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NatalieK · 06-10-2016, 09:03 AM

OK, I'm not a nasty person but I think someone needs to take Chris Evans & drop him down an open drain, then put the lid back on & leave him down there.

He's a fucking cock, trying to imitate Jeremy Clarkson... like wtf, fuck off you stupid fuck head

What a load of shit TG has turned into... Matt leblanc, I love you & everything, but you're the only one worth watching the series for & sorry, that's just not enough when Chris Evans makes you want to cause massive discomfort to his face

Ross · 06-10-2016, 09:28 AM

Amazon execs must be loving this. Jezz and crew are due to start airing in a few months, I think it's actually timed with close to the end date of current season of TG. I think at this point, Top Gear are basically making it so that anything slightly better than this car crash show they are now showing, will be a massive success.

dyna mo · 06-10-2016, 09:32 AM

I'm easily the biggest American fan of british TG ever and i've completely lost interest in either version of the show, the new brit one or the upcoming redux amazon one. i think they (clarkson) screwed the pooch. i've even stopped watching my owned versions, i have all the episodes.

NatalieK · 06-10-2016, 10:45 AM

The new show starring Clarkson, Hammy & El Captitan is going to be a massive success. When I listen to the new show, it's not just the cars, it's them that make it great. So the new show will probably be better because they'll be the same but push it with faster cars, bigger boats & more amazing items with their charisma

Chris Evans's a twat

dyna mo · 06-10-2016, 10:55 AM

british tg was more than the presenters. way more, including the incredible production team. the new version won't be able to recapture that mostly because the original production crew is not involved and they probably also can't really copy cat the original show.

NatalieK · 06-10-2016, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

british tg was more than the presenters. way more, including the incredible production team. the new version won't be able to recapture that mostly because the original production crew is not involved and they probably also can't really copy cat the original show.

I'm hoping amazon don't copy the original, that will also be annoying to watch, but still not as much as the new TG. Although, you're right saying the "original" TG was more than the presenters.

dyna mo · 06-10-2016, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

I'm hoping amazon don't copy the original, that will also be annoying to watch, but still not as much as the new TG. Although, you're right saying the "original" TG was more than the presenters.

the cinematography of the british version was simply spectacular. heck even the tg test track location was cool, let alone the epic journeys, car v boat v bicycle. all well produced. speaking of those contests, the original tg could redo those contests and they would be just as fantastic, the amazon version prolly won't even go there right? legal and all.

clickity click · 06-10-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

OK, I'm not a nasty person but I think someone needs to take Chris Evans & drop him down an open drain, then put the lid back on & leave him down there.

He's a fucking cock, trying to imitate Jeremy Clarkson... like wtf, fuck off you stupid fuck head

What a load of shit TG has turned into... Matt leblanc, I love you & everything, but you're the only one worth watching the series for & sorry, that's just not enough when Chris Evans makes you want to cause massive discomfort to his face

Agreed but loved that new McLaren

McLaren Automotive - McLaren 675LT - Introduction

Hannes · 06-10-2016, 03:54 PM

A video of Jeremy Clarkson opening a box gets more views than the new Top Gear

rogueteens · 06-10-2016, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'm easily the biggest American fan of british TG ever and i've completely lost interest in either version of the show, the new brit one or the upcoming redux amazon one. i think they (clarkson) screwed the pooch. i've even stopped watching my owned versions, i have all the episodes.

All? What did you think of Noel Edmonds as a presenter?

dyna mo · 06-10-2016, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

All? What did you think of Noel Edmonds as a presenter?

Cheeky. I didn't think this was a gotcha moment so I didn't think I needed to explain I have all the episodes available for sale in the USA of the revamped tg.
which do not include season 1 or the previous incarnations of the show.

But hey, ya got me on a tg technicality, bravo.

NatalieK · 06-10-2016, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Agreed but loved that new McLaren

McLaren Automotive - McLaren 675LT - Introduction

Yes it's great to watch the car, it's a sensational motor...

but, throughout the whole episode, no lies, my hand tightened & my palm became sweaty every time Chris Evans opened his mouth! If they sealed it shut, the new series maybe a little better.

He's such a douche, he could've put me off the McLaren! Thankfully, even that asshat couldn't put me off a few millions worth of beast

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Originally Posted by Gallag97

A video of Jeremy Clarkson opening a box gets more views than the new Top Gear

You're damn right there

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

But hey, ya got me on a tg technicality, bravo.

I got what you mean't...

Rogue went all rogue on you

06-10-2016, 09:03 AM	#1
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NatalieK Natalie K Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Spain Posts: 19,213	The new show starring Clarkson, Hammy & El Captitan is going to be a massive success. When I listen to the new show, it's not just the cars, it's them that make it great. So the new show will probably be better because they'll be the same but push it with faster cars, bigger boats & more amazing items with their charisma Chris Evans's a twat __________________ My official site Semi exclusive custom clips My affiliate program First time girls Skype: gspotproductions - "Converting traffic into income since 2005"

06-10-2016, 09:28 AM	#2
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Amazon execs must be loving this. Jezz and crew are due to start airing in a few months, I think it's actually timed with close to the end date of current season of TG. I think at this point, Top Gear are basically making it so that anything slightly better than this car crash show they are now showing, will be a massive success.

06-10-2016, 09:32 AM	#3
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,297	I'm easily the biggest American fan of british TG ever and i've completely lost interest in either version of the show, the new brit one or the upcoming redux amazon one. i think they (clarkson) screwed the pooch. i've even stopped watching my owned versions, i have all the episodes.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,297	british tg was more than the presenters. way more, including the incredible production team. the new version won't be able to recapture that mostly because the original production crew is not involved and they probably also can't really copy cat the original show.

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Hannes Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 1,594	A video of Jeremy Clarkson opening a box gets more views than the new Top Gear