fast. As I could not see the driver, I was sure he could not see me. So I figured my best bet was to run around the machine thru the mud under the chicken pens. After wading thru mud up to my neck I did manage to get around the machine and avoid being flattened. It was not until 30 minutes later that I realized that the mud was not actually mud. ************************************* #5) Porn Peddler - Submitted by Va2k. I think the most wait the TOP moment was when I got caught selling my dick to phat women for money. My house got raided my picture was in the newspaper * 7 str8 days front page* I was the butt of all jokes on the moring raido stations, In big bold letters on the Front of the paper Couple busted for selling sex ONLINE, I was on the news fuck even cnn picked it up, Had jerry springer ringing my phone all the talk shows and yea I had to go on montel williams that was the 2nd moment in my life supprisd i didnt fall out on the stage from being so fucked up. yeap that was the worse time. The raido station fm 99 wnor wanted to go out to mt trashmore in norfolk va and fly a banner to get our sex toys back from the police, have hamburgers hot dogs in the shape of sex toys and they were going to name it Mt TomMore/MtTenaya day. It was really fucked up! Had collage kids comming over to sit down and talk to us something for a initiation week shrugs Had guys from the strip clubs begging us yes MY phat ass to, to work with them and dance together at their clubs I WOULD say this was the worse time in my life shrugs Now I peddel porn what a life eh? HEHE ************************************* __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites**

03-31-2003, 04:34 PM	#4
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Also, this poll will close at 6pm EST tomorrow, Tuesday. I will announce the winners then. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

03-31-2003, 07:41 PM	#5
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Sorry, but I'm gonna have to bump this every now and then. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

03-31-2003, 07:49 PM	#6
Luc Duboi So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,881	where is my joke ?

03-31-2003, 10:01 PM	#8
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Ok, people - You can start voting now. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

03-31-2003, 10:03 PM	#9
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	it's time for Lensman to close this thread. he's seemed to have this tick lately ....

03-31-2003, 10:29 PM	#11
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	hey Turbo - the rant was not towards you but against Lens' recent behavior. I ain't got nothing against your contest at all, I think it's pretty cool myself.

04-01-2003, 01:29 AM	#15
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	Please vote for my shit? It was'nt the funnier of the 2 I submitted, but I sure could use the traffic. i'm such a whore

04-01-2003, 02:43 PM	#21
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	StupidNewbie and Choker are now tied for second place - and there is a three way tie for third. Vote people! __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

04-01-2003, 03:19 PM	#22
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	There's about 45 minutes left in the contest! __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

04-01-2003, 03:32 PM	#23
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	30 minutes ... __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

04-01-2003, 03:50 PM	#24
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	C'mon you lazy fucks, Turbo was cool enough to throw an awesome contest like this - and not fuck it up; the LEAST GFY can do is vote to break the ties.

04-01-2003, 04:01 PM	#25
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	5 minutes... __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

04-01-2003, 04:16 PM	#26
revbuddylove Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In the hizouse... Posts: 402	My clock says it's 6:16 est, does that mean I am a winner? It looks like a nasty deadlock for 2nd and 3rd.... __________________ -Rev. Buddy Love Code Monkey at Adult.com

04-01-2003, 05:03 PM	#28
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	My story left permanent mental scars for life. I don't think I could recover if I can't profit from it.

04-01-2003, 06:32 PM	#29
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Here are the winners of the contest! FIRST PLACE (50,000 Uniques): Corporate Affairs - Submitted by RevBuddyLove. SECOND PLACE (30,000 Uniques): A Touch of Class - Submitted by Muff. THIRD PLACE (10,000 Uniques): Porn Peddler - Submitted by Va2k. There was a three way tie for both second and third place. So, as I said before, I was going to have to decide the winners if there were any ties. For second place, there was a tie between Choker, Muff, and StupidNewbie. I picked Muff. That has got to be pretty fuckin embarrassing to shit your pants in school - hehe. For third place, there was a tie between Hybrid, Matty, and Va2k. I picked Va2k, because I contacted him to see if what he said actually happened - and it did! Sorry it had to come down to me having to do it this way, but with the low turnout for the voting (There were only 32 votes), there was bound to be ties. So, congratulations to the winners. All you have to do is to post your email address in this thread and I will be in touch with you with details on your traffic prizes! Thanks to everyone that participated. I'll be doing some other kind of traffic giveaway, with higher amounts of traffic, sometime on the near future. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites Last edited by Turboface; 04-01-2003 at 06:34 PM..

04-01-2003, 06:41 PM	#30
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	Yeah, well, close only counts when it comes to horseshoes and handgrenades. Maybe next time. Thanks for the cool contest anyway, Turboface. And yes, I would have made the same choices for the winners....that sucks Tom.

04-01-2003, 07:41 PM	#31
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	HOLY SHIT ya mean i finaly won a contest?? turbo ya fucking rock man I allways thought these gfy contest were rigged or bogus kick ass, send all hits to my pay site I will give 1 signup for every 2 signsups i make via paypal since I won wait um APRIL FOOLS lol but for real thanks mate I can't belive I won... Hope this traffic is good I will post and keep everyone updated on how it does.. TOM __________________

04-01-2003, 09:20 PM	#32
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	Sweet Turbo, [email protected] Or I will shoot you an ICQ tommorow morning when I get into the office. Congrats to the other winners.

04-01-2003, 10:46 PM	#33
revbuddylove Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: In the hizouse... Posts: 402	Sweet indeed. The traffic will be going to my wife (just like my money does ) you can email her at: lara AT laraslinks.com Thanks again. Congrats to everyone that won. __________________ -Rev. Buddy Love Code Monkey at Adult.com