Globill Nightmare - GoFuckYourself.com

steffie · 03-20-2003, 01:49 PM

Ok, I have to bitch and I bitch on here because I am just bitchy right not.. So here

I been trying to buy content, software with Globill from different paysites for the past week. I never had any problems with any of my credit cards, Visa, Mastercard, Amex, etc.

However Globill keeps turning me down.
One of my Visa cards is a debit card, and yes I have enough to cover the 40 bucks for the software I was about to buy duh!

So last week I emailed Globill asking them "Wassup" and never got a respond, so screw it, I paid the content provider last week with paypal and forgot.

Today I tried to buy some software, Globill is their biller, NADA, DECLINED,, Ok, I tried my other cards, declined, declined, ok now I am pissed, because I am an impulse buyer, some people shop at walmart I shop cool software and crap online and I WANT IT NOW.

So I called Globill. They tell me they can't really help me because I have to email them from the email address I signed up with. Ok, now I told him, "Look I did that last week and never got an answer"

The guy just hung up at me!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't quite sure, but yup he did, I stared at the phone for a couple of minutes, than went back to the site and noticed a paypal link for the software, I bought it with paypal.

However I am still upset, ok, we all know that customers are impulse buyers, like me. Let's hope they never treat turned down surfers the way I was treated.

Ok, now I feel a little better, but damn, I still have to wait up to 24 hours now to get my new toy (software) I bought

Shit

Globill

Juicy D. Links · 03-20-2003, 01:50 PM

Thats all nice and dandy but how about we see your tits?

steffie · 03-20-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Thats all nice and dandy but how about we see your tits?

Baby, you seen them before, they aint getting any higher with age you know LOL

But damn I am still upset.

Feeling much better now that I aired myself,, waiting for my new toy now

chupacabra · 03-20-2003, 01:54 PM

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Let's hope they never treat turned down surfers the way I was treated.

i've had the same experience lately trying to buy scripts and such from sites that used gloBill as their main processor... i had 3 valid creditcards declined, including a debit/check card from BoA. i was forced to use Paypal as well to send the payment, i'd hope gloBill isn't scrubbing this hard on all their customers, but i'm glad i didn't even look at them during the whole VISA calamity last year..

Dj Furious · 03-20-2003, 01:55 PM

How come nobody loves Raymond's brother?

Dj Furious · 03-20-2003, 01:56 PM

shit, maybe i shouldnt use globill for my site anymore..!

DrewKole · 03-20-2003, 01:57 PM

I wouldnt ever use them for CC purchases, IMHO. =)

Dj Furious · 03-20-2003, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
I wouldnt ever use them for CC purchases, IMHO. =)

who do you use for a cc processor?

steffie · 03-20-2003, 02:08 PM

Off I go watching Judge Judy, it better be on and nothing about the War,, or I am getting more bitchy = my hubby aint gonna get laid tonight

lol

eRock · 03-20-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by steffie
Off I go watching Judge Judy, it better be on and nothing about the War,,

Good luck...

Elephant_Gut · 03-20-2003, 02:50 PM

I've bought content sets from a number of vendors that use Globill and never had a problem. I also use them for one of my sites and it does slightly better income than my other processor sites.

Did you ever do chargebacks on your cards? Maybe you are in their negative database. Now all you have to do is chargeback on Paypal and you can never buy content from anyone anymore. Hee. Hee.

foreverjason · 03-20-2003, 02:53 PM

WTF! What is going on with these stupid fucking CC processors.

Que? · 03-20-2003, 03:00 PM

If you chargeback once or have any sort of similar issue(bouncing check) with a globill payment your on their permanent blacklist.

At least they told me so.

They work fine for me though but keep a backup processor.

ozzymandius · 03-20-2003, 03:07 PM

i've used ccbill, ibill and epoch in the past but have been using globill as main for many months now. I am totally satisfied with their service and my sign up ratio is better than it's ever been.

I think you can always find at least one webmaster who has a horror story of trying to sign up with their own credit card to any given processors. Bottom line is that all the known processors seem to be in roughly the same ballpark as far as scrubbing is concerned. But as they say, your mileage may vary!

DrewKole · 03-20-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Dj Furious

who do you use for a cc processor?

Epoch & ACPay...

If you're not real concerned with affiliates, than just go to ACPay man... no setup fee, good guys over there...

And a sharp system for their first try... got me up in a day, and the scrub is way way way way less than globill

Or if you have the cash, go to epoch... =) Great guys over there too, talk to Jim Christensen.

Chers

chupacabra · 03-20-2003, 03:16 PM

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Did you ever do chargebacks on your cards?

never a chargeback on any of these cards, the only time i've ever charged anything back was on an Amex card years ago... don't get it..

steffie · 03-20-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Que?
If you chargeback once or have any sort of similar issue(bouncing check) with a globill payment your on their permanent blacklist.

At least they told me so.

They work fine for me though but keep a backup processor.

Never had one chargeback I send in.. I know what i am buying and I don't charge back

btw.. judge judy was cancelled due to the war reports.. Darnit, my day isn't getting any better

stocktrader23 · 03-20-2003, 08:11 PM

And to think paypal could have owned this market but they don't want it. Fucking fools at ebay.

directfiesta · 03-20-2003, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
And to think paypal could have owned this market but they don't want it. Fucking fools at ebay.

Maybe VISA has something to do with that...

directfiesta · 03-20-2003, 08:14 PM

Why doesn't discover get in the show and launch a general card, but geared or accepted in adult markets....

MattO · 03-20-2003, 08:18 PM

You paid for software?

stocktrader23 · 03-20-2003, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by directfiesta

Maybe VISA has something to do with that...

Ebay still processes adult items sold on ebay. If Visa had anything to do with it that would include the fees and regulation of sites. Paypal pulled the plug themselves. Probably scared of Asshahahahaha.

NETbilling · 03-20-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Ebay still processes adult items sold on ebay. If Visa had anything to do with it that would include the fees and regulation of sites. Paypal pulled the plug themselves. Probably scared of Asshahahahaha.

When companies go public, their stockholders often scare them out of doing too much adult (or any high risk) business. Look at the track record from recent history.

Mitch

Deb · 03-21-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
You paid for software?

Yeah, some of us adult webmasters are honest and actually pay for software.

Sorry to hear about your bad day, Steffie. At this rate, things just have to get better for you.

03-20-2003, 01:49 PM	#1
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Globill Nightmare Ok, I have to bitch and I bitch on here because I am just bitchy right not.. So here I been trying to buy content, software with Globill from different paysites for the past week. I never had any problems with any of my credit cards, Visa, Mastercard, Amex, etc. However Globill keeps turning me down. One of my Visa cards is a debit card, and yes I have enough to cover the 40 bucks for the software I was about to buy duh! So last week I emailed Globill asking them "Wassup" and never got a respond, so screw it, I paid the content provider last week with paypal and forgot. Today I tried to buy some software, Globill is their biller, NADA, DECLINED,, Ok, I tried my other cards, declined, declined, ok now I am pissed, because I am an impulse buyer, some people shop at walmart I shop cool software and crap online and I WANT IT NOW. So I called Globill. They tell me they can't really help me because I have to email them from the email address I signed up with. Ok, now I told him, "Look I did that last week and never got an answer" The guy just hung up at me!!!!!!!!!!! I wasn't quite sure, but yup he did, I stared at the phone for a couple of minutes, than went back to the site and noticed a paypal link for the software, I bought it with paypal. However I am still upset, ok, we all know that customers are impulse buyers, like me. Let's hope they never treat turned down surfers the way I was treated. Ok, now I feel a little better, but damn, I still have to wait up to 24 hours now to get my new toy (software) I bought Shit Globill __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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03-20-2003, 02:08 PM	#9
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Off I go watching Judge Judy, it better be on and nothing about the War,, or I am getting more bitchy = my hubby aint gonna get laid tonight lol __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

03-20-2003, 02:50 PM	#11
Elephant_Gut Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 70	I've bought content sets from a number of vendors that use Globill and never had a problem. I also use them for one of my sites and it does slightly better income than my other processor sites. Did you ever do chargebacks on your cards? Maybe you are in their negative database. Now all you have to do is chargeback on Paypal and you can never buy content from anyone anymore. Hee. Hee. __________________ Elephant Gut Yes I got a big Gut Now Screw off!

03-20-2003, 01:50 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Thats all nice and dandy but how about we see your tits?

03-20-2003, 01:57 PM	#7
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	I wouldnt ever use them for CC purchases, IMHO. =)

03-20-2003, 02:53 PM	#12
foreverjason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,452	WTF! What is going on with these stupid fucking CC processors.

03-20-2003, 03:00 PM	#13
Que? Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 340	If you chargeback once or have any sort of similar issue(bouncing check) with a globill payment your on their permanent blacklist. At least they told me so. They work fine for me though but keep a backup processor. __________________ Send ccia out to deep space:<br> Donate to <a href="http://www.impai.org/">IMPA</a>

03-20-2003, 03:07 PM	#14
ozzymandius Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 111	i've used ccbill, ibill and epoch in the past but have been using globill as main for many months now. I am totally satisfied with their service and my sign up ratio is better than it's ever been. I think you can always find at least one webmaster who has a horror story of trying to sign up with their own credit card to any given processors. Bottom line is that all the known processors seem to be in roughly the same ballpark as far as scrubbing is concerned. But as they say, your mileage may vary!

03-20-2003, 08:11 PM	#18
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03-20-2003, 08:18 PM	#21
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