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    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #46
    Happy New Year Jay

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    • xxxjay
      Tube groupie.
      • Aug 2002
      • 13482

      #47
      Originally posted by Mediamix
      Are you both retarded? Just asking....
      Thank you, it hasn't even had time to be calculated properly by Alexa. I didn't even buy the domain to November 14. Full disclosure, here's the stats.



      All that traffic came without buying one shitty skimmed hit or even creating one backlink. It went viral on its own...

      Fact: Charlie Sheen Has HIV!

      Jealous? I would be to. Not to mention the fact the caliber of writing is something most of you will never achieve.

      Just typical "schoolyard bully" mentality, kick somebody when they're down, I get it.

      I'm sure a lot of these same nicknames we're the same people were sucking my dick hoping to get traffic a few years ago.

      I don't even know why I post here, the majority of my business is not even in adult. Maybe I should make it a New Year's resolution to stop.

      http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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      • Pac Man!
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2015
        • 171

        #48
        Originally posted by xxxjay
        Thank you, it hasn't even had time to be calculated properly by Alexa. I didn't even buy the domain to November 14. Full disclosure, here's the stats.



        All that traffic came without buying one shitty skimmed hit or even creating one backlink. It went viral on its own...

        Fact: Charlie Sheen Has HIV!

        Jealous? I would be to. Not to mention the fact the caliber of writing is something most of you will never achieve.

        Just typical "schoolyard bully" mentality, kick somebody when they're down, I get it.

        I'm sure a lot of these same nicknames we're the same people were sucking my dick hoping to get traffic a few years ago.

        I don't even know why I post here, the majority of my business is not even in adult. Maybe I should make it a New Year's resolution to stop.

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        • xxxjay
          Tube groupie.
          • Aug 2002
          • 13482

          #49
          Originally posted by Pac Man!
          Ok, ArronM ... what have I ever done to you? I don't even know much about you other than you are fat.
          http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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          • Nitzer Ebb
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2015
            • 797

            #50
            Originally posted by xxxjay
            Thank you, it hasn't even had time to be calculated properly by Alexa. I didn't even buy the domain to November 14. Full disclosure, here's the stats.



            All that traffic came without buying one shitty skimmed hit or even creating one backlink. It went viral on its own...

            Fact: Charlie Sheen Has HIV!

            Jealous? I would be to. Not to mention the fact the caliber of writing is something most of you will never achieve.

            Just typical "schoolyard bully" mentality, kick somebody when they're down, I get it.

            I'm sure a lot of these same nicknames we're the same people were sucking my dick hoping to get traffic a few years ago.

            I don't even know why I post here, the majority of my business is not even in adult. Maybe I should make it a New Year's resolution to stop.

            Dummy, your bounce rate is 85% and average session is 1:21
            Is that what we supposed be jealous of? You are an idiot
            -= Krampus Productions =-

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            • xxxjay
              Tube groupie.
              • Aug 2002
              • 13482

              #51
              Originally posted by Nitzer Ebb
              Dummy, your bounce rate is 85% and average session is 1:21
              Is that what we supposed be jealous of? You are an idiot
              No you listen here you stupid fuck. It's a blog. I update it one posted a time. When I update it a shit load of people come read the new post, because most likely they've already read the old ones. There are only five or six real posts on the whole fucking blog. What are they supposed to do read extra pages that aren't there?

              You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid retard

              http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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              • xxxjay
                Tube groupie.
                • Aug 2002
                • 13482

                #52
                Originally posted by Nitzer Ebb
                Dummy, your bounce rate is 85% and average session is 1:21
                Is that what we supposed be jealous of? You are an idiot
                Oh yeah, you are the same shit stain that posted the Alexa numbers... Funny how the engagement is different there. You single digit IQ fucking monkey brain fucking retard

                http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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                • astronaut x
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2011
                  • 4844

                  #53
                  Originally posted by xxxjay
                  Thank you, it hasn't even had time to be calculated properly by Alexa. I didn't even buy the domain to November 14. Full disclosure, here's the stats.



                  All that traffic came without buying one shitty skimmed hit or even creating one backlink. It went viral on its own...

                  Fact: Charlie Sheen Has HIV!

                  Jealous? I would be to. Not to mention the fact the caliber of writing is something most of you will never achieve.

                  Just typical "schoolyard bully" mentality, kick somebody when they're down, I get it.

                  I'm sure a lot of these same nicknames we're the same people were sucking my dick hoping to get traffic a few years ago.

                  I don't even know why I post here, the majority of my business is not even in adult. Maybe I should make it a New Year's resolution to stop.

                  The only thing that went viral is Charlie Sheen.

                  I don't consider a couple weeks or so of traffic from a few second rate news outlets as going viral.
                  Hello

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                  • xxxjay
                    Tube groupie.
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 13482

                    #54
                    Originally posted by astronaut x
                    The only thing that went viral is Charlie Sheen.

                    I don't consider a couple weeks or so of traffic from a few second rate news outlets as going viral.
                    Let's see if an example of something you've done better or even close...

                    Waiting

                    Waitingâ?¦

                    Waiting.

                    I didn't think so

                    http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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                    • Nitzer Ebb
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2015
                      • 797

                      #55
                      Originally posted by xxxjay
                      No you listen here you stupid fuck. It's a blog. I update it one posted a time. When I update it a shit load of people come read the new post, because most likely they've already read the old ones. There are only five or six real posts on the whole fucking blog. What are they supposed to do read extra pages that aren't there?

                      You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid retard

                      You mother fucking stupid idiot. Your new sessions are also at 85%. So what that means 85% of people come to your shitty blog and leave after 1 minute and 21 seconds (average). There aren't any come backs. Most of your come-back traffic is from gfy.com
                      Fucking crackhead, my dog knows SEO better than you.

                      Upstream Sites
                      Which sites did people visit immediately before this site?

                      Site Percent of Unique Visits
                      1. gfy.com 24.8%
                      2. reddit.com 14.2%
                      3. facebook.com 11.5%
                      -= Krampus Productions =-

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                      • xxxjay
                        Tube groupie.
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 13482

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Nitzer Ebb
                        You mother fucking stupid idiot. Your new sessions are also at 85%. So what that means 85% of people come to your shitty blog and leave after 1 minute and 21 seconds (average). There aren't any come backs. Most of your come-back traffic is from gfy.com
                        Fucking crackhead, my dog knows SEO better than you.

                        Upstream Sites
                        Which sites did people visit immediately before this site?

                        Site Percent of Unique Visits
                        1. gfy.com 24.8%
                        2. reddit.com 14.2%
                        3. facebook.com 11.5%
                        I wasn't even talking about SEO. I'm not sure where you're pulling those numbers from. They are even close to correct.

                        Anyhow thanks for your traffic fuck face
                        http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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                        • Nitzer Ebb
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2015
                          • 797

                          #57
                          Originally posted by xxxjay
                          Let's see if an example of something you've done better or even close...

                          Waiting

                          Waiting…

                          Waiting.

                          I didn't think so

                          My Belle Knox site brought my server down. Took me 48 hours to start making $$$ with right seo and domain name.
                          -= Krampus Productions =-

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                          • Nitzer Ebb
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2015
                            • 797

                            #58
                            Originally posted by xxxjay
                            I wasn't even talking about SEO. I'm not sure where you're pulling those numbers from. They are even close to correct.

                            Anyhow thanks for your traffic fuck face
                            You welcome idiot. Now you have 251 unique hits today.
                            -= Krampus Productions =-

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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184

                              #59
                              Originally posted by xxxjay
                              Thank you, it hasn't even had time to be calculated properly by Alexa. I didn't even buy the domain to November 14. Full disclosure, here's the stats.



                              All that traffic came without buying one shitty skimmed hit or even creating one backlink. It went viral on its own...

                              Fact: Charlie Sheen Has HIV!

                              Jealous? I would be to. Not to mention the fact the caliber of writing is something most of you will never achieve.

                              Just typical "schoolyard bully" mentality, kick somebody when they're down, I get it.

                              I'm sure a lot of these same nicknames we're the same people were sucking my dick hoping to get traffic a few years ago.

                              I don't even know why I post here, the majority of my business is not even in adult. Maybe I should make it a New Year's resolution to stop.

                              I didn't realize you were down.

                              It's not my style to kick a guy when he's emotionally fragile.

                              I had just recalled that thread you linked, where you're capitalizing on sheen being down. And thought your lemmy thread was in the same vein.

                              Perhaps you can post a pic of you two hanging out fishing or something to help weld the connection between you two, it would help the blog post .

                              Anyhoo, sorry for any typos I'm out and about


                              Happy new year!

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                              • Nitzer Ebb
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2015
                                • 797

                                #60
                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                I didn't realize you were down.

                                It's not my style to kick a guy when he's emotionally fragile.

                                I had just recalled that thread you linked, where you're capitalizing on sheen being down. And thought your lemmy thread was in the same vein.

                                Perhaps you can post a pic of you two hanging out fishing or something to help weld the connection between you two, it would help the blog post .

                                Anyhoo, sorry for any typos I'm out and about


                                Happy new year!

                                Fishing
                                -= Krampus Productions =-

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