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brassmonkey 10-03-2016 02:18 PM

Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter
 
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Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom's biological granddaughter.

According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old's photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she'd accidentally gotten pregnant.

As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning "several million dollars" in the lottery.

He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife's profile.

"I just felt strange when I saw her photos," the man said. "It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn't figure out why she seemed so familiar."

Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

"If we'd never found out, we would've lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn't change that," the 68-year-old said.

"Every couple is different and special in their own ways," his wife added.

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JFK 10-03-2016 02:20 PM

OMG :helpme

j3rkules 10-03-2016 02:23 PM

I really hope they don not have children...

brassmonkey 10-03-2016 02:34 PM

Yahoo erased the article!! Hahahaha!!! a lot of places deleted it wow

Miami man discovers bride is 'his own granddaughter'; no plans to divorce

crockett 10-03-2016 04:48 PM

Trump voters from FL are always in the news..

MiamiBoyz 10-03-2016 04:56 PM

At least it's a normal marriage between a man and a woman!

God approves!

C H R I S 10-03-2016 05:34 PM

Funniest thing you've ever posted

Look Chang 10-03-2016 11:14 PM

As long as it doesn't come out of the family...

ContentPimp 10-03-2016 11:17 PM

Now that's messed up!

SBJ 10-03-2016 11:18 PM

The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo :2 cents:

JFK 10-04-2016 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21198601)
At least it's a normal marriage between a man and a woman!

God approves!

Yeah OK ........... Can you say Golddigger ?

"but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning "several million dollars" in the lottery." :helpme

Paz 10-04-2016 10:32 AM

Photos of the 68 and 24 year olds' honeymoon night or it didn't happen.

Actually on second thoughts we believe you..... :)

CDSmith 10-04-2016 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 21198832)
The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo :2 cents:

I knew there was something wrong with that photo. Just couldn't quite put my finger on what, though.

EddyTheDog 10-04-2016 11:21 AM

I 'accidentally' snogged my hot cousin once...

Is that too much info?:Oh crap....

sirkonstantine 10-04-2016 12:53 PM

... Good old Jacksonville.

VSKevin 10-04-2016 03:19 PM

Only in Florida...

I didn't know I needed these:
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Best Florida Man Headlines 2015 - The Year in Florida Man

Endless entertainment.

Spunky 10-05-2016 06:58 AM

I wanted to read about the hillbillies in Florida
"Hmmm... the page you're looking for isn't here. Try searching above."

Grapesoda 10-05-2016 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21198397)
https://i.imgur.com/0NgW6Ot.jpg

Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom's biological granddaughter.

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"Every couple is different and special in their own ways," his wife added.

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so the old guy slipped on a banana peal and accidently got married :1orglaugh

ruff 10-05-2016 07:41 AM

Why does anyone think this is newsworthy? This is Florida.

mikesouth 10-05-2016 11:07 AM


romeo22 10-05-2016 11:16 AM

THis is getting so out of control

freecartoonporn 10-05-2016 07:30 PM

the best thing they can do is get divorce.

Look Chang 10-05-2016 07:45 PM


celandina 10-06-2016 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 21201925)

http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/to...wn-grandpa.png

RyuLion 10-06-2016 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 21198832)
The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SirDubin 10-06-2016 11:09 AM

Oww fuck, ive seen news and post on FB and i did not know where is this couple from, this is terible man, to bad they intend to keep this relation up :(

chaze 10-06-2016 11:21 AM

O.K. so that sucks, now break up and get therapy. I have a feeling they will just be inessential and gross out america. Anything for FAME


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