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#6) Filthy Foursome - Submitted by Fishfusion-X
my (ex) girlfriend and i were having some beers at a party when her friends(all girls) said that they wanted to see something nasty...
so after a few more beers, we decided to check into a motel nearby. me and my gf got it going and we started fooling around. i was thinking, shit, this could be my chance to get it on with 3 hot chicks at the same time.
when my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, it turns out i had too many peanuts and too much gas. i couldn't keep it any longer so i farted. hey, i didn't think it would be that loud and that smelly.. but it came out worse... and as it turns out, my gf, had too many beers so she puked all over my balls and thighs..
i broke up with her the next day. at least her friends got the nasty part right..
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#7) Upset Tummy - Submitted by MattO.
Once I was drinking at Max Fish and I started feeling sick. I got up to go to the bathroom, swooning. It was a busy weekend night and there was a line to the bathroom.
Now in this bar, the bathroom doors are in a brightly lit area right next to the pool table.
I asked the guy in front of the line if I could please go ahead of him, I think I'm gunna be sick, etc. He told me no. I stood there, confused, then proceeded to vomit all over myself, in front of about 50 people.
I stopped caring and let it just pout out of my mouth, running down my face onto my clothes.
Needless to say he let me cut in front of him then.
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#8) She Went Down More Often Than Prohosters - Submitted by StupidNewbie.
While in my first year of highschool my family uprooted and moved to a filthy little town named Lebanon PA. 3/4 of the school year already finished I had no friends, nothing to do, and not even a hint of attraction from any girl in the entire school. After a month or so I get the notion this girl Lindsey has the hots for my scrawny, pale, irish ass so I take action on it and go to her house after school. Things heat up, as they had a tendency to do with this girl - she went down more often then prohosters - and for the first time since I'd left New York I'm getting head ~ out-fucking-standing!
:: thump :: thump :: thump :: a progressive thump/shuffle combination came from the downstairs hallway.
I meeped out "wait, i think someone's coming" but alas she continued to suck ~ I wasn't really going to argue at that point.
Her mom must have timed it perfectly because right as I climaxed the door swung open, Lindsey's head popped up, and I came all over everything ~ chin,hands,my shirt, her bed, everything. So there we met, eye to eye as I had just given her daughter an unintentional facial... it was silent.
Never in my life have I been so embarassed ~ I was frozen, my cock still in her hand twitching and purple - cum everywhere.
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#9) A Touch of Class - Submitted by Muff.
The most embarrasing moment of my life happened when I was in the ninth grade. We were all in health class and everyone was just sitting around quietly or sitting with their head down on the desk, because it was the end of the year and we were all relaxing.
Everything was quiet when I bent over because I had dropped the pencil I was doodling with. I didn't even feel it coming... the loudest boom wave ever heard. My nightmare: I farted in my classroom in front of everyone.
All of a sudden everyone was looking in my direction. They still didn't know exactly where it came from, and I was hoping they wouldn't ever find out. I had to think quick, so I blamed it on the girl next to me. Everyone believed me, until the moment when I thought I would die.
First I was laughing with everyone else. But as soon as I did, an even louder fart came out and again I didn't even feel it coming. And all of a sudden I felt a pain... it was diarrhea.
Luckily no one heard that one with all the laughing going on, but I got up to go to the trashcan and everyone started laughing at me. When I had farted not just gas had come out, and now it was all over the back of my white shorts.
"A big shit stain!" this girl kept shouting out, pointing at me. This girl just kept saying "Ooh, gross! The whole glass broke into laughter including the teacher. Needless to stay I take the rest of the day off and prayed it would't haunt me forever.
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#10) Unhappy Trails - Submitted by Sexentertain_jesse.
in highschool i went and crashed at my friends parents house after a party. i was trashed and ended up shitting myself and puking all over the kitchen. i left a trail of shit from the bathroom to the bedroom, then passed out for the night. i awoke to the sounds of my friends mom screaming in horror at the mess i had left. i was never allowed back in the house.
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