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Turboface · 03-27-2003, 05:50 PM

The Core comes out tomorrow.

Check out the trailer - This looks like it might be good.

jimmy3way · 03-27-2003, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
The Core comes out tomorrow.

Check out the trailer - This looks like it might be good.

You simply MUST be kidding.

nofx · 03-27-2003, 05:54 PM

it looks kinda corny.

imJason · 03-27-2003, 05:58 PM

i saw it last night,

its alright, but its no armegedon,

I think its weakest point, is that, they make up technology that does not exist and they blame the military,

those examples kinda ruined the fun of the movie for me,

if they had blamed some multinational company or mining interest,

and maybe set the movie in the future, like say 100 year or 200 years

and if they had put more effort into the science , then this fanatsy slash amegedon, stile ,end of the world action movie could have been realy cool,

it was funny and the actors were cool, and in general its a well made movie,

its just with all the war stuff going on, they come out with a movie that just does not offer the escape it could have

PS I think they will lose money on this one, its has horrible timming,

it even has a shuttle crash sequence,

I mean,

1. shutls crashing,
2. the corupt american military,
3. bull shit science and heros, that dont sell,

anyways, thats my

Rodent · 03-27-2003, 06:08 PM

Movie looks like a pile of shit.

03-27-2003, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rodent
Movie looks like a pile of shit.

LoL exactly.

lagwagon · 03-27-2003, 06:23 PM

yeah but hilary swank is in it. she is a cutie. i think i am going to see it just for her.

DearAbby · 03-27-2003, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason
i saw it last night,

its alright, but its no armegedon,

Armegedon was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. If this movie (which looks gay) is "no Armegedon", it must be pretty fucking bad!

Fletch XXX · 03-27-2003, 06:27 PM

I watched my Jesse Ventura Sci Fi cop thriller DVD <i>Abraxas</i> last night, it cant be THAt bad.

heheh.

asuna · 03-27-2003, 06:40 PM

Let's dig into the middle of the earth to save everyone!

robbyd · 03-27-2003, 06:43 PM

that looks like a retarted movie, makes me sick just seeing the previews on tv. i thought the population was sick of natural disaster movies... when will hollywood learn, i bet it will do very very poor in the box office

Candyman69 · 03-27-2003, 06:52 PM

omg i watch that movie
it was retarded

like any crisis movie

80% of the crew member sacrafices themselves
after countless catastropes throughout the movie
LOL

its funny

asuna · 03-27-2003, 07:00 PM

I' wtching phone booth tomorrow, that looks like a good movie.

... · 03-27-2003, 07:17 PM

It's so obvious that this movie will have a happy American ending (and a hit single!).

CosmicKitten · 03-27-2003, 07:21 PM

Some of the coolest people in history have made up technology that didn't exist. Yet.

NoCarrier · 03-27-2003, 07:26 PM

Hahaha..

Quotes from various critics:

"It's not even worth cataloging this bomb's innumerable logical chasms that plague nearly every scene, because defenders of low standards for popcorn pictures could just pull out the old check-your-brain-at-the-door argument. But "The Core" doesn't begin to earn brain-check status because in addition to being patently nonsensical, the movie is downright boring. "

"Just call it 'Cormageddon.' Come to think of it, given its hokey, jokey quality 'Corn-mageddon' might be more apt."

"The Core would be laughably bad, if it didn't happen to be so bad that it was impossible to laugh at."

"Often big, dumb, explosion movies are fun to watch and do very well at the box office. But this one suffers from very bad timing"

"This is a film that the audience can script as they increduously watch the filmmakers take the story in directions even they wouldn't dare go."

"The exact same shopworn characters die in the exact same order...The simplest laws of physics are utterly ignored..."The Core" is beyond idiotic."

"The first half-hour of The Core is hip enough to its own moribund formula that for a brief, shining moment, there's hope the film will actually be a goofy gas instead of the effects-bound lump it becomes."

"The film?s only unknown is in what order the crew members will make their ultimate sacrifice so their comrades can complete their mission."

"So howlingly awful that it has unwittingly found a place in that elite group of films that can claim to be 'so bad they're good.'"

"Good science fiction awakens a sense of awe, and even mediocre sci-fi sometimes manages wonder. But The Core does neither."

Turboface · 03-27-2003, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ...
It's so obvious that this movie will have a happy American ending (and a hit single!).

You don't have happy endings in your country?

Where do you live, Iraq?

boneprone · 03-27-2003, 07:34 PM

I had a press pass and I saw the movies with the media critics 2 days ago.

It fucking sucks.

Lane · 03-27-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rodent
Movie looks like a pile of shit.

yup yup yup

boneprone · 03-27-2003, 07:36 PM

Here's the end.

They travel to the center of the earth.
Everone in the mission ship dies one by one until its just the hippie guy and the girl.

They come up with a last second idea after they had already written themself off as dead and sail back to main land earth unharmed.

Oh yeah, and they save the day with nuclear bombs (in the core) to get the shit spinning in the core again so the world's EMF is back in line.

Turboface · 03-27-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Here's the end.

They travel to the center of the earth.
Everone in the mission ship dies one by one until its just the hippie guy and the girl.

They come up with a last second idea after they had already written themself off as dead and sail back to main land earth unharmed.

Oh yeah, and they save the day with nuclear bombs to get the shit spinning in the core again so the world's EMF is back in line.

Thanks for saving me $7.

boneprone · 03-27-2003, 07:43 PM

I could tell you more if you want.

The whole story is about the earh loosing its EMF.
Pacemakers stop, birds go crazy casue thye use EMF to direct themselves and shit like that.
They say without the Earth's emfs pretty much the world will burn up.

So they get a team of fuckers to make some matrix ship to enter the core where they need to set off nuclear bo9mbs one by one to get the hot metal core spinning again to re shart the earths emfs.

After problem after problem and crew members dying off one by one (some were supposed to be sad but my buddy and i were laughing quite noticably in the theatre making heads turn (i love attention)) and they die off one by one in sacrifice of the world.

Then they save the world but the last 2 people in the ship have no way to get back home.

That is until the hippie dude comes up with some idea to ride the heat blasts like a surfer rides a wave back into shore to save their lives.

Pretty cool shit!! NOT!

boneprone · 03-27-2003, 07:45 PM

We would go out of our way to cheer and clap in those scenes that were intended to get people emotionally charged. Like when the blastes went off, and when they saved the day.

The critics behind us were pretty amused with our emotional aplause during these moments!!

In fact I cant wait to read what Portland's Bigges movie critic Shawn Levy has to say about the movie. We were sitting right in front of him..

Maybe he'll mention the two punks in front of him as the only people emotionally into the movie!

boneprone · 03-27-2003, 07:47 PM

after we got out one critic came up to me with a camera.
Asked me about it.

I told him the movie was soooo intense I held my breath throught the whole movie, and then gave him the thumbs up and said "AWSOME" in my coolest looser voice.. He liked that!!

Then my friend told them in his most surfer like voice "I paid for the whole seat, but for this movie I only used the edge"

"it was awsome"

Hopefully we'll make some kind of comerricial!

Turboface · 03-27-2003, 08:17 PM

You guys have just sucessfully talked me out of seeing it now. I guess I'll just hold out for the Matrix: Reloaded.

imJason · 03-27-2003, 08:25 PM

you know what, my review was to nice, it did suck,

except the crazy birds hitting children in the head, and crashing through windows,

I did not shit on the movie too much before,

probably because it was free, I would not pay to see this movie,

and PS, dream cacher is kick ass, and it has a animated matrix trailor which is kick ass,

thats the movie to see this week

Trolleater · 03-27-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
The Core comes out tomorrow.

Check out the trailer - This looks like it might be good.

I watched the trailer high and sober...doesn't interest me in the slightest either way. Maybe if I was 12...and stoned...maybe.

Lane · 03-27-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trolleater

I watched the trailer high and sober...doesn't interest me in the slightest either way. Maybe if I was 12...and stoned...maybe.

u got stoned at 12??

WC Support · 03-27-2003, 08:45 PM

Interesting concept... but the CGI is laughably bad.

Trolleater · 03-27-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane

u got stoned at 12??

Excuse me stupid American...did I say that?

DearAbby · 03-27-2003, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trolleater

Excuse me stupid American...did I say that?

Lane is Mexican, not American.

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Hahaha.. Quotes from various critics: "It's not even worth cataloging this bomb's innumerable logical chasms that plague nearly every scene, because defenders of low standards for popcorn pictures could just pull out the old check-your-brain-at-the-door argument. But "The Core" doesn't begin to earn brain-check status because in addition to being patently nonsensical, the movie is downright boring. " "Just call it 'Cormageddon.' Come to think of it, given its hokey, jokey quality 'Corn-mageddon' might be more apt." "The Core would be laughably bad, if it didn't happen to be so bad that it was impossible to laugh at." "Often big, dumb, explosion movies are fun to watch and do very well at the box office. But this one suffers from very bad timing" "This is a film that the audience can script as they increduously watch the filmmakers take the story in directions even they wouldn't dare go." "The exact same shopworn characters die in the exact same order...The simplest laws of physics are utterly ignored..."The Core" is beyond idiotic." "The first half-hour of The Core is hip enough to its own moribund formula that for a brief, shining moment, there's hope the film will actually be a goofy gas instead of the effects-bound lump it becomes." "The film?s only unknown is in what order the crew members will make their ultimate sacrifice so their comrades can complete their mission." "So howlingly awful that it has unwittingly found a place in that elite group of films that can claim to be 'so bad they're good.'" "Good science fiction awakens a sense of awe, and even mediocre sci-fi sometimes manages wonder. But The Core does neither." __________________ Last edited by NoCarrier; 03-27-2003 at 07:28 PM..

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Here's the end. They travel to the center of the earth. Everone in the mission ship dies one by one until its just the hippie guy and the girl. They come up with a last second idea after they had already written themself off as dead and sail back to main land earth unharmed. Oh yeah, and they save the day with nuclear bombs (in the core) to get the shit spinning in the core again so the world's EMF is back in line. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I could tell you more if you want. The whole story is about the earh loosing its EMF. Pacemakers stop, birds go crazy casue thye use EMF to direct themselves and shit like that. They say without the Earth's emfs pretty much the world will burn up. So they get a team of fuckers to make some matrix ship to enter the core where they need to set off nuclear bo9mbs one by one to get the hot metal core spinning again to re shart the earths emfs. After problem after problem and crew members dying off one by one (some were supposed to be sad but my buddy and i were laughing quite noticably in the theatre making heads turn (i love attention)) and they die off one by one in sacrifice of the world. Then they save the world but the last 2 people in the ship have no way to get back home. That is until the hippie dude comes up with some idea to ride the heat blasts like a surfer rides a wave back into shore to save their lives. Pretty cool shit!! NOT! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

03-27-2003, 07:45 PM	#23
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	We would go out of our way to cheer and clap in those scenes that were intended to get people emotionally charged. Like when the blastes went off, and when they saved the day. The critics behind us were pretty amused with our emotional aplause during these moments!! In fact I cant wait to read what Portland's Bigges movie critic Shawn Levy has to say about the movie. We were sitting right in front of him.. Maybe he'll mention the two punks in front of him as the only people emotionally into the movie! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	after we got out one critic came up to me with a camera. Asked me about it. I told him the movie was soooo intense I held my breath throught the whole movie, and then gave him the thumbs up and said "AWSOME" in my coolest looser voice.. He liked that!! Then my friend told them in his most surfer like voice "I paid for the whole seat, but for this movie I only used the edge" "it was awsome" Hopefully we'll make some kind of comerricial! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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