New Study -- Drunking Alcohol Prevents Lung Cancer - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 05-29-2003, 05:19 PM

I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick. You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs... The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking... The tumors just pop right out. Works best with Vodka!

If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem... That just helps to clean them out...

NBDesign · 05-29-2003, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick. You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs... The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking... The tumors just pop right out. Works best with Vodka!

If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem... That just helps to clean them out...

Damian_Maxcash · 05-29-2003, 05:23 PM

Thats it, Im going back to bed.....

Its a bloody conspiricy I tell you!

05-29-2003, 05:19 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	New Study -- Drunking Alcohol Prevents Lung Cancer I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick. You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs... The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking... The tumors just pop right out. Works best with Vodka! If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem... That just helps to clean them out...

05-29-2003, 05:23 PM	#3
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	Thats it, Im going back to bed..... Its a bloody conspiricy I tell you!