Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter

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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77396

    #1

    Florida Man Accidentally Marries His Granddaughter



    Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom's biological granddaughter.

    According to the Florida Sun Post, the couple - who have requested to remain anonymous - came to the startling discovery while looking through the 68-year-old's photo albums, which included pictures of his first wife and their children. His 24-year-old wife instantly recognized one of the children as her estranged father, who she says kicked her out of the house when she was a teenager after she'd accidentally gotten pregnant.

    As the husband explained to the Florida Sun Post, he and his first wife had gone through a terrible split, and when she left him, she took their kids with her and moved to an undisclosed location. Despite his many efforts to find them, he was never able to, and eventually, he got remarried and started a new family with his second wife. However, that marriage also ended messily - but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning "several million dollars" in the lottery.

    He soon decided he was ready for love again, and after signing up for a dating website, he came across his future wife's profile.

    "I just felt strange when I saw her photos," the man said. "It was like a sense of déjà vu, but at the time I couldn't figure out why she seemed so familiar."

    Despite finally figuring it out, however, the couple have decided to stay together, and have no plans of getting divorced.

    "If we'd never found out, we would've lived out lives happily together, and us being related shouldn't change that," the 68-year-old said.

    "Every couple is different and special in their own ways," his wife added.

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  • JFK
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    • Jan 2002
    • 67373

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    • j3rkules
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      • Jul 2013
      • 22111

      #3
      I really hope they don not have children...

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      • brassmonkey
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        • Sep 2005
        • 77396

        #4
        Yahoo erased the article!! Hahahaha!!! a lot of places deleted it wow

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        • crockett
          in a van by the river
          • May 2003
          • 76818

          #5
          Trump voters from FL are always in the news..
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          • MiamiBoyz
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            • Oct 2012
            • 6690

            #6
            At least it's a normal marriage between a man and a woman!

            God approves!

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            • C H R I S
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              • Nov 2005
              • 10842

              #7
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              • Look Chang
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                • Sep 2010
                • 18255

                #8
                As long as it doesn't come out of the family...

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                • ContentPimp
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                  • SBJ
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                    • Apr 2003
                    • 11387

                    #10
                    The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo

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                    • JFK
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67373

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                      At least it's a normal marriage between a man and a woman!

                      God approves!
                      Yeah OK ........... Can you say Golddigger ?

                      "but in a stroke of luck two years later, the 68-year-old ended up winning "several million dollars" in the lottery."

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                      • Paz
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                        • Jun 2012
                        • 457

                        #12
                        Photos of the 68 and 24 year olds' honeymoon night or it didn't happen.

                        Actually on second thoughts we believe you.....

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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SBJ
                          The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo
                          I knew there was something wrong with that photo. Just couldn't quite put my finger on what, though.
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                          • EddyTheDog
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                            • Jan 2011
                            • 25433

                            #14
                            I 'accidentally' snogged my hot cousin once...

                            Is that too much info?....

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                            • sirkonstantine
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                              • Jan 2012
                              • 281

                              #15
                              ... Good old Jacksonville.

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                              • VSKevin
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                                #16
                                Only in Florida...

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                                • Spunky
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  I wanted to read about the hillbillies in Florida
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                                  • Grapesoda
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 46238

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brassmonkey


                                    Just three months into their marriage, a Florida couple got the surprise of their lives after discovering that the bride was the groom's biological granddaughter.

                                    .

                                    "Every couple is different and special in their own ways," his wife added.

                                    article...
                                    so the old guy slipped on a banana peal and accidently got married

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                                    • ruff
                                      I have a plan B
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5507

                                      #19
                                      Why does anyone think this is newsworthy? This is Florida.
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                                      • mikesouth
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 6334

                                        #20
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                                        • romeo22
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                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 23350

                                          #21
                                          THis is getting so out of control

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                                          • freecartoonporn
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                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 7683

                                            #22
                                            the best thing they can do is get divorce.
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                                            • Look Chang
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                                              • Sep 2010
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                                              #23

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                                              • celandina
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                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 11721

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mikesouth

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                                                • RyuLion
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 32369

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SBJ
                                                  The only thing I take from this is their wedding photographer was too drunk to take decent photos.. Look he totally cut off their heads in the photo

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                                                  • SirDubin
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                                                    • Dec 2014
                                                    • 71

                                                    #26
                                                    Oww fuck, ive seen news and post on FB and i did not know where is this couple from, this is terible man, to bad they intend to keep this relation up

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                                                    • chaze
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                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 9774

                                                      #27
                                                      O.K. so that sucks, now break up and get therapy. I have a feeling they will just be inessential and gross out america. Anything for FAME
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