Get some tan in a bottle
There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely.
BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake
Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it?
Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom
