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10-03-2016, 02:18 PM | #1 |
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Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter
Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom's biological granddaughter. According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old's photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she'd accidentally gotten pregnant. As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning "several million dollars" in the lottery. He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife's profile. "I just felt strange when I saw her photos," the man said. "It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn't figure out why she seemed so familiar." Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced. "If we'd never found out, we would've lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn't change that," the 68-year-old said. "Every couple is different and special in their own ways," his wife added. article...
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10-03-2016, 02:20 PM | #2 |
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10-03-2016, 02:23 PM | #3 |
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I really hope they don not have children...
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10-03-2016, 02:34 PM | #4 |
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Yahoo erased the article!! Hahahaha!!! a lot of places deleted it wow
Miami man discovers bride is 'his own granddaughter'; no plans to divorce
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10-03-2016, 04:48 PM | #5 |
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Trump voters from FL are always in the news..
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10-03-2016, 04:56 PM | #6 |
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At least it's a normal marriage between a man and a woman!
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10-03-2016, 05:34 PM | #7 |
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Funniest thing you've ever posted
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10-03-2016, 11:14 PM | #8 |
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As long as it doesn't come out of the family...
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10-03-2016, 11:17 PM | #9 |
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Now that's messed up!
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10-03-2016, 11:18 PM | #10 |
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The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo
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"but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning "several million dollars" in the lottery."
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10-04-2016, 10:32 AM | #12 |
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Photos of the 68 and 24 year olds' honeymoon night or it didn't happen.
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10-04-2016, 11:04 AM | #13 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I knew there was something wrong with that photo. Just couldn't quite put my finger on what, though.
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10-04-2016, 11:21 AM | #14 |
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I 'accidentally' snogged my hot cousin once...
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10-04-2016, 12:53 PM | #15 |
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... Good old Jacksonville.
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Only in Florida...
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10-05-2016, 06:58 AM | #17 |
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I wanted to read about the hillbillies in Florida
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10-05-2016, 07:41 AM | #19 |
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Why does anyone think this is newsworthy? This is Florida.
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10-05-2016, 11:16 AM | #21 |
你自己去他媽的
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THis is getting so out of control
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10-05-2016, 07:30 PM | #22 |
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the best thing they can do is get divorce.
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10-05-2016, 07:45 PM | #23 |
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10-06-2016, 11:09 AM | #26 |
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Oww fuck, ive seen news and post on FB and i did not know where is this couple from, this is terible man, to bad they intend to keep this relation up
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10-06-2016, 11:21 AM | #27 |
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O.K. so that sucks, now break up and get therapy. I have a feeling they will just be inessential and gross out america. Anything for FAME
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