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Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 04:22 PM

Anybody have any good tips or advice? I want to be a man whore and give women my schlong for a price. I am tired of women getting my man juic for free.

MuleScrote · 03-23-2003, 04:24 PM

Accept my paypal and get your ass over here

gothweb · 03-23-2003, 04:25 PM

I think most prostitutes are hired by men, even male prostitutes. Lube up.

Dawgy · 03-23-2003, 04:27 PM

threads about your penis were funny the first few hundred times.

now its just fucking annoying.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
I think most prostitutes are hired by men, even male prostitutes. Lube up.

oh oh

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
threads about your penis were funny the first few hundred times.

now its just fucking annoying.

First few hundred? I'd have given him his first 10 threads.

Now its just pathetic, and annoying... =) The guy has a personality of a drowned rat.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

First few hundred? I'd have given him his first 10 threads.

Now its just pathetic, and annoying... =) The guy has a personality of a drowned rat.

Oh Drew its ok it will get better for you. Just keep your hopes up and dont give up

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Oh Drew its ok it will get better for you. Just keep your hopes up and dont give up

Everyone pointing out how much of a dipshit you are, for me... cheers me up, so keep making posts. =) Thx

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 04:50 PM

Oh Drew such animosity , lack of sex? I got my eye on you dude
;-)

I hope we "run into each other" at the next internext :-)

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Oh Drew such animosity , lack of sex? I got my eye on you dude
;-)

I hope we "run into each other" at the next internext :-)

Just because I point out how fucking stupid you are, I'm lacking of sex?

I think not, its unbelievably obvious...

You sir, are a fucking moron.

Deal with it

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Just because I point out how fucking stupid you are, I'm lacking of sex?

I think not, its unbelievably obvious...

You sir, are a fucking moron.

Deal with it

I feel for you dude , I am here to help if you need someone

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I feel for you dude , I am here to help if you need someone

Help yourself first, =) You've got small penis issues you need to deal with.

try penispills.com

Anyone have a referral code for juicy?

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Help yourself first, =) You've got small penis issues you need to deal with.

try penispills.com

Anyone have a referral code for juicy?

Drew Drew Drew its ok dont be in denial , Wea re here to help you. From what people on this board have told me you need all the help you can get your hands on.

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Drew Drew Drew its ok dont be in denial , Wea re here to help you. From what people on this board have told me you need all the help you can get your hands on.

Apparently I hit home, since you're stalking me now. =)

its ok... keep on coming with it, blah blah blah, I need help, blah blah blah, Im poor, blah blah blah.

Same ol' Same ol'.

Make 100 threads about me, doesn't bother me one bit... =)

The fact is, you know now how everyone feels about you, because I'm getting ICQ's all over the place, =P

You'll never beat me in a piss match, better go back to your bukkake fetish little foreign boy.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Apparently I hit home, since you're stalking me now. =)

its ok... keep on coming with it, blah blah blah, I need help, blah blah blah, Im poor, blah blah blah.

Same ol' Same ol'.

Make 100 threads about me, doesn't bother me one bit... =)

The fact is, you know now how everyone feels about you, because I'm getting ICQ's all over the place, =P

You'll never beat me in a piss match, better go back to your bukkake fetish little foreign boy.

Ha ha ha

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Ha ha ha

Indeed... go back to your cock fetish, Unibrow. =)

FATPad · 03-23-2003, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
threads about your penis were funny the first few hundred times.

now its just fucking annoying.

Indeed.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
Indeed.

I agree

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Indeed... go back to your cock fetish, Unibrow. =)

I lost my tweezers

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

I lost my tweezers

Don't think it would help you with the ladies anymore to have 2 eyebrows, anyways.

Keep it, atleast people will find some humor out of lookin at ya

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Don't think it would help you with the ladies anymore to have 2 eyebrows, anyways.

Keep it, atleast people will find some humor out of lookin at ya

Drew is a stud

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Apparently I hit home, since you're stalking me now. =)

drew thinks that because we make fun of him that we must be 'stalking' him because he's so cool... lol
it's a tired old line...

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Originally posted by DrewKole
The fact is, you know now how everyone feels about you, because I'm getting ICQ's all over the place, =P

stop fluffing yourself.... no one gives a shit about you... the only people that have any interest in talking to you on icq is your mother and probably a chatbot or two.

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

stop fluffing yourself.... no one gives a shit about you... the only people that have any interest in talking to you on icq is your mother and probably a chatbot or two.

you put me on ignore twice, told everyone twice, and took me off ignore twice again.

I think you have an interest in talking to me. =)

its so fucking funny you aren't even intelligent enough to see the irony here.

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

its so fucking funny you aren't even intelligent enough to see the irony here.

it's so fucking funny that you are too ignorant to know when you're being played with like a fucking toy.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:18 PM

Drew

ME and AMP are here to help you my friend. Life is too short Drew, we can help you ,just let us help you. We feel bad for you and so does GFY and please for the love of god let us help the unfortunate like yourself

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

stop fluffing yourself.... no one gives a shit about you... the only people that have any interest in talking to you on icq is your mother and probably a chatbot or two.

In this corner, in the black boxers, GFY's own design maven AMP.

In the far corner, in the red boxers, San Antonio's very own, Drew Kole.

DING!!!

Piss Fight Commentary --

Early on in round one, AMP unleashes a jab employing the "you're nobody/insignificant" technique. AMP had dropped a couple of newb graphx designers using this technique.

Looking for the counter punch from DK

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

it's so fucking funny that you are too ignorant to know when you're being played with like a fucking toy.

uhhh, right... you're playing with me...

I guess your little temper tantrums just show, you are mentally still a child...

Then again, even children will answer questions that are posed to them, you avoid them because you're afraid of more of your lies being brought out in front of your would-be fanclub.

you're a gfy superstar amp... should we start a bet on whether or not you'll stop posting here forever when you hit 19999?

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

you put me on ignore twice, told everyone twice, and took me off ignore twice again.

I think you have an interest in talking to me. =)

its so fucking funny you aren't even intelligent enough to see the irony here.

see avoided point here, G Sharp.

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

you put me on ignore twice, told everyone twice, and took me off ignore twice again.

I think you have an interest in talking to me. =)

its so fucking funny you aren't even intelligent enough to see the irony here.

Piss Fight Commentary --

As you can see, Al, DK responds to AMP's initial jab with a weave using factual history tracing their piss matches...to establish AMP's reactions to prior pissmatches with DK. Definitely building a pattern here from which to launch a counterpunch. POP... we have a little pop with the intelligence attack. Not yhet a kill shot... developing.

Back to you, Al.

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

uhhh, right... you're playing with me...

I guess your little temper tantrums just show, you are mentally still a child...

Then again, even children will answer questions that are posed to them, you avoid them because you're afraid of more of your lies being brought out in front of your would-be fanclub.

you're a gfy superstar amp... should we start a bet on whether or not you'll stop posting here forever when you hit 19999?

aaaahahahaha...... jesus drew... you really are so wrapped up in this shit that you can't separate it from reality anymore can you...

answer your questions?? ROFL!!! Show me where it says I owe you an answer for anyfuckingthing. Eat cock drew... there's your answer.

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Then again, even children will answer questions that are posed to them, you avoid them because you're afraid of more of your lies being brought out in front of your would-be fanclub.

you're a gfy superstar amp... should we start a bet on whether or not you'll stop posting here forever when you hit 19999?

Piss Commentary --

Fight Fans, DK weaved in on the history and launched a pop punch, AMP didn't stagger, but we got another harded pop here. This is the "Infantile" approach.

Not yet a kill shot....but another strong punch.

DING! End of Round 1

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

aaaahahahaha...... jesus drew... you really are so wrapped up in this shit that you can't separate it from reality anymore can you...

answer your questions?? ROFL!!! Show me where it says I owe you an answer for anyfuckingthing. Eat cock drew... there's your answer.

Thats what I thought. =)

G Sharp, it all started when I said AMP wasn't the best designer in the world, he got offended, then started his little immaturity bounce across the board all night.

Then the next week, his tranny gf (this has not been confirmed, she could very well just be a very masculine looking female) left him... so he's even more emotional.

And then about a month later, he totally breaks down... I think its the war, I feel sorry for the tiny little man.

Lets start a mail order bride GFY donation fund for him, as long as the guy we send over isn't afraid of those scary tattoos of his...

AMP, you're so hard. lol

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by G Sharp

Piss Commentary --

Fight Fans, DK weaved in on the history and launched a pop punch, AMP didn't stagger, but we got another harded pop here. This is the "Infantile" approach.

Not yet a kill shot....but another strong punch.

DING! End of Round 1

Don't quit your day job.... =)

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

aaaahahahaha...... jesus drew... you really are so wrapped up in this shit that you can't separate it from reality anymore can you...

answer your questions?? ROFL!!! Show me where it says I owe you an answer for anyfuckingthing. Eat cock drew... there's your answer.

DING DING Round 2

AMP begins this round with a right cross jab, employing the "This is Only the Boards--don't take it seriously" approach. We got a little bit of traction, but he pulls away with the ROFL and Eat Cock comment. Defensive punching with an earlier offensive jab.

Developing....

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

Don't quit your day job.... =)

Seems like DK snarls at the commentary box with a defiant stare.

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:29 PM

poor drew.....

don't hate me for your own failures in life. It's not my fault you're an insignificant nobody with little man syndrome.

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:30 PM

Fight Commentary--

Damn, looks like Drew Kole took off his gloves and just picked up a verbal wit Glock and unloaded kill shots. AMP--don't do a Sonny Liston impression, bruh, get the fuck back up!

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole

Thats what I thought. =)

G Sharp, it all started when I said AMP wasn't the best designer in the world, he got offended, then started his little immaturity bounce across the board all night.

Then the next week, his tranny gf (this has not been confirmed, she could very well just be a very masculine looking female) left him... so he's even more emotional.

And then about a month later, he totally breaks down... I think its the war, I feel sorry for the tiny little man.

Lets start a mail order bride GFY donation fund for him, as long as the guy we send over isn't afraid of those scary tattoos of his...

AMP, you're so hard. lol

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:30 PM

G SHARP you got me laughing my balls off

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
G SHARP you got me laughing my balls off

I am not exactly the Howard Cosell of GFY but I try.

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:32 PM

Let's rename this thread.... Thrilla from GFYa!

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2003, 05:32 PM

Lets stop fighting and discuss better techniques on how to get women (Men For DREW) in bed

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
poor drew.....

don't hate me for your own failures in life. It's not my fault you're an insignificant nobody with little man syndrome.

If not being a drunken messageboard poster with mediocre design skills and the wit of a 4 year old, is being an insignificant failure...

Lets hope I never become a front-running popular messageboard success.

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:36 PM

i don't think you have anything to fear drew... just keep sitting there chatting it up with your aol buddy list and making those galleries.... you're bound to go far in your sad pathetic life I'm sure... someday...

or, maybe you'll just be hit by a car or something and no one will notice.

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:38 PM

Ahh, I guess that mediocre design skill truth hit home. =)

I do indeed make and submit galleries all the time, fortunately they're promoting my own paysites. =)

While you're still an employee... I do hope your employers will be able to handle you being out all week, while you're taking your remedial web design course at Maui Community College. =)

Pipecrew · 03-23-2003, 05:40 PM

Someone stop the fight!! Its BEEN over for a few posts now

G Sharp · 03-23-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Someone stop the fight!! Its BEEN over for a few posts now

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:41 PM

my skills might be mediocre drew... but at least they're not that of a 13 year old kid using MSPaint, as I'm sure your *cough* "paysites" (term used very loosely here) must be if they're coming from you...

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
Someone stop the fight!! Its BEEN over for a few posts now

He's a glutten for punishment I guess.

Who said it in that other thread? Frank W I think...

He's just like those 50's boxers that keep getting back up after they've been knocked the fuck out... They just don't learn their lesson the first 10 times

DrewKole · 03-23-2003, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
my skills might be mediocre drew... but at least they're not that of a 13 year old kid using MSPaint, as I'm sure your *cough* "paysites" (term used very loosely here) must be if they're coming from you...

Straight up ms paint... =) Even if I did use MS Paint, believe me, it would look much better than anythng you could come up with... =)

You seem to be addicted to 1 point strokes, and your cheesy little gradient overlay. =)

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole

He's a glutten for punishment I guess.

punishment? LOL...

you've said nothing yet to put me off continuing to make fun of you drew... I'm still waiting...

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	How can I become a MAN WHORE? Anybody have any good tips or advice? I want to be a man whore and give women my schlong for a price. I am tired of women getting my man juic for free.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	poor drew..... don't hate me for your own failures in life. It's not my fault you're an insignificant nobody with little man syndrome. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	i don't think you have anything to fear drew... just keep sitting there chatting it up with your aol buddy list and making those galleries.... you're bound to go far in your sad pathetic life I'm sure... someday... or, maybe you'll just be hit by a car or something and no one will notice. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	threads about your penis were funny the first few hundred times. now its just fucking annoying.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Oh Drew such animosity , lack of sex? I got my eye on you dude ;-) I hope we "run into each other" at the next internext :-)

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Drew ME and AMP are here to help you my friend. Life is too short Drew, we can help you ,just let us help you. We feel bad for you and so does GFY and please for the love of god let us help the unfortunate like yourself

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	G SHARP you got me laughing my balls off

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G Sharp So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,343	Let's rename this thread.... Thrilla from GFYa!

03-23-2003, 05:38 PM	#44
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	Ahh, I guess that mediocre design skill truth hit home. =) I do indeed make and submit galleries all the time, fortunately they're promoting my own paysites. =) While you're still an employee... I do hope your employers will be able to handle you being out all week, while you're taking your remedial web design course at Maui Community College. =)

03-23-2003, 05:40 PM	#45
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Someone stop the fight!! Its BEEN over for a few posts now

03-23-2003, 05:41 PM	#47
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	my skills might be mediocre drew... but at least they're not that of a 13 year old kid using MSPaint, as I'm sure your cough "paysites" (term used very loosely here) must be if they're coming from you... __________________ SIG TOO BIG