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TheFLY · 05-29-2003, 05:19 PM

I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick. You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs... The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking... The tumors just pop right out. Works best with Vodka!

If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem... That just helps to clean them out...

05-29-2003, 05:19 PM
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	New Study -- Drunking Alcohol Prevents Lung Cancer I just did some research in my apartment -- here is the trick. You start drinking alcohol -- gulp it down like a sloppy drunk -- then start choking on the alcohol -- you will find yourself gagging like you are going to puke -- but instead all this green and brown shit comes out of your lungs... The cancer comes up into the sink -- this is the cure to smoking... The tumors just pop right out. Works best with Vodka! If a little bit of alcohol gets into your lungs -- no problem... That just helps to clean them out...