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Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 07:56 PM

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Why is the AK47 a particularly favored weapon of US enemies?

Monique Niccole · 03-26-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Why is the AK47 a particularly favored weapon of US enemies?

it's cheap?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete

it's cheap?

Bob?

BZZZZZZZZZZZT.

Oh, sorry.... tell him what he's won Bob.

A fresh new donkey!

wrong.

rooster · 03-26-2003, 08:04 PM

cuz those russian cocksuckers sell them to our enemies

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:04 PM

because it's reliable and takes a lot of fucking abuse..

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
cuz those russian cocksuckers sell them to our enemies

true... but not entirely the reason. Hint: Notice I said 'enemies', and not specifically Iraqis...

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:06 PM

so we can't use their weapon parts...

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
because it's reliable and takes a lot of fucking abuse..

also true....

The AK47 can fire our M60 machine gun rounds through them, should they be lucky enough to obtain any. But we have absolutely no use for AK47 rounds.

Fletch XXX · 03-26-2003, 08:07 PM

Lets get a pic of these bad boys.

<img src=http://www.sovietarmy.com/small_arms/ak-47_icon.jpg border="1">

http://www.sovietarmy.com/small_arms/ak-47.html

quiet · 03-26-2003, 08:08 PM

http://www.rcexchange.com/AK-47.wav

stanton · 03-26-2003, 08:09 PM

because it is the best gun to purchase on black market
very reliable
cheap and easy to get

priest · 03-26-2003, 08:10 PM

Hmmm, thats an interesting question. I believe its because the AK-47 is pretty much the most widely successful rifle out there. Something like 50 million were made. It's very reliable and also performs well under almost all climates. Russia also loves to sell weapons to the highest bidder.

European Lee · 03-26-2003, 08:13 PM

You can pick one up for around $2500.

And they are good at killing your target with the first coupleof shots however the acuracy of the round weakens further and further with each repetitive 'automatic' round fired

Oh they are also lightweight and can be used in most weather conditions

Weapon of choice for most terror organizations

Now taking orders, accpeted payment methods are cash, credit card, wire transfer and Paypal (coz paypal dont mention illegal firearms purchases in the TOS but they do adult LMAO)

Regards,

Lee

Turboface · 03-26-2003, 08:14 PM

Q: What is the motto of the Iraqi Air Force?

A: I came, I saw, Iran!

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:16 PM

already been answered... next question...

What is the standard punishment for stealing in Iraq?

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
already been answered... next question...

What is the standard punishment for stealing in Iraq?

They cut off their hands?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

They cut off their hands?

indeed.

and the punishment for drinking alcohol?

drunkdollars · 03-26-2003, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

also true....

The AK47 can fire our M60 machine gun rounds through them, should they be lucky enough to obtain any. But we have absolutely no use for AK47 rounds.

Is it the M60 or the Ar15/M16 round it can shoot?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by drunkdollars

Is it the M60 or the Ar15/M16 round it can shoot?

M60

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:18 PM

off the feed belt of course

drunkdollars · 03-26-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by European Lee
You can pick one up for around $2500.

And they are good at killing your target with the first coupleof shots however the acuracy of the round weakens further and further with each repetitive 'automatic' round fired

Oh they are also lightweight and can be used in most weather conditions

Weapon of choice for most terror organizations

Now taking orders, accpeted payment methods are cash, credit card, wire transfer and Paypal (coz paypal dont mention illegal firearms purchases in the TOS but they do adult LMAO)

Regards,

Lee

$2500? You must be talking fully auto or something. I called on them the other day and you can get em for $300 and up at the store here in town.

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

indeed.

and the punishment for drinking alcohol?

Death?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

Death?

Indeed!

2 for 2!!!

Okay... this one's pretty easy...
How regular is camelmeat a part of the Iraqi diet?

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:20 PM

death

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:21 PM

by the way, there's a 12 pack of Bud and a 5th of Canadian club (empty) buried in the Iraqi desert, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Amputator.

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:22 PM

It's not eaten by Mandaeans of Iraq

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Indeed!

2 for 2!!!

Okay... this one's pretty easy...
How regular is camelmeat a part of the Iraqi diet?

I don't believe they eat camelmeat do they? Cloven hooved animal and all that? Or is my thinking wrong here?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:23 PM

right again. They worship those nasty fucking camels... they don't eat them.

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:24 PM

Damn you Amp you're going to make me do research. I can't leave shit like this alone. Arrrrrrrgh Evil evil man.

drunkdollars · 03-26-2003, 08:25 PM

Romanian AK

Buy it now for $349.00

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
right again. They worship those nasty fucking camels... they don't eat them.

Yeah, the ships of the desert.. Without camels much trade and commerce in Iraq would be impossible... A lot of areas there are inaccessible to anything but, correct?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:25 PM

Okay, this one's tough...

where is the raghead fuck that stole my checkbook in '91?
Better yet, why the fuck did I bring my checkbook with me to that shithole?

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Okay, this one's tough...

where is the raghead fuck that stole my checkbook in '91?
Better yet, why the fuck did I bring my checkbook with me to that shithole?

He's busy with his "goatherding". I wouldn't worry too much about your checkbook. However, your wits, I would be concerned about :P

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Okay, this one's tough...

where is the raghead fuck that stole my checkbook in '91?
Better yet, why the fuck did I bring my checkbook with me to that shithole?

he's driving a Taxi and spare shit roll ;)

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:28 PM

okay....

What's the deal with the turbans / towels.... do they just put on anything they can find or... what?

playa · 03-26-2003, 08:29 PM

I think those Baby M16
the m4 is better than the Ak

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
okay....

What's the deal with the turbans / towels.... do they just put on anything they can find or... what?

proper Turbans I think are only worn by Shikhs... the women wear that shit because they are not supposed to expose their bodies right.?

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS

proper Turbans I think are only worn by Shikhs... the women wear that shit because they are not supposed to expose their bodies right.?

well, yes... on the women... faces and bodies. Only eyes showing. And they may not look the men in the eyes or speak. A man may not speak to or of another man's wife.

the "towels" and turbans actually follow some sort of bizarre Arab fashion, although I haven't ever entirely figured out how it works. But I know they have fashions that come and go like anything else... if checkered towels were in 10 years ago, you wouldn't catch them dead wearing them now.

Gutterboy · 03-26-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
the "towels" and turbans actually follow some sort of bizarre Arab fashion, although I haven't ever entirely figured out how it works. But I know they have fashions that come and go like anything else... if checkered towels were in 10 years ago, you wouldn't catch them dead wearing them now.

thats fucking hilarious

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

well, yes... on the women... faces and bodies. Only eyes showing. And they may not look the men in the eyes or speak. A man may not speak to or of another man's wife.

the "towels" and turbans actually follow some sort of bizarre Arab fashion, although I haven't ever entirely figured out how it works. But I know they have fashions that come and go like anything else... if checkered towels were in 10 years ago, you wouldn't catch them dead wearing them now.

Actually, they're very strict.. There are some extremeists who won't allow women in public unaccompanied by either their husband or a male family member. Women who make eye contact or have a conversation with a man who is not their husband or a male family member can actually be publically stoned to death. They must walk I believe 5 feet behind men at all times, eyes downcast.

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

Actually, they're very strict.. There are some extremeists who won't allow women in public unaccompanied by either their husband or a male family member. Women who make eye contact or have a conversation with a man who is not their husband or a male family member can actually be publically stoned to death. They must walk I believe 5 feet behind men at all times, eyes downcast.

indeed... they may not ride in a car with men... buses have actual separator walls inside and the women ride in the back 4 feet of the bus.

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:46 PM

although keep in mind, this shit is true for Saudi Arabia too.

Sly_RJ · 03-26-2003, 08:48 PM

I can only imagine hitting on an Iraqi woman...

Hey sexy, I like your checkered towel.

DJRCyberAVS · 03-26-2003, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I can only imagine hitting on an Iraqi woman...

Hey sexy, I like your checkered towel.

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
although keep in mind, this shit is true for Saudi Arabia too.

Most places in the middle east, actually. A good family friend of ours married a Pakistani man. She lived there for two years and couldn't handle it anymore (especially not being raised to the culture, she was still expected to behave according to their traditions or she would have been killed no matter what her husband said). She finally got fed up and came back to Canada and told him if he wanted her, he knew where to find her.

Can't say as I blame her much, though.

Gutterboy · 03-26-2003, 08:53 PM

Do the fat bitches wear only solid color towels because of their slimming effect?

LadyMischief · 03-26-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I can only imagine hitting on an Iraqi woman...

Hey sexy, I like your checkered towel.

Lol! Unfortunately, you'd be dead at the "sexy"! They kill men who hit on women too. It's just as taboo.

Amputate Your Head · 03-26-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Do the fat bitches wear only solid color towels because of their slimming effect?

LOL...

there are no fat people over there... they're all fuckin' starving... lol

03-26-2003, 07:56 PM	#1
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03-26-2003, 08:04 PM	#4
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03-26-2003, 08:08 PM	#10
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03-26-2003, 08:09 PM	#11
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	because it is the best gun to purchase on black market very reliable cheap and easy to get

03-26-2003, 08:10 PM	#12
priest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 139	Hmmm, thats an interesting question. I believe its because the AK-47 is pretty much the most widely successful rifle out there. Something like 50 million were made. It's very reliable and also performs well under almost all climates. Russia also loves to sell weapons to the highest bidder.

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03-26-2003, 08:22 PM	#26
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