Iraqi Knowledge Quiz Time
 

if you got some juicy piece of quizlet, let's hear it.



Why is the AK47 a particularly favored weapon of US enemies?

it's cheap?

Bob?

BZZZZZZZZZZZT.

Oh, sorry.... tell him what he's won Bob.

A fresh new donkey!


wrong.

cuz those russian cocksuckers sell them to our enemies

because it's reliable and takes a lot of fucking abuse..

true... but not entirely the reason. Hint: Notice I said 'enemies', and not specifically Iraqis...

so we can't use their weapon parts...

also true....



The AK47 can fire our M60 machine gun rounds through them, should they be lucky enough to obtain any. But we have absolutely no use for AK47 rounds.

Lets get a pic of these bad boys.

<img src=http://www.sovietarmy.com/small_arms/ak-47_icon.jpg border="1">

http://www.sovietarmy.com/small_arms/ak-47.html

because it is the best gun to purchase on black market
very reliable
cheap and easy to get

Hmmm, thats an interesting question. I believe its because the AK-47 is pretty much the most widely successful rifle out there. Something like 50 million were made. It's very reliable and also performs well under almost all climates. Russia also loves to sell weapons to the highest bidder.

You can pick one up for around $2500.

And they are good at killing your target with the first coupleof shots however the acuracy of the round weakens further and further with each repetitive 'automatic' round fired :)

Oh they are also lightweight and can be used in most weather conditions :)

Weapon of choice for most terror organizations :thumbsup

Now taking orders, accpeted payment methods are cash, credit card, wire transfer and Paypal (coz paypal dont mention illegal firearms purchases in the TOS but they do adult LMAO)

Regards,

Lee

Q: What is the motto of the Iraqi Air Force?

A: I came, I saw, Iran!


:glugglug

already been answered... next question...


What is the standard punishment for stealing in Iraq?

They cut off their hands?

indeed.


and the punishment for drinking alcohol?

Is it the M60 or the Ar15/M16 round it can shoot?

M60

off the feed belt of course

$2500? You must be talking fully auto or something. I called on them the other day and you can get em for $300 and up at the store here in town.

Death?

Indeed!

2 for 2!!! :thumbsup


Okay... this one's pretty easy...
How regular is camelmeat a part of the Iraqi diet?

death

by the way, there's a 12 pack of Bud and a 5th of Canadian club (empty) buried in the Iraqi desert, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Amputator. :glugglug

It's not eaten by Mandaeans of Iraq

I don't believe they eat camelmeat do they? Cloven hooved animal and all that? Or is my thinking wrong here?

right again. They worship those nasty fucking camels... they don't eat them.

Damn you Amp you're going to make me do research. I can't leave shit like this alone. Arrrrrrrgh Evil evil man.

http://gunbroker.com/pixhost/2003-02..._MAGS_1202.jpg

Romanian AK


Buy it now for $349.00

Yeah, the ships of the desert.. Without camels much trade and commerce in Iraq would be impossible... A lot of areas there are inaccessible to anything but, correct?

Okay, this one's tough...

where is the raghead fuck that stole my checkbook in '91?
Better yet, why the fuck did I bring my checkbook with me to that shithole? :1orglaugh

He's busy with his "goatherding". I wouldn't worry too much about your checkbook. However, your wits, I would be concerned about :P

he's driving a Taxi and spare shit roll ;)

okay....

What's the deal with the turbans / towels.... do they just put on anything they can find or... what?

I think those Baby M16
the m4 is better than the Ak

proper Turbans I think are only worn by Shikhs... the women wear that shit because they are not supposed to expose their bodies right.?

well, yes... on the women... faces and bodies. Only eyes showing. And they may not look the men in the eyes or speak. A man may not speak to or of another man's wife.

the "towels" and turbans actually follow some sort of bizarre Arab fashion, although I haven't ever entirely figured out how it works. But I know they have fashions that come and go like anything else... if checkered towels were in 10 years ago, you wouldn't catch them dead wearing them now.

thats fucking hilarious :1orglaugh

Actually, they're very strict.. There are some extremeists who won't allow women in public unaccompanied by either their husband or a male family member. Women who make eye contact or have a conversation with a man who is not their husband or a male family member can actually be publically stoned to death. They must walk I believe 5 feet behind men at all times, eyes downcast.

indeed... they may not ride in a car with men... buses have actual separator walls inside and the women ride in the back 4 feet of the bus.

although keep in mind, this shit is true for Saudi Arabia too.

I can only imagine hitting on an Iraqi woman...

Hey sexy, I like your checkered towel.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Most places in the middle east, actually. A good family friend of ours married a Pakistani man. She lived there for two years and couldn't handle it anymore (especially not being raised to the culture, she was still expected to behave according to their traditions or she would have been killed no matter what her husband said). She finally got fed up and came back to Canada and told him if he wanted her, he knew where to find her.

Can't say as I blame her much, though.

Do the fat bitches wear only solid color towels because of their slimming effect?

Lol! Unfortunately, you'd be dead at the "sexy"! They kill men who hit on women too. It's just as taboo.

LOL... :1orglaugh

there are no fat people over there... they're all fuckin' starving... lol