xxxjay

No you listen here you stupid fuck. It's a blog. I update it one posted a time. When I update it a shit load of people come read the new post, because most likely they've already read the old ones. There are only five or six real posts on the whole fucking blog. What are they supposed to do read extra pages that aren't there?

You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid retard

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xxxjay

Oh yeah, you are the same shit stain that posted the Alexa numbers... Funny how the engagement is different there. You single digit IQ fucking monkey brain fucking retard

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astronaut x

The only thing that went viral is Charlie Sheen.

I don't consider a couple weeks or so of traffic from a few second rate news outlets as going viral.

xxxjay

Let's see if an example of something you've done better or even close...

Waiting

Waitingâ?¦

Waiting.

I didn't think so

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Nitzer Ebb

You mother fucking stupid idiot. Your new sessions are also at 85%. So what that means 85% of people come to your shitty blog and leave after 1 minute and 21 seconds (average). There aren't any come backs. Most of your come-back traffic is from gfy.com
Fucking crackhead, my dog knows SEO better than you.

Upstream Sites
Which sites did people visit immediately before this site?

Site Percent of Unique Visits
1. gfy.com 24.8%
2. reddit.com 14.2%
3. facebook.com 11.5%

xxxjay

I wasn't even talking about SEO. I'm not sure where you're pulling those numbers from. They are even close to correct.

Anyhow thanks for your traffic fuck face

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Nitzer Ebb

My Belle Knox site brought my server down. Took me 48 hours to start making $$$ with right seo and domain name.

Nitzer Ebb

You welcome idiot. Now you have 251 unique hits today.

dyna mo

I didn't realize you were down.

It's not my style to kick a guy when he's emotionally fragile.

I had just recalled that thread you linked, where you're capitalizing on sheen being down. And thought your lemmy thread was in the same vein.

Perhaps you can post a pic of you two hanging out fishing or something to help weld the connection between you two, it would help the blog post .

Anyhoo, sorry for any typos I'm out and about


Happy new year!

Nitzer Ebb

Fishing

xxxjay

If I may speak on that. I had to really dig around to find a picture with Lemmy, because I never wanted to be that asshole constantly asking for pictures. The reason I did use that picture is because I was at his 70th birthday, it was just a few days before he died, and I had this strange feeling it would be the last time I would see him alive. Again, if you would read that blog you would know that. If you read the blog, you would also know that I gave him my own LP of "No Remorse" because he said he couldn't even find one and I've been acquainted through my friends in Nashville Pussy who have done 5 tours with Motörhead.

God damn, I feel like I'm rewriting the whole thing again

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xxxjay

Yeah, and so is my Google.com

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dyna mo

You know your relationship with him. I truly do not. But you also know this follows your sheen thread, which was very clearly you working to capitalize on his downfall. I'm sure you can see how these threads conflict from a gfyers view.

xxxjay

Not true at all. Some have credited me with causing Charlie Sheen's downfall. Would you have rather him kept exposing girls to HIV?

The Lemmy thing was always going to go in there. I figured since he died, it would be a perfect time to pay tribute to him. The problem is you guys are commenting on it without reading it.

It's a tribute to the man and not capitalizing on his downfall

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xxxjay

For all the haters in this thread... Name five Motörhead songs without googling. I bet you can't do it and I bet if you can I know how to play them on guitar

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Nitzer Ebb

Santa left the building. Who else is "some"?
Why is the sms screen gone?

xxxjay

Because the embed from Twitter was slowing my site down so bad. Once it was gone, I thought it looked cleaner without it

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Nitzer Ebb

That's how you got "My friend" thing going?

Im good friends with:

Iron Maiden
Metallica
and...
Dora from Warlock

xxxjay

To you question...
https://soundcloud.com/gus-and-izzy/...for-hiv-status

Or just Google it motherfucker
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q...+charlie+sheen

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Nitzer Ebb

Sure thing. You want to post it here?

xxxjay

That's awesome, I love iron maiden and older Metallica

Call me when Jeff Hanneman introduces YOUR band...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnt8inKGqE

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Nitzer Ebb

Crackhead, I'm talking about your sms screen about motorhead guy. Where she told you to shut the fuck up.

xxxjay

https://twitter.com/JasonQuinlan71/s...kjh31024076800

fuck u

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xxxjay

Hey you fucking NAZI I just did

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xxxjay

You know what, I'm getting a little bit tired of talking to people that won't user own nickname. That's a problem with this stupid board... People make up 30 different nicknames and they say all kinds of fucked up shit but nobody knows who's who... I've done one thing and every single post that I've ever made to GFY has been under one username

Go shove the gerbil up your ass and die

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Nitzer Ebb

I don't have a band and I don't use drugs. But I hanged out with David Robinson and Pat LaFontaine. Does it count? I have them as my friends on my facebook.

xxxjay

You should start doing drugs.

Try some cyanide.

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Google Expert

god damn this thread is painful to read

xxxjay

I don't know, my last comment what is the coup de grace

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georgeyw

I remember saying that you'd have a mountain in a desert not so long ago, thanks for the confirmation.

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xxxjay

No, fuck you. Jealous ass hating motherfucker.

Watch me

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xxxjay

And yes, I did have a big spike out of the gate, but it doesn't mean the traffic was small afterwords.

If you were so awesome and you want to criticize me write a blog about something other people find interesting and watch how many people pay attention.

Do it or shut your fucking mouth you piece of fucking trolling trash

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ottopottomouse

I read it on Wednesday when it still had the phone screenshots that contradicted your narrative in there.

I don't know you personally and have no background reason to be positive or negative but as an article it did come across as something hastily thrown together to capitalise on his death with your friendship proof just being an ambush photo with a fan. The comments likening you to Mike South don't sound wrong to me.

The Snapple anecdote you seem so proud of is of little interest and such a minimal interaction with him as to make you sound even more like a starstruck fan than a friend.

As a tribute to the man you could have done worse, but you could also have done a lot better. It comes across as far more I, me, I, me, me, me, than being about Lemmy.

You posted it here because you wanted readers and comments. If you are only going to accept positive comments and go mad at any criticism you're just going to get more and more negative comments with each article you write.

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JuicyBunny

- I bet you and Mickey go way back.

Mickey Avalon, Everyone's Favorite Former Heroin Addict and Male Prostitute, Rides Again | L.A. Weekly

Just re-write the piece and stop coming off like a cry baby douche here.

You obviously were not friends with Lemmy.
You'd get more sympathy if you'd man up and write something real instead of the Mickey Avalon wanna be bullshit.

Seriously. 85%+ of your traffic obviously agrees with us.

I've been playing rock n roll since I was 17 and writing since I was 8 or 9. I'm doubting you can do either. But keep working on it and develop a thicker skin.

xxxjay

Here have some fun with this you worthless pieces of shit
2015: The Worst Year of My Life - Don't Tell Me How To Ruin My Life

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Ferus

If you have half the talent you claim, why arent you sending any traffic?

RummyBoy

Penny24Seven

Not sure why you give the trolls or even the regulars something to eat and than bitch when they take the bait.
That seems like one hell of a year "but did you die" I can't even afford a can of coke remember. So you are on track to make it a better year.
Good luck

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ITraffic

reading your latest blog post ...

there are people in the real world with actual hard lives, very serious and crushing problems and yet they keep plugging on and you will never hear about the suffering they endure. suffering much worse then yours with no end or relief in sight.

you are a pampered man whose problems are 100% self-created by your greed, stupidity, shallowness, inflated self-importance and obvious drug and alcohol problems.

hopefully 2016 brings you a moment of awakening to show you how deluded you have become and use that insight to begin of the long and arduous path of learning how to be a real, more humble, and genuine and loving human being.

good luck.

ottopottomouse

You need an editor with no connection to any of the drama to restrain you from posting this stuff, and a proofreader/translator that speaks English and can turn your poor attempts at using fancypants language into real words.

Just making it look like you're a complete fuckup with a superiority complex that brings problem after problem upon yourself and wants to blame everyone around you for everything.

You choose your friends, the bars you go to, the parties you attend, when to stop drinking and how to conduct yourself, and you appear to be useless at it. Most people manage to go through life without regularly getting the shit kicked out of them, drinking till they black out and being a problem for everyone around them, dealing with the police or having to keep attending court.

Whining and being abusive that everyone was only your friend when you were of use to them while simultaneously crying that you need help isn't going to make any 'friend' want to help you.

If you're still alive in twelve months I look forward to struggling to read 2016: The Worst Year of My Life.

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LOL and people felt bad for this idiot? Your writing sucks to .

OneHungLo

Pac Man!

Pac Man!

I'm not ArronM

Far-L

xxxjay... do you ever wonder if when you "had people wanting to suck your dick for traffic" back in the day" you hadn't been such a dick that people wouldn't want to remind you all the time now how much you suck?

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For a guy whose career stretches back to being a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, at less than 2 pages, this thread is a quick and easy read.

Nitzer Ebb

You supposed to be jealous

TheSquealer

This is the life of an addict. Total collapse of all income streams. Loss of property. Thoughts and threats of suicide. Fighting (getting beat up) and acting out. Continued substance abuse. Dysfunctional relationships. Inability to form meaningft bonds with others. A life now summed up by a shameless blog centered on name dropping and "look at me", "look at how cool I am" summed up in two posts which the world forgot about within minutes of the publish button being pushed.

You are not someone to be jealous of,... you are a cautionary tale. Just like Sleazy, you see nothing off putting and destructive in your personality and you could care less about what others think ... ie that constant stream of feedback from the world telling you exactly who and what you are. You should complete the circle and advertise yessignals.com