Crituque my site please :-) - GoFuckYourself.com

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 01:48 AM

Hey,
I am new at building AVS Sites, and I need someone to critique my designs... I am going to add more promotional text in a little while, but how are the graphics so far? Do you think they'll convert???

http://vixens-links.com/alyssa/

http://www.vixens-links.com/watchmegetfucked/

Thanks,
Amy

03-31-2003, 01:50 AM

*shiver*

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 01:51 AM

Whats that about? lol

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 01:55 AM

ztik · 03-31-2003, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn
Whats that about? lol

it sucks.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 01:57 AM

ok, now why does it suck? Thats why I'm here asking advice!!

MetaMan · 03-31-2003, 01:58 AM

another nose job gone terribly wrong!

nocostporn · 03-31-2003, 01:59 AM

how big is your penis?

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:00 AM

Yeah, I didn't really take my time with that, it was just a quick design, but for an avs site its pretty good.... I mean it could have been worse

03-31-2003, 02:00 AM

show yer tits.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:01 AM

Quote:

how big is your penis?

I dont think I have a penis... Sometimes I wonder though when I get those Penis enlargement spams...

MetaMan · 03-31-2003, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn

I dont think I have a penis... Sometimes I wonder though when I get those Penis enlargement spams...

suree u dont.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:02 AM

Quote:

show yer tits.

Dont even go there... LMAO

adamneve · 03-31-2003, 02:03 AM

maybe you can create a new niche
"nose job galore"

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 02:07 AM

I'll bet $1000 that a blank page with just the FNP script would convert better than tour #2.

hybrid · 03-31-2003, 02:18 AM

www.tomsnewbiebooster.com

That's the place to ask for opinions.

Ask opinions at GFY and you're in for a lot of bullshit...

AaronM · 03-31-2003, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn
Yeah, I didn't really take my time with that, it was just a quick design, but for an avs site its pretty good.... I mean it could have been worse

How?

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 02:20 AM

There are 3 elements in a tour: the graphics, the content, and the text.

With that in mind, lets look at: http://vixens-links.com/alyssa/

Graphics. Your color scheme is nausea inducing. The graphics themselves actually aren't that terrible.. you do know how to put them together in Fireworks or whatever you used.. which is a start.

Content. That dye job, 40 year old redhead is just nasty.

Text. Your sales text sucks. It says nothing more than whats on the FNP script. "Sexy redhead siren" might be ok if there was something remotely resembling one on the page. Your title says "Nude teen..." which, considering the content, is almost a sick joke.

So you know how to put graphics together. Now you need to learn to create an attractive color scheme, select decent content, and write accurate, alluring sales copy.

In my opinion the best way to learn to do this is by surfing the tours of better sites. Go to adultchecks Gold list, surf 100 sites there. Go to a big TGP, click on the galleries and look at the tours.,.. see whats working for other people. Don't copy, just observe.

I'm not going to comment on the second one beyond saying that I wasn't kidding when I said I'd bet $1000 on a blank page with the FNP script converting better.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:21 AM

I'll rephrase my original question ::

Is there anyone helpfull on this board who can give me some tips to make the pages look better, so I'll know next time. I design a site, I know they are not perfect, but will they convert (with text added which I will do in a little while) I am new at building AVS sites...

Heh. I knew I could count on this board to run me down, but Geez... dont you guys even try to help once in a while? Why are you here anyway for entertainment?

03-31-2003, 02:22 AM

w0rd!

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:24 AM

Thanks Gutterboy.... for your reply...

I knew better than to come here... but I dont know... I sortof thought maybe this time there might be a ray of hope...lol.

And thank you as well hybrid

AaronM · 03-31-2003, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn
Why are you here anyway for entertainment?

DUH!

WTF else would we be doing at a place called Go Fuck Yourself?

Sarah_Jayne · 03-31-2003, 02:29 AM

you need to 'sell' the avs. Just having a signup box doesn't work all that well. You need to talk to the surfers and make them want that membership.

MetaMan · 03-31-2003, 02:31 AM

if a girl walked up to me with that big of a nose id laugh at her and direct her to the nearest platic surgeon office.

the plastic sergeon would be like this procedure will take 5 days u ugly hoe.

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn
Thanks Gutterboy.... for your reply...

I knew better than to come here... but I dont know... I sortof thought maybe this time there might be a ray of hope...lol.

And thank you as well hybrid

Its probably better that you came here and learned the truth. If you work at it, you might be able to spit something decent out in a month or two.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
you need to 'sell' the avs. Just having a signup box doesn't work all that well. You need to talk to the surfers and make them want that membership.

Yes, I know this... I am going to write up a table full of promotional text for the AVS, some preview pics, and put it on all of my pages, I was only asking input on the graphics for now... I'm trying to learn graphic design, so I'm messing around and I thought what a better way to learn would be to make some avs sites...

But Thanks for the Advice anyway :-) At least there are some people here who want to help...

03-31-2003, 02:36 AM

can someone teach me how to make money in this business?

AaronM · 03-31-2003, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
can someone teach me how to make money in this business?

No. There is no money in this business. It is all about the drugs, booze, and whores.

MetaMan · 03-31-2003, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
can someone teach me how to make money in this business?

put your car/house lease on black at the casino,
no way else to succeed in life,
unless u want to go to school like an idiot.

Paul Markham · 03-31-2003, 02:37 AM

I am going to assume that this is a joke thread. Because if you are serious about getting help on how to improve your income, I would advise you become a waiter and give up the ideas of making money in Porn.

First URL

(1) Your choice of a model for the first link is a joke, with all respect to her she is ugly, old and very unappealing.

(2) The choice of colour is a joke.

(3) You title the page "Nude Teen Redhead"
She has underwear on so not nude.
Her daughter may be a teenager she is not.
It's a bottle job.

(4) What are the cherries about?

Second URL

(1) Where is the guy in the picture?

(2) Why did you compress the image so much?

If you show disrespect to your potential clients do not be surprised if they do not buy.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Its probably better that you came here and learned the truth. If you work at it, you might be able to spit something decent out in a month or two.

That is originally why I came here, because I knew I would probably be bashed pretty hard about it...

I am not going to go through life with blinking text and background music blasting on my pages... I'm trying to learn everything about web design I can on my own, so I'm experimenting...

I normally use darker colors on my own sites, so I thought being cheery would be better (it is kinda nauseating)

03-31-2003, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

No. There is no money in this business. It is all about the drugs, booze, and whores.

I knew I was doing something wrong.

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
can someone teach me how to make money in this business?

I'll pay you $3.50 per day to submit galleries and stroke my ego.

03-31-2003, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

I'll pay you $3.50 per day to submit galleries and stroke my ego.

Can I get a raise if I cook you lunch?

Gutterboy · 03-31-2003, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

Can I get a raise if I cook you lunch?

Can you toss a salad?

03-31-2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Can you toss a salad?

no.

amysynn · 03-31-2003, 02:45 AM

(1) Your choice of a model for the first link is a joke, with all respect to her she is ugly, old and very unappealing.

I was using free content from the AVS, I dont think she looks horrible like most of you say... no she is not perfect, but I personally think she was the best model they had available.

(2) The choice of colour is a joke.
I am experimenting in design, and I normally use dark colors... and tried to be cheery this time... I am going to tone my colours down from now on...

(3) You title the page "Nude Teen Redhead"
She has underwear on so not nude.
Her daughter may be a teenager she is not.
It's a bottle job.
I am going to change the title, I was just trying to come up with something for it quick, she looks like in her 20s to me...
But then what do I know...

(4) What are the cherries about?
I needed something to fill the empty space, and I thought another image of her would be stupid...

Second URL

(1) Where is the guy in the picture?
He is cut out of the picture because I just wanted it to show her face, but I dont really know what works best thats why I'm asking here.

(2) Why did you compress the image so much?
I didn't mean to compress it so much, or I compressed it wrong, but it looked ok on my monitor so I let it go...

AaronM · 03-31-2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Can you toss a salad?

Funniest thing I have read all day.

AaronM · 03-31-2003, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn
1: I was using free content from the AVS

2: I dont think she looks horrible like most of you say

3: she looks like in her 20s to me...

4: But then what do I know...

5: I needed something to fill the empty space, and I thought another image of her would be stupid...

1: First mistake.

2: Second mistake.

3: Third mistake.

4: Finally we are making progress.

5: As if the first images of her were not? ALL empty space would generate more signups for you...Unless you are promoting a membership for uglypeople.com

Paul Markham · 03-31-2003, 03:01 AM

Aaron you are too fast for me.

amysynn
If this is the best you can do, go and look at the "Situations Vacant" in the local paper. If it's not the best you can do. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE AND ASK OUR OPINION.

You stopped looking like an idiot and started looking like an insulting imbecile.

Kohun · 03-31-2003, 03:09 AM

You need change red-hair model and may be find a new niche outside non-adult business

Mark

mule · 03-31-2003, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
if a girl walked up to me with that big of a nose id laugh at her and direct her to the nearest platic surgeon office.

the plastic sergeon would be like this procedure will take 5 days u ugly hoe.

That was pathetic, even coming from you

goBigtime · 03-31-2003, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amysynn
(1) Your choice of a model for the first link is a joke, with all respect to her she is ugly, old and very unappealing.

I was using free content from the AVS, I dont think she looks horrible like most of you say... no she is not perfect, but I personally think she was the best model they had available.

If that's true, maybe its time to Change AVS's then?

servforce · 03-31-2003, 04:34 AM

Ehh, definately not my cup of tea.
The model in the first one would definately not convert me, and the second one wasn't very appealing either.

Find some better models

Praguer · 03-31-2003, 08:38 AM

For the love of god! Get a designer to help you now !!!

03-31-2003, 01:48 AM	#1
amysynn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 23	Critique my site please :-) Hey, I am new at building AVS Sites, and I need someone to critique my designs... I am going to add more promotional text in a little while, but how are the graphics so far? Do you think they'll convert??? http://vixens-links.com/alyssa/ http://www.vixens-links.com/watchmegetfucked/ Thanks, Amy Last edited by amysynn; 03-31-2003 at 02:04 AM..

03-31-2003, 01:51 AM	#3
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03-31-2003, 01:55 AM	#4
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03-31-2003, 01:57 AM	#6
amysynn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 23	ok, now why does it suck? Thats why I'm here asking advice!!

03-31-2003, 01:58 AM	#7
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	another nose job gone terribly wrong!

03-31-2003, 02:00 AM	#10
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	show yer tits.

03-31-2003, 02:07 AM	#15
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	I'll bet $1000 that a blank page with just the FNP script would convert better than tour #2.

03-31-2003, 02:18 AM	#16
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	www.tomsnewbiebooster.com That's the place to ask for opinions. Ask opinions at GFY and you're in for a lot of bullshit...

03-31-2003, 02:20 AM	#18
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	There are 3 elements in a tour: the graphics, the content, and the text. With that in mind, lets look at: http://vixens-links.com/alyssa/ Graphics. Your color scheme is nausea inducing. The graphics themselves actually aren't that terrible.. you do know how to put them together in Fireworks or whatever you used.. which is a start. Content. That dye job, 40 year old redhead is just nasty. Text. Your sales text sucks. It says nothing more than whats on the FNP script. "Sexy redhead siren" might be ok if there was something remotely resembling one on the page. Your title says "Nude teen..." which, considering the content, is almost a sick joke. So you know how to put graphics together. Now you need to learn to create an attractive color scheme, select decent content, and write accurate, alluring sales copy. In my opinion the best way to learn to do this is by surfing the tours of better sites. Go to adultchecks Gold list, surf 100 sites there. Go to a big TGP, click on the galleries and look at the tours.,.. see whats working for other people. Don't copy, just observe. I'm not going to comment on the second one beyond saying that I wasn't kidding when I said I'd bet $1000 on a blank page with the FNP script converting better. Last edited by Gutterboy; 03-31-2003 at 02:25 AM..

03-31-2003, 02:21 AM	#19
amysynn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 23	I'll rephrase my original question :: Is there anyone helpfull on this board who can give me some tips to make the pages look better, so I'll know next time. I design a site, I know they are not perfect, but will they convert (with text added which I will do in a little while) I am new at building AVS sites... Heh. I knew I could count on this board to run me down, but Geez... dont you guys even try to help once in a while? Why are you here anyway for entertainment?

03-31-2003, 02:24 AM	#21
amysynn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 23	Thanks Gutterboy.... for your reply... I knew better than to come here... but I dont know... I sortof thought maybe this time there might be a ray of hope...lol. And thank you as well hybrid

03-31-2003, 02:29 AM	#23
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	you need to 'sell' the avs. Just having a signup box doesn't work all that well. You need to talk to the surfers and make them want that membership.

03-31-2003, 02:31 AM	#24
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	if a girl walked up to me with that big of a nose id laugh at her and direct her to the nearest platic surgeon office. the plastic sergeon would be like this procedure will take 5 days u ugly hoe.

03-31-2003, 02:36 AM	#27
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	can someone teach me how to make money in this business?

03-31-2003, 02:37 AM	#30
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	I am going to assume that this is a joke thread. Because if you are serious about getting help on how to improve your income, I would advise you become a waiter and give up the ideas of making money in Porn. First URL (1) Your choice of a model for the first link is a joke, with all respect to her she is ugly, old and very unappealing. (2) The choice of colour is a joke. (3) You title the page "Nude Teen Redhead" She has underwear on so not nude. Her daughter may be a teenager she is not. It's a bottle job. (4) What are the cherries about? Second URL (1) Where is the guy in the picture? (2) Why did you compress the image so much? If you show disrespect to your potential clients do not be surprised if they do not buy. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

03-31-2003, 02:45 AM	#37
amysynn Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 23	(1) Your choice of a model for the first link is a joke, with all respect to her she is ugly, old and very unappealing. I was using free content from the AVS, I dont think she looks horrible like most of you say... no she is not perfect, but I personally think she was the best model they had available. (2) The choice of colour is a joke. I am experimenting in design, and I normally use dark colors... and tried to be cheery this time... I am going to tone my colours down from now on... (3) You title the page "Nude Teen Redhead" She has underwear on so not nude. Her daughter may be a teenager she is not. It's a bottle job. I am going to change the title, I was just trying to come up with something for it quick, she looks like in her 20s to me... But then what do I know... (4) What are the cherries about? I needed something to fill the empty space, and I thought another image of her would be stupid... Second URL (1) Where is the guy in the picture? He is cut out of the picture because I just wanted it to show her face, but I dont really know what works best thats why I'm asking here. (2) Why did you compress the image so much? I didn't mean to compress it so much, or I compressed it wrong, but it looked ok on my monitor so I let it go...

03-31-2003, 03:01 AM	#40
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Aaron you are too fast for me. amysynn If this is the best you can do, go and look at the "Situations Vacant" in the local paper. If it's not the best you can do. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE AND ASK OUR OPINION. You stopped looking like an idiot and started looking like an insulting imbecile. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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