Cologroup? What the hell happened with the site design?!?!?! - GoFuckYourself.com

NoCarrier · 03-31-2003, 03:51 PM

LOL! http://www.cologroup.com

Is this a joke or what?

The virtual servers are back and the design really suck.

WTF?

candyflip · 03-31-2003, 03:53 PM

April Fool's is tomorrow

After taking a look at that, I sure hope it's a joke.

mule · 03-31-2003, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
LOL! http://www.cologroup.com

Is this a joke or what?

The virtual servers are back and the design really suck.

WTF?

Yep, that design looks like a TennisAss original

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 03:55 PM

LiveDose · 03-31-2003, 03:57 PM

hehe...

eroswebmaster · 03-31-2003, 03:59 PM

uhmm...okay.

CosmicKitten · 03-31-2003, 03:59 PM

damn that is horrible, yet a better representation of their services

BRISK · 03-31-2003, 04:00 PM

SWEET GLORIOUS JEBUS! Thats ugly

Cheshire · 03-31-2003, 04:01 PM

Template?

HungSolo · 03-31-2003, 04:06 PM

ZoiNk · 03-31-2003, 04:12 PM

That is hilarious. Personal recommendation after seeing that:
www.isprime.com
ZoiNk

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by HungSolo
Copyrighted by Company name, All rights reserved, 2002

rossiya2 · 03-31-2003, 04:25 PM

If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.

alman · 03-31-2003, 04:27 PM

if you're going to use a template, use a better one than this

Jakke PNG · 03-31-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by rossiya2
If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.

http://www.webinc.com

Captain P · 03-31-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by rossiya2
If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.

Take that down NOW !!!!

That's my best advice.

At the very least, change the title of the page from 'Template' to something a bit more appropriate... like maybe.... oh, I don't know.... cologroup.com maybe....

That design really is horrible and has no business representing a hosting company.

rossiya2 · 03-31-2003, 04:41 PM

OK I am looking into it thanks

FATPad · 03-31-2003, 04:41 PM

It's a great template for someone selling gel-caplets.

mule · 03-31-2003, 04:45 PM

rossiya2, does that site run on a Cologroup server? It's damned slow....not really a good recommendation for a hosting company

rossiya2 · 03-31-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by mule
rossiya2, does that site run on a Cologroup server? It's damned slow....not really a good recommendation for a hosting company

File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.

Groove · 03-31-2003, 05:24 PM

Slick design Myles!

Is it your handiwork?

Cheshire · 03-31-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rossiya2
File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.

Sometimes I wish there were 'verbal littering' laws.

Groove · 03-31-2003, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

Sometimes I wish there were 'verbal littering' laws.

Pointless · 03-31-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by HungSolo
Copyrighted by Company name, All rights reserved, 2002

hehehe i just noticed that

Sly_RJ · 03-31-2003, 05:47 PM

What the fuck?

Does Myles work at Cologroup again?

Smegma · 03-31-2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by rossiya2

File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.

Miles - I have never seen anyone complicate something so simple in all my life. Are you taking your meds?

ronbotx · 03-31-2003, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rossiya2

File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.

That is the biggest crock of babbling bullshit I've have ever heard.... and there is lots of it on this board.
Perhaps we should chip in and buy Miles a copy "HTML for Dummies"?

quiet · 03-31-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rossiya2

File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.

ahahahaha

BRISK · 03-31-2003, 06:03 PM

mrthumbs · 03-31-2003, 06:04 PM

truly amazing

Groove · 03-31-2003, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by ronbotx

Perhaps we should chip in and buy Miles a copy "HTML for Dummies"?

I'll chip-in

But I don't think it will do much good unless he starts taking his medication!

Myles, shall we buy you some lithium too?

BRISK · 03-31-2003, 06:24 PM

So whatever happened to this? http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=88120

It seems like Myles was never fired, maybe he does own part of cologroup?

I'd love to know the truth even though I'm not a cologroup client anymore.

notjoe · 03-31-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
It's a great template for someone selling gel-caplets.

jact · 03-31-2003, 06:28 PM

That is so funny.

Kevlar · 03-31-2003, 06:36 PM

That's priceless, "Template" is the title.

Groove · 03-31-2003, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
So whatever happened to this? http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=88120

It seems like Myles was never fired, maybe he does own part of cologroup?

I'd love to know the truth even though I'm not a cologroup client anymore.

I'd love to know too!

Maybe Jason can tell us the full story?

nofx · 03-31-2003, 07:44 PM

http://www.cologroup.com/nowhere is the url for the add to cart button, and if you mouse over it, it saids 'Hi there' ??? wtf

NoCarrier · 03-31-2003, 07:47 PM

I feel sooooooooooo sorry for the current customers..

Good luck guys.

mrthumbs · 03-31-2003, 07:49 PM

did anyone notice the button on the left?

natas · 03-31-2003, 08:08 PM

too funny!!

"mummy mummy look at my first website" LOL

Brujah · 03-31-2003, 08:09 PM

If I may make a suggestion:
http://www.templatemonster.com

Indeed · 03-31-2003, 08:51 PM

rossiya2 · 04-01-2003, 12:46 AM

Thanks gentlemen for noticing I haven't finished the website. Nothing on T.V. huh?

Darkystar · 04-01-2003, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by rossiya2
Thanks gentlemen

Myles you crack me up dude

chupacabra · 04-01-2003, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Thanks gentlemen for noticing I haven't finished the website. Nothing on T.V. huh?

senseidru · 04-01-2003, 05:14 AM

What?

You are an absolute clown,

I went there and was gonna get a ded box but the design was soo fucking shit I went with candidhosting. There is no excuse in the world for having a site like that, I wouldn't give you $1 for a box.

Sharky · 04-02-2003, 07:16 PM

Cologroup..

Hit me up. we can revamp your site to make you proud:-)

rossiya2 · 04-02-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by sharky
Cologroup..

Hit me up. we can revamp your site to make you proud:-)

Send me a link mate !

webair · 04-03-2003, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rossiya2
If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.

hey bro we have some great designers if you are interested

you have some broken links on that page as well you may wanna fix up

Sharky · 04-03-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rossiya2

Send me a link mate !

It's in My sig.

http://www.aaaadultdesign.com

ICQ: 1242876

email: [email protected]

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	So whatever happened to this? http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=88120 It seems like Myles was never fired, maybe he does own part of cologroup? I'd love to know the truth even though I'm not a cologroup client anymore. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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