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Old 09-17-2015, 09:54 AM   #1
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Two funny things I've heard in two days.

1. So the poophole is your loophole? (response to a girl claiming she's a virgin)

2. Guy: Who in the hell do you think you are?
Girl: I'm the girl who's going to rip your dick off and glue it to your forehead, so you can walk around being a limp dick unicorn, that's who the fuck I am.



I love to laugh. You hear anything funny?
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Old 09-17-2015, 10:22 AM   #2
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A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.
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Old 09-17-2015, 01:26 PM   #3
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Old 09-17-2015, 01:33 PM   #4
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Old 09-17-2015, 01:46 PM   #5
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Old 09-17-2015, 02:04 PM   #6
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Old 09-17-2015, 02:46 PM   #7
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Jeremy Clarkson's new show seems to have already been given a new title - "Gear Knobs"
Its true, google it!
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