New Study -- Drunking Alcohol Prevents Lung Cancer
 

I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick. You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs... The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking... The tumors just pop right out. Works best with Vodka!

If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem... That just helps to clean them out...

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Thats it, Im going back to bed.....

Its a bloody conspiricy I tell you!