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Va2k · 03-30-2003, 08:35 AM

Hey I am IN NEED OF a tan, Never really done it and when I tried I got burned so bad that I said fuck it, now that im doing more porn videos with my phat ass in there what is the best way to get a tan? How long does one stay out in the sun so he or she dont look like a lobster? is there any tanning lotions I need?

Thanks

TOM

AdultNex · 03-30-2003, 08:36 AM

Play it safe and go to a tanning salon.

kmanrox · 03-30-2003, 08:37 AM

God help me if i ever see you laying out at a public beach i will hurt you tom ;-)

go to a tanning bed and one of the hot young girls there will tell you what you should do, they pros

Nydahl · 03-30-2003, 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by AdultNex
Play it safe and go to a tanning salon.

fuck the tanning studios - you will die on cancer man

Va2k · 03-30-2003, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
God help me if i ever see you laying out at a public beach i will hurt you tom ;-)

go to a tanning bed and one of the hot young girls there will tell you what you should do, they pros

HAHA yea that would be pretty funny seeing my phat ass laying on a public beach, I was thinking of hiding and doing it in my back yard. Didnt think about a tanning bed, Might have to do some calling. Thanks

TOM

Peaches · 03-30-2003, 10:09 AM

Get some tan in a bottle

There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely.

BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake

Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it?

Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom

Va2k · 03-30-2003, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Get some tan in a bottle There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely.

BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it? Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom

MalibuTom.com lmao I hear what ya say but daymn im tired of looking like a ghost need a little tan nothing huge haha at least ya made me laugh haha

03-30-2003, 08:35 AM	#1
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	To all you sun bathers Hey I am IN NEED OF a tan, Never really done it and when I tried I got burned so bad that I said fuck it, now that im doing more porn videos with my phat ass in there what is the best way to get a tan? How long does one stay out in the sun so he or she dont look like a lobster? is there any tanning lotions I need? Thanks TOM __________________

03-30-2003, 08:37 AM	#3
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03-30-2003, 08:36 AM	#2
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Play it safe and go to a tanning salon.

03-30-2003, 10:09 AM	#6
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Get some tan in a bottle There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely. BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it? Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom