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			| TheFLY | 05-29-2003 05:19 PM |  
 New Study -- Drunking Alcohol Prevents Lung Cancer
 I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick.  You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs...  The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking...   The tumors just pop right out.  Works best with Vodka!  
 If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem...   That just helps to clean them out...
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