To all you sun bathers
 

Hey I am IN NEED OF a tan, Never really done it and when I tried I got burned so bad that I said fuck it, now that im doing more porn videos with my phat ass in there what is the best way to get a tan? How long does one stay out in the sun so he or she dont look like a lobster? is there any tanning lotions I need?

Thanks

TOM

Play it safe and go to a tanning salon.

God help me if i ever see you laying out at a public beach i will hurt you tom ;-)

go to a tanning bed and one of the hot young girls there will tell you what you should do, they pros

fuck the tanning studios - you will die on cancer man

HAHA yea that would be pretty funny seeing my phat ass laying on a public beach, I was thinking of hiding and doing it in my back yard. Didnt think about a tanning bed, Might have to do some calling. Thanks

TOM

Get some tan in a bottle :) There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely.

BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake :( Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it? :) Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom :thumbsup

MalibuTom.com lmao I hear what ya say but daymn im tired of looking like a ghost need a little tan nothing huge haha at least ya made me laugh haha